Hash Trash Run #1034, Directions to Runs #1035

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribe's view of the 1034th Hash:

"We met in Ramat Gan.

In a parking lot.

We ran some.

We had jello shots.

We circled.

Beer was drank.

Big beer was drank.

Small beer was drank.

Beer was drank from shoes.

The end."

Special treat:

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1034:

Hares: Just Nir and Just Nicole
Fucked-up Trail: Just Nir and Just Nicole
FRB: Spit or Swallow

DFL: Boston Creamed

Virgins: A New Just Couple

Returnees: Goldmember, Captain Caveman, Deliverance

Shopping Problem: Hot Box and Second Hand Job

Misnaming: Goldmember

Hashy Birthday: Gadhaffi
Dog Abuse: STD, Boston Creamed, Pig Woman
New Shoes: Pig Woman (again!), Deliverance
Porn on Trail: Just Nir and Just Nicole

Directions to Run 1035:

Meeting time: Saturday Feb 1st, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Park in Modi'in - on Emek HaHula st. next to No. 75 (here)

Parking: I guess you can park on the street.

 

On-After: An On-After picnic will be held in the aforementioned park. Bring a snack, a salad or something else that starts with an "S".

Maps: From The Tel-Aviv Area

From The Jerusalem Area

Directions: Follow one of the maps

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

 

Call Pig Woman @ 052-4603494

Other messages

• The new Hare Raising Roster for the next months is below. Don't tell me you didn't see, notice or anything like that.
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

01/02/2014	Pig Woman
08/02/2014	Fluffer
15/02/2014	Gadhaffi
22/02/2014	Goldmember
01/03/2014	Fuckhead
08/03/2014	Puppy Love Machine
15/03/2014	STD
22/03/2014	Gonadfather
29/03/2014	Twin Peaks
05/04/2014	Second Hand Job
12/04/2014	Fart Smella
19/04/2014	Double Entry
26/04/2014	Captain Caveman
03/05/2014	Cumunion
10/05/2014	Deliverance
17/05/2014	Spit or Swallow
24/05/2014	Crock Sucker
31/05/2014	Semen
07/06/2014	Just Nicole
14/06/2014	Boston Creamed

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com