03 January, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1030, Directions to Runs #1031

Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's view of the 1030th Hash:

"Continuing last week's line:

"The sky were angry that day my friends...", well, they weren't, it was actually a very nice day but yours truly was sick. The circle was short and rather quiet, though a new sign (later to be misinterpreted by some of the Hashers) and a couple of virgins were introduced. When the run started, through Tel-Aviv, Ramat-Gan and Givatayim, the wankers had the chance to enjoy a real walk in the park to the top of the known "White Hill" while the runners struggled to get there in a huge detour.

The 2nd half of the Hash was a live hare trail which was planned perfectly. It started in a kind of a sunken amphitheater, where the runners waited for four whole minutes only to find out that the hare only left them "On-In" markings and ran fast enough to get the circle all ready with the cooler and table. Only one Hasher complained.

All in all, a great day and a great Hash*"

*Note: Shitty Trail was sung at the circle

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1030:
Hares: Spit or Swallow
FRB: Swans
DFL: Cumunion
Virgins: Just Torben & Just Jordana
Mis-Naming: Cumunion, Just Nicole
Pointer: Swans
Good Boy: Fuck Head
Sitting: Just Nir
Hash Flash (The Bad Kind): Swans
Tony the Tiger: Just Nir

Directions to Run 1031:

Meeting timeSaturday Jan 4th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.


Location: Habima Square, Tel Aviv (here) (Link includes directions).


On-After: Nope

Maps: From HaShalom interchange in Ayalon highway (road #20)

Directions: Follow the map here, and/or:

  1. Get off of Ayalon on Hashalom interchange - heading west.
  2. Go on Kaplan, continue onto Dizengoff.
  3. Turn left to Tarsat.
  4. The square is at the end of the block on the left


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


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