Hash Trash Run #1036, Directions to Runs #1037

Note the special starting time!!!

18:00...1800hr...6PM

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's (extra short) view of the 1036th Hash:

"Yet another lovely run in sunny Tel Aviv.

The trail was not shitty and the marking was splendid."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1036:

Hare: Fluffer
FRB: Just Nir

DFL: Cumunion

Returnees: Fluffer, Cumunion, Crock Sucker

Fingers On: Pig Woman

Enough With the Wedding Pictures!: Just Nir, Just Nicole

Misnaming: Just Nicole, and Someone Else

Wedding Bells: STD

Directions to Run 1037:

Meeting time: Saturday Feb 15th, 18:00, 1800hr, 6pm.

 

Location: the parking lot behind the Old Train Station/Colony Restaurant. Entrances are from Derek Hebron or Derek Bethlehem. See map/directions here

Parking: Well, we start at a parking lot... Do the math.

 

From the Hare: This hash is a combined Holyland/Looney Moon Hash and so will begin at 6:00 p.m. 

In honor of Valentine's Day, wear something red (dress optional). 
The February full moon is traditionally called the "Snow Moon," but because we in Jerusalem had enough snow in December to last several decades we will ignore this. The American Indians also called it the "Hunger Moon" since it occurred in the dead of winter. That we can honor. So bring someone or something hungry or dead. (They also called it the "Bone Moon" but this could be confusing since this hash includes dogs and dog-lovers.)

On-After: There will be an on-after at the Colony Restaurant (see map).

Maps: From Caveman's Erection

Directions: Follow one of the maps, say This one

If you have a problem, call Gadhafi @ 054-697-7748 but don't expect much help since he doesn't know where he is on a good day, much less a Hash Day.

Other messages

• The new Hare Raising Roster for the next months will be out soon
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

22/02/2014	Goldmember
01/03/2014	Fuckhead
08/03/2014	Puppy Love Machine
15/03/2014	STD
22/03/2014	Gonadfather
29/03/2014	Twin Peaks
05/04/2014	Second Hand Job
12/04/2014	Fart Smella
19/04/2014	Double Entry
26/04/2014	Captain Caveman
03/05/2014	Cumunion
10/05/2014	Deliverance
17/05/2014	Spit or Swallow
24/05/2014	Crock Sucker
31/05/2014	Semen
07/06/2014	Just Nicole
14/06/2014	Boston Creamed

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com