Hash Trash Run #1032, Directions to Runs #1033

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribe's view of the 1032nd Hash:

"The Hash started a bit late due to bowl movements by one of the hashers.

When at last it started the headcount was as following:

1 Hare

3 Runners

4 Walkers

1 Big dog

1 Small dog

1 Peacock on the roof

As you can understand the Hare didn't take long to gather all the Hashers at the holds and the walkers took their time, walking the trail and enjoying the sunny Saturday afternoon.

Down-downs were drank, more beer was drank, some naturally grown, medical grade substances were used and days of the week was sung.

All in all, another shitty trail and a great Hash."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1032:

Hare: Crock Sucker
FRB: Spit or Swallow

SRB: Fart Smella

TRB: Boston Creamed

Other Down-Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1033:

Meeting time: Saturday Jan 18th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Park at the corner of Saadia Gaon and Lloyd George streets in Tel Aviv (here)

Parking: Find parking in the surrounding streets or on the parking lots down the street (across Lincoln st.)

 

On-After: Some on-after will probably take place. It will probably include more bear somewhere near.

Maps: From LaGuardia interchange on Ayalon

From HaShalom interchange on Ayalon

Directions: Follow one of the maps

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

 

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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