Hash Trash Run #1050, Directions to Run #1051

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1050th Hash:

"It was a hot day in Tel Aviv where magically everyone found parking. The trail was set, beer to the halfway was forgotten and there were more walkers than runners. New symbols were introduced - people laughed, cried and drank beer. It was a shitty hot trail - but beer was at the end - so it (almost) made everything ok."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1050:

Hares: After Birth & Road Kill
FRB: Double Entry
DFL: Caveman
Walkers for Not bringing beer to Halfway point: Magically Delicious, Pig Woman, STD, Just Mark, After Birth
Misnaming: After Birth
Pointer: Double Entry
No Hash Kit: Road Kill
Sitting on The Trail: Magically Delicious
Phone Sex: Pig Woman
Discovering Sexuality: Caveman (turned on by a Chick with a Dick)
Virgin: Just Mark
Finally returning Shit: Pig Woman (the table!)
Latecumming: Pig Woman and Magically Delicious
Fucking Off: STD
Trying to snitch on self: Caveman
Wanker only ran half: Magically Delicious
Beer Abuse: Double Entry
False Accusation: Pig Woman
Flashing on the trail: Magically Delicious
Got the baby bottle: Magically Delicious

Directions to Run 1051:

Meeting time: Saturday May 24th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location:  Pussy Cat Club, Kikar Atarim - HaYarkon 169 T.A.(Here - disregard the address in the map) (sleaze all around...)

Maps: From: Ayalon

Directions: Just follow the map...

On-After: None that I know of, but hi, the Pussy Cat is right there.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Pig Woman @ 052-4603494

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• New Hare Roster is on it's way - If you have any constraints or special requests, NOW'S the time!
  
• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cummunion

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com