28 March, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1042, Directions to Run #1043

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1042nd Hash:
Never got anything, and I can't even judge by the pictures on FB (there are none...) but it was probably great fun...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1042:
Hare: Boston Creamed
FRB: Just Jennifer
DFL: Puppy Love Machine
Virgins: Upright Position, Gender Bender
Botched Shortcutting: Puppy Love Machine
Misnamers: Crock Sucker, Magically Delicious
Relievers: Gender Bender, Upright Position, Pig Woman, Just Jennifer
Phone Sex (x2): Pig Woman
Proper Boobie Check: Magically Delicious
Racist Bling: Pig Woman
Shitty Trail / Missing Racist Bling / Cyberdildonics: Boston Creamed
Wine Beggar: Puppy Love Machine
Fuck Off Already: STD
25 Runs: Puppy Love Machine, STD
50 Runs: Double Entry, STD
New Shoes: Fart Smella

Directions to Run 1043:

Meeting timeSaturday Mar 29th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

The park on HaMesilla Street in Herzliya Bet (Here)

Maps: From: Tel-Aviv


  1. Head north on Ayalon Hwy/Route 20
  2. Take exit Shiv'at HaKokhavim Interchange-‫מחלף שבעת הכוכבים‬‎ toward Shiv'at Hakohavim Blvd
  3. Keep left at the fork to continue toward Shiv'at Hakohavim Blvd
  4. Turn right onto Shiv'at Hakohavim Blvd
  5. Continue to follow Shderot Shiv'at ha-Kokhavim/Shiv'at Hakohavim Blvd/‫שדרות שבעת הכוכבים‬‎
  6. Turn right onto Derech Moshe Dayan/‫דרך משה דיין‬‎
  7. Go through 1 roundabout
  8. Continue onto HaMinhara/‫המנהרה‬‎
  9. Turn right onto Ha-Mesila St
  10. Continue to follow Ha-Mesila St/‫המסילה‬‎
  11. You have reached your destination...

Or you can save us all the hustle and just tap "HaMesila 28, Hertzliya" into Waze...

On-After: None that I know of.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Deliverance @ 050-263-4684

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Run #1044 05/04/2014 Second Hand Job
Run #1045 12/04/2014 Fart Smella
Run #1046 19/04/2014 Double Entry
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Cumunion
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Semen
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1054 14/06/2014 Gonadfather

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