27 December, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1029, Directions to Run #1030

Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's view of the 1029th Hash:

"A Tale of Four Hares

The Just's, Nir and Nicole, decided it was time to stop being suckers and learn to set a hash. They called in the experts STD Swans and the adventure began. The pack was joined by a family of visitors (Who kept remarking, "We thought this was a family friendly hash…", oops...:))

Now the Hares went out and set… but the runners got lost. They blamed the trail. We blamed… well, nobody. At the half way the Hares taught a new song (Would you like my finger in your ear? Or in your rear? Or in your beer? NO NO NO NO NO….) drank some beers and headed back to the circle (and somehow, the runners beat the walkers there.)

Over all a shitty trail – but hey, it was their first time…"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1029:
Hares: Just Nicole, Just Nir, STD and Swans
FRB: Fluffer
DFL: Boston Creamed
On IL: Swans & Just Nir
Visitors: RUS Putin & I-gor
Virgins: Just Nina, Just Jason, Just Aviva & Just Ora (who are now totally scarred for life as their own father made them cum…. EEKKK.)
Returnees: SOS and Fuckhead
Relivers: I-Gor, Fluffer & STD
Newly Wed Shirts: Just Nicole & Just Nir
Big Ass Cry Baby: Puppy Love Machine
New Shoes: Just Nir

None, since the hash ran out of beer masters …

Directions to Run 1030:

Meeting timeSaturday Dec 28th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.


Location: Parking lot of Edith Wolfson Park, Tel Aviv (here).


On-After: Nope

Maps: From LaGuardia interchange in Ayalon highway (road #20)

Directions: See map above


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call Spit or Swallow (though his voice is lost and he's looking for it, so he might not be able to pick up the phone...) @ 054-6717787

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