24 January, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1033, Directions to Runs #1034

Hello fellow Hashers!
Hash Scribe's view of the 1032nd Hash:

"The pack convened in central TA for a dually-hared hash that seemed to be hared by no one at all.

Walkers outnumbered runners. Then the runners beat the walkers almost to halfway, so the halfway spot was moved in the middle of the hash to where the pack happened to be standing, thoroughly confusing everyone.

The halfway song fell apart after two lines, and the pack graced the hares with a premature rendition of 'shitty trail.'

Picking up for the second half, the few runners that remained lost the trail once or twice and finally found their way back to the circle, which was conveniently located next to a synagogue.

As the pack staggered their way to the circle, Shabbat prayers began, leaving the hashers with a very confused and somewhat astounded audience of orthodox kids.

Almost everyone committed a bunch of infractions, so plenty of beer was had which almost made up for the shitty trail... almost..."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1032:
Hare: Fuckhead and Just Scotty
FRB: Pig Woman
DFL: Gadhaffi
Virgins: A New Just Couple
Returnees: Just Nir, Just Nicole, Pig Woman, Hot Box, Gadhaffi, Just Scotty, Fuckhead
Relieving: STD
Late Cummers: Just Nicole and Just Nir
Purism/Indecisiveness: Fuckhead
Pointing: Just Nir and Pig Woman
Extra Slow Walking: Fluffer
Misnaming: Hot Box, Just Scotty
New Shoes: Pig Woman

Directions to Run 1033:

Meeting timeSaturday Jan 18th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.


Location: Parking next to Bialik 42, Ramat Gan (here)

Parking: Well, we start at a parking lot... Do the math.


On-After: Nothing planned, but the hares said something like this (edited): "happy to try and find somewhere open after, as it is Ramat Gan (We're totally open to doing something at our place after - which is about 5 min. from where the run starts...). Regardless we promise some goodies here and there along the trail."

I hope they mean beer...

Maps: From Ayalon coming from North

From HaShalom interchange on Ayalon (South)

Directions: Follow one of the maps

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call Just Nir @ 050-6899882 OR Just Nicole @ 058-6899882 (ohhhh... they've got matching numbers, that's so fuckin' cute...)

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  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

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