Hash Trash Run #1038, Directions to Run #1039

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hasher's view of the 1038th Hash:

"What started out as a beautiful sunny day for Hashing brought out the crowds, luckily there was enough beer.

There was more flour in the Jachnun after the run then on the trail, although everytime the pack complained that there was no markings, Goldmember showed us we were wrong, only we couldn't see it.

As we circled up after the run we lost the sun and warm weather."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1038:

Hare: Goldmember

FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: Captain Caveman

Returnees: Fuckhead, Hawkeye, Goldmember, Fart Smella

New Hasher: Magically Delicious

S(h)itting: Hawkeye

Misnaming: Goldmember

Pointing: Fuckhead

Mug Shots: Crock Sucker

Directions to Run 1039:

Meeting time: Saturday Mar 1st., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Heftman 5, Tel Aviv (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! @ Porter & Sons

Maps: From Ayalon Highway Here.

Directions: Leave High way 20 (Ayalon) at Ha'shalom.
Drive west on Kaplan (sun in your face).
Turn left on Leonardo Da Vinci and start looking for parking.

Also see Here (same map as above)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Fuckhead @ 054-2378356

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Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1040 08/03/2014 Puppy Love Machine
Run #1041 15/03/2014 STD
Run #1042 22/03/2014 Gonadfather
Run #1043 29/03/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1044 05/04/2014 Second Hand Job
Run #1045 12/04/2014 Fart Smella
Run #1046 19/04/2014 Double Entry
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Cumunion
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Deliverance
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Semen
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1054 14/06/2014 Boston Creamed
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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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