13 March, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1040, Directions to Run #1041

Green Toga Hash!
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Hello fellow 

Hare's view of the 1040th Hash:
Never got anything, but judging by the pictures on FB it probably was great fun...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1040:
Hare: Puppy Love Machine
FRB: Crock Sucker
DFL: Boston Creamed
Virgins: Just Francie, Just Jennifer
Sitters & Shitters: Cum On My Buddy, Crock Sucker, STD
Relievers: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Just Jennifer
Returnees: STD, Cum On My Buddy, Cummunion, Loves The Cock, Just Joe
Swimming / Almost Wet: Magically Delicious, Pig Woman, Puppy Love Machine, Just Jennifer
Misnaming: Loves The Cock, Crock Sucker, Just Jennifer, Fart Smella
Phone Sexting / Incesting: Puppy Love Machine, Cummunion
Sexy Hashers: Captain Caveman, Gadhafi
Child/Dog Abuse: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Puppy Love Machine, STD
Holy Grails: Boston Creamed
Hashy Birthday: Puppy Love Machine

Directions to Run 1041:

Meeting timeSaturday Mar 15th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

A memorable HASH it will be!!!! 

The day is a special day!! 

It's Purim, It's St. Patrick, It's Ides of March (read more here), it's fart semlla's B-day and its the first time in history Swans and STD are co-haring in different countries..

to celebrate all those major events we will gather up @

Location: HaKovshim Garden, Tel-Aviv (Here)

Maps: From: AyalonJ-Lem


Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.

1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן!

Other Stuff:  It's a green run (preferably Toga) and don't forget Purim..

More Other Stuffs: It's an A to B run (from B to parking it's downhill...)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call STD @ 054-4682008

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Run #1042 22/03/2014 Gonadfather
Run #1043 29/03/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1044 05/04/2014 Second Hand Job
Run #1045 12/04/2014 Fart Smella
Run #1046 19/04/2014 Double Entry
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Cumunion
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Deliverance
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Semen
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1054 14/06/2014 Boston Creamed

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