19 April, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1045, Directions to Run #1046

Hello fellow Hashers!

Note the massages section, it's pretty loaded today.

Hare's view of the 1045th Hash:
"The Hashers gathered once again in Kfar-Saba, city of lights, loots and ladyboys.
Turnout was not too bad for an out-of-TLV Hash, with surprise appearances from the diaper-covered Spit or Swallow and dust-covered Dr. Do-Little.
Hare Fart Smella led the hounds to the halfway, where most were disappointed to be left without beer, but still happy to humiliate themselves singing "Monday is a Wanking Day" in front of dropping jaws all around.
The second half saw the pack running next to parks, through slip-n-slides and (almost) in front of car hoods, until miraculously arriving at the circle. Ale was poured, endless down-downs were gulped, shirts, hair and shoes were soaked until all were drunk enough to drive back home."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1045:
Hares: Fart Smella and Crock Sucker
FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Dudley do Lube
Virgin: Just Ido
Misnaming: Pig Woman, Puppy Love Machine, Dudley do Lube
Returnees: Dudley do Lube, Spit or Swallow, Dr. Do-Little
Racists: Pig Woman, Double Entry
Short Cutting: Puppy Love Machine
Quads: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Dudley do Lube, Double Entry
New Shoes: Spit or Swallow (picture here)

Directions to Run 1046:

Meeting timeSaturday Apr 19th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

 The end (or is it the beginning...?) of Dubnov Street, just in front of HaShoshanim Garden (HERE).

On-After: None that I know of..

Maps: From The Chords Bridge Here

See map above or tap into Waze
"Dubnov 15, Jerusalem" or:

Google driving directions from the Jerusalem Chords Bridge (aka Caveman's Erection).
1. Head northwest on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎
2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎
3. Turn left onto Bezalel/בצלאל‎
4. Continue onto אליעזר וחמדה בן יהודה‎
5. Turn right onto Shmu'el HaNagid/שמואל הנגיד‎
6. Turn right onto King George/המלך ג'ורג'‎
7. Continue onto Keren HaYesod/קרן היסוד‎
8. Turn right onto Shalom Aleichem/שלום עליכם‎
9. Continue onto Yitshak Elhanan/יצחק אלחנן‎
10. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit ontoDubnov/דובנוב‎
Destination will be on the right
Park on the street

d about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed @ 054-2152653  and/or  Gonadfather @ 054-5937721

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • Please note the changes in the Hare Roster, there has been a bunch...
  • On Thursday, May 8th. there is going to be a Thirsty Knights Hash, courtesy of the well known, Viking. Brace yourselves
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Double Entry
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cumunion

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