25 April, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1046, Directions to Run #1047

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1046th Hash:
"It being Passover, the Hash was set covertly -- marked by off-limits flour -- by Gonadfather (ably assisted by Boston Creamed).
It was long, there were no holds with checks only and in a word, "shitty".
Down-downs and the On-After were almost completely Kosher for Passover -- when will they start making K4P beer*?"

(There are probably more, but I don't care for the next year or so)

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1046:
Hares: Gonadfather, Boston Creamed
FRB: Pig Woman
No Bling This Week??: Pig Woman
DFL: Crock Sucker
Reliever: Gonadfather
S(h)itters: Cummunion, Capt. Caveman, Just Michael, Just Gavriel, Crock Sucker
Hare Smokesperson: Magically Delicious
Latecummer: Cummunion
Returnees: Magically Delicious, Just Michael, Just Gavriel, Gonadfather
Child/Dog Abuse: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Pig Woman
Misnamers: Pig Woman, Magically Delicious, Fart Smella
Sexting (x3!!): Magically Delicious
Drinking 'cos There's Leftover Beer: Cummunion, Boston Creamed

Directions to Run 1047:

Meeting timeSaturday Apr 26th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking Lot on Elifelet St. HERE.

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! @"Norma Jean"

Maps: From La Guardia interchange on Ayalon Hi-way Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange
1. Head west on La Guardia/לה גווארדיה‎ toward Exit to Route 1/יציאה לכביש 1‎
2. Slight left onto HaRakevet/הרכבת‎
3. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎
4. Continue onto Derech Jaffa/דרך יפו‎
5. Continue onto Eilat/אילת‎
6. Turn left onto Elifelet/אליפלט‎
7. Turn right
Elifelet Parking Lot


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Captain Caveman @ 052-2445644


Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • Please note the changes in the Hare Roster, there has been a bunch...
  • On Thursday, May 8th. there is going to be a Thirsty Knights Hash, courtesy of the well known, Viking. Brace yourselves
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Double Entry
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cumunion

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

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