Hash Trash Run #1049, Directions to Run #1050

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1049th Hash:

"Hash 1049 was a memorable shitty run.

 

Starting off with the walkers not making it to the half-way point before the runners.

It appears that the co-hare (Dudley Do Lube) is technically challenged with maps and GPS. What the hell wrong with you son?

Just Nicole will forever more be known as "Afterbirth" had a proper inauguration with an extra amount of flour and beers.

Pig Woman's Birthday was also celebrated at Mikes Place, highlighted with the appearance of Johnny Cash, Cake, and many beers. As some know Pig Woman will be leaving us for another job opportunity. To sum up the sentiment it was expressed so emotionally by Puppy Love Machine stating "Going to miss you, bitch".

On On forever Pig Woman."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1049:

Hares: Dudley Do Lube and Deliverance

FRB: Communion

DFL: Viking

Picking up shit on trail: Puppy Love Machine and Roadkill

Returnees: Dudley Do Lube and Viking

Tech on Trail: Caveman

Lost Walkers: Dudley Do Lube and Just Nicole

No Hash Kit: Pig Woman, Roadkill and Just Nicole

Misnaming: Deliverance and Roadkill

Pointing: Pig Woman, Communion and Deliverance

Hashy Birthday: Pig Woman

Hash Naming: Just Nicole will forever more be known as "Afterbirth".

Directions to Run 1050:

Meeting time: Saturday May 17th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Cinematheque, Tel-Aviv (Here)

Maps: From: Ayalon

Directions: 

Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at HaShalom going west.

1. Go on Kaplan st.

2. Turn left onto De Vinci st.

3. Turn right onto Heftman st.

4. Turn left onto Shprintsak st.

5. The Cinematheque is at the end of the street on your left

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן @ Who knows where...

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Afterbirth @ 058-6899882 or Road Kill @ 050-6899882

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cummunion

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com