02 May, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1047, Directions to Run #1048

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 877th (I just picked it randomly because I wasn't there...) Hash:
"Jerusalem was cold and damp but the hares set a lovely trail through the streets and parks in Jerusalem. Singing in the Rain was sung at the halfway and then we were off again to finish the run. 
A wonderful Italian Feast was served by the Hares at their apartment and a good time was had by all. The beer was stolen by Stiff Meat and hijacked to Ashdod. 
We discovered that we will be wishing a fond farewell to Pigwoman (temporary or permanent? - we are not at liberty to disclose). She is off to Jordan for the foreseeable future."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1047:
: Captain Caveman and Magically Delicious
FRB: Pig Woman
DFL: Just Nir
No Hash Gear: Just Jennifer
Returnees: Just Jennifer and Just Nir
Dog Abuse: Puppy Love Machine and Just Jennifer
Pre-Lube: Captain Caveman, Pig Woman, Magically Delicious, Puppy Love Machine, Just Nir
Golden Showers: Magically Delicious
Old Fart Disease: Captain Caveman
Multi Cummers: Captain Caveman, Pig Woman, Just Nir
Pointer: Pig Woman, Just Jennifer
New Pants (that's new...): Just Nir
Late Cumming: Dudley Do Lube
Naming: Just Nir is now, and forever will be known as, Roadkill

Directions to Run 1048:

Meeting timeSaturday May 3rd., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Corner of Ofakim and Shmuel Barkai streets in Tel-Aviv HERE.

On-After: Nope, none that I know of...

Maps: From Kakal (קק"ל) interchange on Ayalon Hi-way
coming from the South - Here

coming from the North - Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange
1. Get off of Ayalon on Kakal interchange
2. Go West - on Kakal st.
3. Turn right to Ofakim st.
4. Go till you hit a T section, and park.
That's the spot.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Double Entry @ 054-7909034

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

  • On Thursday, May 8th. there is going to be a Thirsty Knights Hash, courtesy of the well known, Viking. Brace yourselves

  • CAMPOUT! Next weekend (May 9-10), LMH3 will celebrate their first analversary and Pig Woman's birthday with an overnight hash. Details coming soon so stay tuned!

  • Calling all Hash-Flash!
    In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
    Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
    * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high

    And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!

    (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cumunion

Hash Scribe