Fwd: Hash Trash Run #1035, Directions to Runs #1036

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribe's view of the 1035th Hash:

"Hashing? Sorry, I was buried underneath a warm pile of vaginas."

(med. student, Gynecology & Obstetrics rotation)

Down-Downs Run 1035:

Hare: Pig Woman
FRB: Someone really racist

DFL: Someone really slow

Virgins: Some people you've never met before

Returnees: Some people you've met before, but haven't seen in a log time

Misnaming: Someone slightly senile

New Shoes: Someone who like running, but not as much as drinking sweat

Directions to Run 1036:

Meeting time: Saturday Feb 8th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Habima Square, by the stairs, Tel-Aviv (here) (new! Waze link!).

Parking: There's a parking lot underneath Habima, entrance is here. Otherwise, park on the street (sorry, I can't hold the laughter in anymore! Parking! On the street! In Tel-Aviv! Good one!)

 

Directions: From outside TLV, goto Ayalon, exit @ Azrieli and follow this. Easy peasy. If you're from TLV, you know the place and how to get to it.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Fluffer @ 052-8801111

Other messages

• The new Hare Raising Roster for the next months is below. Don't tell me you didn't see, notice or anything like that.
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

15/02/2014	Gadhaffi
22/02/2014	Goldmember
01/03/2014	Fuckhead
08/03/2014	Puppy Love Machine
15/03/2014	STD
22/03/2014	Gonadfather
29/03/2014	Twin Peaks
05/04/2014	Second Hand Job
12/04/2014	Fart Smella
19/04/2014	Double Entry
26/04/2014	Captain Caveman
03/05/2014	Cumunion
10/05/2014	Deliverance
17/05/2014	Spit or Swallow
24/05/2014	Crock Sucker
31/05/2014	Semen
07/06/2014	Just Nicole
14/06/2014	Boston Creamed

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com