Hash Trash Run #1051, Directions to Run #1052

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1051st Hash:

"Hash started at familiar territory for some Hashers - The PussyCat Club.
The trail was full of photo opportunities and posing Hashers. Hashers ran through a park where they posed like moneys in trees. Ran through the streets of Tel Aviv, passed a police station where Hashers posed with a Police Officer trying to shake us so he could eat his lunch in peace. Sang Swing Low at the half after waiting for the walkers FOREVER!!
The trail continued to a small fountain where most Hashers were photographed engaged in water sports. The photo finish was captured by a passer-by who for some strange reason allowed his fiancé and mother in-law take a pic with random drunks (Hashers) on the city street*."

*All pictures can be found on Facebook...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1051:

Hare: Pigwoman
FRB: Roadkill
DFL: Popo Shiska
Late cummer: Magically Delicious, Goldmember
Wanker: In and Out
Visiting Hashers:  Shalom Kitty and Popo Shiska
Monkeying Around: Pigwoman, Puppy Love Machine, Cummunion, Double Entry, Shalom Kitty and Road Kill
Stretching/ Pole Dancing: Double Entry and Road Kill
Misnaming: Afterbirth and Magically Delicious
Golden Shower: Pigwoman
No Hash kit: Road Kill, Popo Shiska and Shalom Kitty
Dry Pussys: Double Entry and Popo Shiska
Sitters: Magically Delicious, Road Kill and Puppy Love Machine
Late Walkers: Magically Delicious, Afterbirth and Gold Member

Oh, and apparently,
Hashers got yelled at by lady upstairs for singing
Hashers got yelled at by lady upstairs for singing
Hashers got yelled at by lady upstairs for singing
Hashers got yelled at by lady upstairs for singing
Hashers got yelled at by lady upstairs for singing
Hashers got yelled at by lady upstairs for singing

Directions to Run 1052:
(*Who would believe it has been a whole year since our 999-1000 weekend...):

Meeting time: Saturday May 31st., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Tsiklag 21, Tel Aviv (Here)

Maps: From HaShalom interchange - Ayalon

Directions: Just follow the map...

On-After: Nope. Nothing planned.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Spit or Swallow @ 054-6717787

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• New Hare Roster is on it's way - If you have any constraints or special requests, NOW'S the time!
  
• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cummunion

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Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run #1050, Directions to Run #1051

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1050th Hash:

"It was a hot day in Tel Aviv where magically everyone found parking. The trail was set, beer to the halfway was forgotten and there were more walkers than runners. New symbols were introduced - people laughed, cried and drank beer. It was a shitty hot trail - but beer was at the end - so it (almost) made everything ok."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1050:

Hares: After Birth & Road Kill
FRB: Double Entry
DFL: Caveman
Walkers for Not bringing beer to Halfway point: Magically Delicious, Pig Woman, STD, Just Mark, After Birth
Misnaming: After Birth
Pointer: Double Entry
No Hash Kit: Road Kill
Sitting on The Trail: Magically Delicious
Phone Sex: Pig Woman
Discovering Sexuality: Caveman (turned on by a Chick with a Dick)
Virgin: Just Mark
Finally returning Shit: Pig Woman (the table!)
Latecumming: Pig Woman and Magically Delicious
Fucking Off: STD
Trying to snitch on self: Caveman
Wanker only ran half: Magically Delicious
Beer Abuse: Double Entry
False Accusation: Pig Woman
Flashing on the trail: Magically Delicious
Got the baby bottle: Magically Delicious

Directions to Run 1051:

Meeting time: Saturday May 24th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location:  Pussy Cat Club, Kikar Atarim - HaYarkon 169 T.A.(Here - disregard the address in the map) (sleaze all around...)

Maps: From: Ayalon

Directions: Just follow the map...

On-After: None that I know of, but hi, the Pussy Cat is right there.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Pig Woman @ 052-4603494

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• New Hare Roster is on it's way - If you have any constraints or special requests, NOW'S the time!
  
• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cummunion

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Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1049, Directions to Run #1050

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1049th Hash:

"Hash 1049 was a memorable shitty run.

 

Starting off with the walkers not making it to the half-way point before the runners.

It appears that the co-hare (Dudley Do Lube) is technically challenged with maps and GPS. What the hell wrong with you son?

Just Nicole will forever more be known as "Afterbirth" had a proper inauguration with an extra amount of flour and beers.

Pig Woman's Birthday was also celebrated at Mikes Place, highlighted with the appearance of Johnny Cash, Cake, and many beers. As some know Pig Woman will be leaving us for another job opportunity. To sum up the sentiment it was expressed so emotionally by Puppy Love Machine stating "Going to miss you, bitch".

On On forever Pig Woman."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1049:

Hares: Dudley Do Lube and Deliverance

FRB: Communion

DFL: Viking

Picking up shit on trail: Puppy Love Machine and Roadkill

Returnees: Dudley Do Lube and Viking

Tech on Trail: Caveman

Lost Walkers: Dudley Do Lube and Just Nicole

No Hash Kit: Pig Woman, Roadkill and Just Nicole

Misnaming: Deliverance and Roadkill

Pointing: Pig Woman, Communion and Deliverance

Hashy Birthday: Pig Woman

Hash Naming: Just Nicole will forever more be known as "Afterbirth".

Directions to Run 1050:

Meeting time: Saturday May 17th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Cinematheque, Tel-Aviv (Here)

Maps: From: Ayalon

Directions: 

Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at HaShalom going west.

1. Go on Kaplan st.

2. Turn left onto De Vinci st.

3. Turn right onto Heftman st.

4. Turn left onto Shprintsak st.

5. The Cinematheque is at the end of the street on your left

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן @ Who knows where...

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Afterbirth @ 058-6899882 or Road Kill @ 050-6899882

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cummunion

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Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1048, Directions to Run #1049

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1048th Hash:

"Hash 1048 needless to say was SHITTY.

Set in the formidable district of Afeka, the trail went north Suburbia/Fields/Suburbia.

The Barbwire Shiggy was well appreciated by all and thanks to Pig Women, all Hashers went through unscathed.

Second Shiggy climb gave a perfect view of the Ayalon Highway,

Halfway was disturbed by a bunch of Sushi carriers and Magically Delicious almost convinced Pirating these and Looting the spoils.

Joe Button was sang at Halfway and special note has to be given to Communion for the exuberance.

After all that, Communion made special efforts for the DFL and to get a hug from Magically Delicious.

Special note goes to Deliverance, for making an effort to arrive, but due to physical discomforts had to withdraw.

Special mention to the visiting Hares, SauerKraut and "O" Something. Good material.

Thanks to STD for Co Haring.

ON On to the next Shitty Trail."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1048:

Hares: Double Entry and STD
FRB: ?
DFL: Cummunion

Visitors: SauerKraut and "O" Something

Other Down-downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1049:

Meeting time: Saturday May 10th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: HaKovshim Garden, Tel-Aviv (Here)

Maps: From: Ayalon, J-Lem

Directions: 

Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.

1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן @ Who knows where...

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Dudley Do Lube @ 050-5763093 (I hope that's the right number...)

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cummunion

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Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1047, Directions to Run #1048

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 877th (I just picked it randomly because I wasn't there...) Hash:

"Jerusalem was cold and damp but the hares set a lovely trail through the streets and parks in Jerusalem. Singing in the Rain was sung at the halfway and then we were off again to finish the run. 

A wonderful Italian Feast was served by the Hares at their apartment and a good time was had by all. The beer was stolen by Stiff Meat and hijacked to Ashdod. 

We discovered that we will be wishing a fond farewell to Pigwoman (temporary or permanent? - we are not at liberty to disclose). She is off to Jordan for the foreseeable future."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1047:

Hares: Captain Caveman and Magically Delicious
FRB: Pig Woman
DFL: Just Nir
No Hash Gear: Just Jennifer
Returnees: Just Jennifer and Just Nir
Dog Abuse: Puppy Love Machine and Just Jennifer
Pre-Lube: Captain Caveman, Pig Woman, Magically Delicious, Puppy Love Machine, Just Nir
Golden Showers: Magically Delicious
Old Fart Disease: Captain Caveman
Multi Cummers: Captain Caveman, Pig Woman, Just Nir
Pointer: Pig Woman, Just Jennifer
New Pants (that's new...): Just Nir
Late Cumming: Dudley Do Lube
Naming: Just Nir is now, and forever will be known as, Roadkill

Directions to Run 1048:

Meeting time: Saturday May 3rd., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Corner of Ofakim and Shmuel Barkai streets in Tel-Aviv HERE.

On-After: Nope, none that I know of...

Maps: From Kakal (קק"ל) interchange on Ayalon Hi-way
coming from the South - Here

coming from the North - Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange) 

1. Get off of Ayalon on Kakal interchange

2. Go West - on Kakal st.

3. Turn right to Ofakim st.

4. Go till you hit a T section, and park.

That's the spot.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Double Entry @ 054-7909034

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• On Thursday, May 8th. there is going to be a Thirsty Knights Hash, courtesy of the well known, Viking. Brace yourselves
  
  
• CAMPOUT! Next weekend (May 9-10), LMH3 will celebrate their first analversary and Pig Woman's birthday with an overnight hash. Details coming soon so stay tuned!
  
  
• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cumunion

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Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com