28 January, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for H4 Run #1087 - Directions to Run #1088

Please see revised Hare Roster below. Contact SOS with any changes.

Down-downs for H4 Run #1087
Fluffer has chosen to report on last week's run in the form of haiku:

The run was fun.
Beer stop at half way.
Had an FRB, DFL, golden showers, pointing, returnees, visitors and virgins!
Names aren't important, booze is!

Reserve March 19! There will be a Thirsty Knights St. Patrick's Day / Green Dress Run. It will also be post-Election Day run, so we will most likely be crying into our green beer.

Directions to Run #1088
Time: 5:00, 1500hr, 3pm
Date: Jan. 31, 2015
Place: Top of the Hill near the poet Bialik's bench. Moshe Sharett St., Ramat-Gan.
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/J5Oqs

1. Get off at HaHalacha exit, going East, onto Bialik street.
2. Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto Jabotinsky.
3. Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto Zohar Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
4. Turn LEFT onto Herzl then a QUICK RIGHT onto Moshe Sharett street.
5. Park somewhere near the school (on your right). Your Hare will be waiting.
Lost? Call Twin Peaks at 052-8743662

Hare Roster for Q1 2015
1088 31/01/2015 Twin Peaks
1089 07/02/2015 Deliverance - WHITE SHIRT RUN!!!
1090 14/02/2015 Boston Creamed
1091 21/02/2015 Goldmember
1092 28/02/2015 Fecal Flyer
1093 07/03/2015 Ghaddafi
1094 14/03/2015 Double Entry
1095 21/03/2015 Fart Smella
1096 28/03/2015 Cumunion

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22 January, 2015

Down-downs for H4 Run #1086 - Directions to Run #1087

Hello Wankers!

STD has weighed in with the following: It was a lovely day -- surprisingly not rainy. The trail was marked perfectly despite of Teddy's attempts to destroy it. Tthe hares were exceptionally confused, probably before it was the first time that they didn't consume alcohol while setting.

Photos of Teddy's flour eating efforts can be viewed on Facebook. And now, for the section on punishments/rewards...

Down-downs for H4 Run #1085

Hares - Double Entry and STD
FRB - Fecal Flyer
DFL - Just Bethany
In-between but no Down-down - Captain Caveman
Not running - Magically Delicious (lame excuse: injured)
Forgot the run is at 15:00 and arrived 30 minutes late - Double Entry
Hare who lost her own trail - STD
Returnees - Double Entry, STD, Just Bethany
No Hash gear - Just Bethany

Directions to Run #1086

Our Hare writes: "Easy-peasy. If you're from TLV, you know the place and how to get to it."
And if not...

Date: Saturday, January 24th 2015
Time: 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: HaBimah Square, by the stairs, Tel-Aviv (here)
Parking: There's a parking lot underneath HaBimah. The entrance is here. Otherwise, park on the street.
Directions: From outside TLV, take the Ayalon, exit at HaShalom (Azrieli Towers) and follow this link.

New! Waze link!

"And about not finding the spot and all that -- if you do get lost, just call Fluffer at 052-8801111 "
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14 January, 2015

Fwd: Hash Trash - Directions to Run #1085 - Down-downs for H4 Run #1084

Hello Wankers!

Afterbirth contacted Humble Scribe with the following missive: "It was a cold, rainy and wet winter's day in Ramat Gan. Parking was found, beer was opened and Hashing began. No circle in sight though... it had washed away... Hashers climbed hills, stairs, participated in Olympic challenges, fell over and got wet in more ways than one. One Hasher even got a chance to sit on an old mans face. Smiles all around".

Down-downs for H4 Run #1084

Hare - Roadkill
FRB - Fecal Flyer
DFL - Magically Delicious, PopoSchnitzel
Sitting/Stalling on trail - PopoSchnitzel
Returnees - Afterbirth, Just Barry, PopoSchnitzel
Misnaming - Captain Caveman
Wanted a Down-down - Puppy Love
Champion of Cards Against Humanity (A truly Hasher game) - Magically Delicious

Directions to Run #1085

We will start in the parking lot at the Kiryat Shaul cemetery. After that, all bets are off.

Date: Jan 17, 2015
Time: 15:00 (3:00pm)
Start: Kiryat Shaul Cemetery
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/6H8Ia

Hare directions: Tell Waze Moshe Sneh, Tel Aviv. When you see Mashtelat Aharoni at the corner with the cemetery road, turn towards the cemetery and find us.

Google Maps directions (from Gelilot/Cinema City Junction) - https://goo.gl/maps/wu15G
Take Route 5 to Route 482. Take HaKfar HaYarok Interchange exit. Keep right at the fork and merge onto Route 482. Turn right at Dr. Elie Tavin Street. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto Meir Binet Street.

Lost? Call Double Entry at 054-7909034 as STD says hasn't a clue as to where the starting point is and besides she's still jet lagged.

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07 January, 2015

Directions to Run #1084 - Down-downs for H4 Run #1083

Hello Wankers!

Please note changes to the Hare Roster (below). The update will also be posted to the Facebook page.

Down-downs for H4 Run #1083

Magically Delicious writes, "We all pretty much walked the trail- saw a shop called AsGlass- so we took a picture of our asses.  I laid a giant Faberge eggs, desecrated a religious fountain, ignored signs and climbed the shit out of "The Rockery", jumped into the Mediterranean, and a man stopped got out of his car and started to take pictures (of the buildings and such) as I was changing into dry clothes.. it was kinda strange. We on aftered at Mexical and drank margaritas - So I had a Shit-Ton-O-Fun".

Hare - Magically Delicious
Co-hare - Captain Caveman
FRB - Cumunion
DFL - Roadkill

Directions to Run #1084

The Hare notifies your Humble Scribe that, "depending on weather conditions, this coming Saturday will be a run in the style of a Winter Olympics Shitty Trail"!

Humble Scribe has no idea what that means but thinks warm clothes might be in order.

Date - Jan 10, 2015
Time: 15:00 (3:00pm)
: 5 Beit Horon St., Ramat Gan
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/3yVM4
Lost? Call Roadkill at 050-6899882

Hare Roster for Q1 2015
1085 10/01/2015 Roadkill
1086 17/01/2015 STD
1087 24/01/2015 Fluffer
1088 31/01/2015 Goldmember
1089 07/02/2015 Fart Smella
1090 14/02/2015 Boston Creamed
1091 21/02/2015 Cumunion
1092 28/02/2015 Twin Peaks
1093 07/03/2015 Ghaddafi
1094 14/03/2015 Double Entry

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01 January, 2015

Directions to Run #1083 - Down-downs for H4 Run #1082

Hey Wankers -- Captain Caveman reports that, "Run 1082 met in Herzeliya Pituach on a lovely sunny day -- meaning that there was no parking to be found. Like every great Hash, it was measured not in quantity but quality (except when beer)!"

Down-downs for H4 Run #1082
Hare - SOS
FRB - Captain Caveman
DFL - Magically Delicious
Virgin - Just Lucas
All other awards/punishments - Everyone

And now, Directions to Run #1083 -- THE FIRST RUN OF 2015!!!!
Date: Jan 3, 2015
Time: 15:00 (3:00pm)
Place: The parking lot near Norma Jean - 23 Elifelet Street, south Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/rVT7m
Special Instructions: Bring dry clothes because it's polar plunge time, baby! That's right -- it's not going to be fun, it's not going to be funny, it's going to be dangerous!
More Special Instructions: There will be On-After margaritas at Mescal. Yummm...
Lost? Call Magically Delicious (your Hare) at 053 280 5002 or Captain Caveman (co-Hare) at 052 244 5644

Please note your dates in the Hare Roster (image below)

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