Hash Trash Run #1045, Directions to Run #1046
Hello fellow Hashers!
Location: The end (or is it the beginning...?) of Dubnov Street, just in front of HaShoshanim Garden (HERE).
Maps: From The Chords Bridge Here
Directions: See map above or tap into Waze "Dubnov 15, Jerusalem" or:
Google driving directions from the Jerusalem Chords Bridge (aka Caveman's Erection).
1. Head northwest on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר
2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי
3. Turn left onto Bezalel/בצלאל
4. Continue onto אליעזר וחמדה בן יהודה
5. Turn right onto Shmu'el HaNagid/שמואל הנגיד
6. Turn right onto King George/המלך ג'ורג'
7. Continue onto Keren HaYesod/קרן היסוד
8. Turn right onto Shalom Aleichem/שלום עליכם
9. Continue onto Yitshak Elhanan/יצחק אלחנן
10. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit ontoDubnov/דובנוב
Destination will be on the right
Park on the street
And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...
Call Boston Creamed @ 054-2152653 and/or Gonadfather @ 054-5937721
Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Double Entry
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cumunion
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Note the massages section, it's pretty loaded today.
Hare's view of the 1045th Hash:
"The Hashers gathered once again in Kfar-Saba, city of lights, loots and ladyboys.Hare's view of the 1045th Hash:
Turnout was not too bad for an out-of-TLV Hash, with surprise appearances from the diaper-covered Spit or Swallow and dust-covered Dr. Do-Little.
Hare Fart Smella led the hounds to the halfway, where most were disappointed to be left without beer, but still happy to humiliate themselves singing "Monday is a Wanking Day" in front of dropping jaws all around.
The second half saw the pack running next to parks, through slip-n-slides and (almost) in front of car hoods, until miraculously arriving at the circle. Ale was poured, endless down-downs were gulped, shirts, hair and shoes were soaked until all were drunk enough to drive back home."
So on we go to the...
Down-Downs Run 1045:
Hares: Fart Smella and Crock SuckerFRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Dudley do Lube
Virgin: Just Ido
Misnaming: Pig Woman, Puppy Love Machine, Dudley do Lube
Returnees: Dudley do Lube, Spit or Swallow, Dr. Do-Little
Racists: Pig Woman, Double Entry
Short Cutting: Puppy Love Machine
Quads: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Dudley do Lube, Double Entry
New Shoes: Spit or Swallow (picture here)
Directions to Run 1046:
Meeting time: Saturday Apr 19th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: The end (or is it the beginning...?) of Dubnov Street, just in front of HaShoshanim Garden (HERE).
On-After: None that I know of..
Directions: See map above or tap into Waze "Dubnov 15, Jerusalem" or:
Google driving directions from the Jerusalem Chords Bridge (aka Caveman's Erection).
1. Head northwest on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר
2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי
3. Turn left onto Bezalel/בצלאל
4. Continue onto אליעזר וחמדה בן יהודה
5. Turn right onto Shmu'el HaNagid/שמואל הנגיד
6. Turn right onto King George/המלך ג'ורג'
7. Continue onto Keren HaYesod/קרן היסוד
8. Turn right onto Shalom Aleichem/שלום עליכם
9. Continue onto Yitshak Elhanan/יצחק אלחנן
10. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit ontoDubnov/דובנוב
Destination will be on the right
Park on the street
And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...
Call Boston Creamed @ 054-2152653 and/or Gonadfather @ 054-5937721
Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
- Please note the changes in the Hare Roster, there has been a bunch...
- On Thursday, May 8th. there is going to be a Thirsty Knights Hash, courtesy of the well known, Viking. Brace yourselves
- REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Double Entry
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cumunion
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On-on!
Hash Scribe
posted by Hash Scribe at 1:52 AM
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