26 January, 2017

Hashing is fun.

Hola senoritas,

This week's hare is Double O Panda Facial. Trail info:

Hash will be on Sat. the 28th at 3:00pm meeting in the parking lot in front of the Sarona Market.

Map to Sarona Market at https://goo.gl/maps/jzVJxtimUZ62.

Last week's hare was Double Entry, here's what we said about his trail:

"A pack of 5 set out to Walk a(n allegedly)(-PLM) well set Running Trail, Not enough to run it ("Sounds, like bullshit, to me, to me." - PL). 

Deliverance realized after 300m that Max the Dog was left behind at the starting point and all had to wait for Dog recovery. (Amazing that she found her way back to the pack. -PL) 

The Halt way was not reached (because there was no beer there)(-PL) as the (sober)(- PL) five - Cockpit the 3rd, Twin Peaks,Tipsy Gypsy, Deliverance and Double Entry, shortcutted back to the starting point for Down Downs. 

No special mention as all were hungry and set out to look for a Pizza (That's the new slang for getting laid. -PL), not before Cockpit the 3rd decided to give the car (she doesn't like being called that)(PL) a wash with a (his)(PL) Fire Hose. Most Illegal (but perhaps not for long if politicians are doing it. -PL). 

No Pizza opened at this time in the Area (but at least there was beer)(PL), so all went home very disgruntled (and none the smarter. -PL)"

Be well.

On on,

19 January, 2017

Holyland H3 trail #1176, etc.

Hello, happy hashers -

This week's trail will be set by Double Entry on 21.1. Here's what he has to say about it (edited slightly by yours truly):

Saturday's Hash will start from Ha-Netsakh St. 3, Ramat Hasharon, at 15:00 (3pm).
Lost? Call Double Entry @ 054-790-9034.
A pizza can be ordered, or Deliverance will continue to treat the Hashers with some fabulous cuisine, as in the past.
Try bringing the customary good spirits (I don't think he meant hard liquor, though I expect that wouldn't be a problem).

Last weekend, Dry Rub set a shitty trail and had this to say about it:

January 14th 2017, a spirited hash (#1175) was had by all! The rain held off and despite multiple trail crossings, the extreme trickiness of having no false trails, and a severe lack of holds, all hashers made it back to the starting point in good humor. Special mention to snack momma, Deliverance, for feeding everyone post-hash with the food she is divesting from her cupboard.
FRB: Double Entry
DFL: Captain Caveman
Hare: Dry Rub
Captain Caveman
Cockpit the Third
Double Entry
Double O Panda Facial
Dry Rub
Tipsy Gypsy

Much love.

On on,

13 January, 2017

Holyland H3 trail #1175 and other updates

Greetings, half-minds -

First, the details about this week's upcoming trail from your hare, Dry Rub:

It is time for a wonderfully shitty Dry Rub trail. In true lazy form, it will start and end close to my place. "A" will be located in Tel Aviv at the plaza where Rothschild Blvd dead ends at Herzl St.

Start Time 3pm. (That is three in the afternoon for those of you on the damn twenty four hour clock.)

Lost? Suffering from severe unexplained bouts of proanoia (look it up)??, contact the hare +972 (0)54-971-6773

Dropped Pin
near Rothschild Blvd 6, Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel


In other news, last week's trail was laid by Just Howard and Tipsy Gypsy. I heard it was shitty as usual but that they managed to name Just Howard, now known as Cockpit the Third, and that there were some hash-appropriate shenanigans incorporated into trail such as scavenger hunt-style assignments. Oh, if only I (and most of you) had been a little less lame and able to experience it first hand. Le sigh.

Hope to see you on trail soon.


09 January, 2017

Holyland HHH

Greetings, half minds -

I noticed we haven't received emails from the hash in a year and decided to add bugging y'all to my to-do list. I'll try to keep it short and sweet, like my penis.

I'm currently working on hareraising for 2017. If you'd like to set a trail any time this year, I'd like to know about it.

If you prefer to no longer receive messages about the Holyland Hash, please tell me. If you know additional half minds you'd like me to bug with emails, please tell me.

If you have access to the holyland.hashers email address, please share that info with me.

Love and health to ya.

On on,
Puppy Love Machine