Hash Trash Run #1048, Directions to Run #1049

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1048th Hash:

"Hash 1048 needless to say was SHITTY.

Set in the formidable district of Afeka, the trail went north Suburbia/Fields/Suburbia.

The Barbwire Shiggy was well appreciated by all and thanks to Pig Women, all Hashers went through unscathed.

Second Shiggy climb gave a perfect view of the Ayalon Highway,

Halfway was disturbed by a bunch of Sushi carriers and Magically Delicious almost convinced Pirating these and Looting the spoils.

Joe Button was sang at Halfway and special note has to be given to Communion for the exuberance.

After all that, Communion made special efforts for the DFL and to get a hug from Magically Delicious.

Special note goes to Deliverance, for making an effort to arrive, but due to physical discomforts had to withdraw.

Special mention to the visiting Hares, SauerKraut and "O" Something. Good material.

Thanks to STD for Co Haring.

ON On to the next Shitty Trail."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1048:

Hares: Double Entry and STD
FRB: ?
DFL: Cummunion

Visitors: SauerKraut and "O" Something

Other Down-downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1049:

Meeting time: Saturday May 10th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: HaKovshim Garden, Tel-Aviv (Here)

Maps: From: Ayalon, J-Lem

Directions: 

Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.

1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן @ Who knows where...

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Dudley Do Lube @ 050-5763093 (I hope that's the right number...)

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• Calling all Hash-Flash!
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Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cummunion

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com