15 May, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1101, #1102 - Directions to Run #1103


Okay, so... Hash Scribe totally flaked out last week. Neither did she send out Hash Trash with Down-downs for Run #1101 nor did she send directions to Run #1102. Down-downs will be meted out this coming Saturday, I'm sure. In the meantime, here's the bi-weekly report, plus directions to Run #1103

Run #1101
It was Dos de Mayo, which is a special holiday invented by Roadkill so that we could have a Mexican-themed Hash and an On-After at Mexicali. Hey, any excuse for a celebration with margaritas is a good one!

Down-downs for Run #1101
Hare - Roadkill
FRB - Magically Delicious and/or Dry Rub
DFL - Double Entry (post-M2V... a 32k run, wasn't it?)
There were visitors, returnees, relievers and other things that got written down by the RA. Now, where did that piece of paper go to...?

Thirsty Knights update
Betwixt and between there was a wild Thirsty Knights Pirate Hash & Scavenger Hunt (pictures on Facebook) that elicited this message from honorary H4 member, Viking who writes us from Copenhagen as follows: "Ahoy, ahoy Hashers. I'm so pleased to hear from you guys I dare to call my Israeli 'family'. Staying in DK most of the time, and you Hashers out of sight, does not mean that you are out of my mind. Only waiting/looking for an opportunity to flying back. Guess I was born and raised at the wrong place".

"Anyway, MR deserves a double downer when lying on his back... A pirate themed Thirsty Knights Hash without me hurts. Especially as I did my fair share as a sailor in the Danish merchant fleet in July 1969 - I hold the position as a deck boy, 14 years old celebrating my 15 years birthday in the North Atlantic between the Faroe islands and Iceland. Shame on the bastard. All the best, On On -- Viking".

We expect another Pirate Run upon your return, Viking.

Down-downs for Run #1102
Hare - Magically Delicious aided by Just Barry
Don't know what happened but the Hare gave the run the title: MAGIC TAKES ANOTHER VIRGIN!!

Hash Weekend!
It won't be fun. It won't funny. It'll be dangerous.
Details will follow for those who commit by visiting this page and clicking on the "Going"  link.

Directions to Run #1103
Hare: You won't believe it but... Magically Delicious
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Date: May 16, 2015
Place: Parking lot of Hadar Yosef Stadium, Ramat Gan. Make a left in the car park and move to the eastern end
- From Ayalon: Get off at Rokach heading east and follow this link
- From #4: Get off @ Em HaMoshavot heading west and follow this link
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/npPob

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

Updated Hare Roster
Hash - #Date - Hare
1096 - 4/4/2015 - Magically Delicious
1097 - 4/11/2015 - Magically Delicious
1098 - 4/18/2015 - Deliverance
1099 - 4/25/2015 - Twin Peaks
1100 - 5/2/2015 - Roadkill
1101 - 5/9/2015 - Magically Delicious
1102 - 5/16/2015 - Magically Delicious
1103 - 5/23/2015 - Captain Caveman
1104 - 5/30/2015 - Cummunion
1105 - 6/6/2015 - SOS
1106 - 6/13/2015 - Magically Delicious
1107 - 6/20/2015 - Gadhaffi
1108 - 6/27/2015 - Fluffer
1109 - 7/4/2015 - Boston Creamed
1110 - 7/11/2015 - Double Entry
1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube
1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker?

Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe

06 May, 2015

Avast, Thirsty Knights! We be pirates now!

Ahoy, ahoy!
Master Roadkill has called for all able-bodied sea-persons* to join in a Thirsty Knights Hash.
It will be pirate themed so get ready to make merry!

Hare: Roadkill
Time: 20:00 (8:00 pm)
Date: May 7, 2015
Place: Corner of Rothschild and Herzl Streets, Tel Aviv

*Please, don't get me started on this one.

Hash Scribe

01 May, 2015


Down-downs for Run #1100  -  Directions to Run ##1101

Okay you wankers --

It was a south Tel Aviv / Jaffa run set by Magically Delicious who continues her mad reign of terror. Not much to report about the first third as your correspondent, Boston Creamed, was unable to find the starting point (damn you, Google Maps! I'm sticking with Waze from now on).

While awaiting the pack at Clock Tower Square, the true (four-legged) faithful hound, Just Nili, perked up her very pointy ears upon hearing the clarion cry of "On-on from afar and starting racing towards the runners, dragging Boston behind her. That was lots of fun.

Other things that happened: The trail was done in different colored chalk with nautical markings, leading to no little confusion as 1. we are not sailors and 2. our Hash slogan is "Where Beer and Idiocy Meet". The song at the halfway was Father Abraham, some people found time to pee, and Magic found a great piece of graffiti on trail -- a wall emblazoned with "Do you believe in Magic"? (Some good pix on the Facebook page).

Eventually, there was a circle, punishments and rewarded were meted out, beer was downed, and Puppy Love Machine turned up with a bag of pistachios. In closing, here is a nice version of Father Abraham. Clap your hands!

Down-downs for Run #1100

Hare - Magically Delicious
FRB - Dry Rub
DFL - Hmmm... was it me? Don't remember
Returnees - there were some, including me, but I don't remember
Relievers - This I do remember! That is, I remember that there were some...
Latecomers - Boston Creamed, Puppy Love Machine

Hash Weekend!

The date has been set and it is... (drumrolll please)...
Oh hell, I forgot... I better write things down...

Directions to Run ##1101

Roadkill  writes, "Ole! Dust off your sombrero's and marracas, groom your mariache mustache, dry clean you poncho and come ready for a Cinqo De Mayo Run! (OK, it's really Dos de Mayo but who cares!)".

Hare: Roadkill
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Date: May 2, 2015
Place: 2 Chaim Vital St., Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/ge3AY

And there will be an On-After at Mexical.

Lost? Call Roadkill at 050 689 9882

Boston Creamed