27 October, 2011

Hash Trash Run 915, Directions to Run 916

Hello fellow Hashers!
We circled up at the Jerusalem Theatre.  There were many new faces and some of the usual ugly ones. Some were late and at 4:15, we headed out.  Many were lost and some just confused.  We sang "More Beer" at the circle (without Caveman who was hunting for lost Hashers) and continued the party at Gonadfather and Boston Creamed's house where we were served an Italian feast.  Magnifico!

Down-Downs Run 915:
Hare: Gonadfather, Boston Creamed
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Just Nomi
Returnees: Just Lynne, Capt. Caveman, Goldmember, Rabbi Goo, Just Effi
Virgins: Hot Box, Gadhafi, Just Nomi, Just Matt, Just Jeremy, Just Effi
Relieving: Deliverance
Lost: Just Sharon, Just Yaron, Just Effi, Just Nomi, Capt. Caveman
Good Samaritan: Capt. Caveman
Misnaming: Gonadfather
Risen from the Dead: Gadhafi
Late: Twin Peaks, Deliverance
Hash that Wasn't: Goldmember
New Shoes: GonadFather

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 916 - NOTICE NEW START TIME!
Meeting time: Saturday October 29th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: ASHDOD, city of light and promiscuity! It has been many months since we visited down under, so please cum!
We will meet under the tall 'cock' tower in the large beachside parking lot in Ashdod. It actually has a sundial on the side of it but you can't see that when coming from the North!
For you techies, here's a flashy jingly Google Map.
And for those who still use the ol' "I'm a computer illiterate" bull-crap excuse, here are some directions:
  1. Head northwest on Route 41 toward HaNeft
  2. Turn left onto Derech Nir Galim
  3. Continue onto Derech Tel Mor
  4. Continue onto Derech Laskov
  5. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Ort
  6. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Yefe Nof
  7. Continue onto HaTayelet, Go through 1 roundabout
Did you get all that? Nobody did. Last chance for salvation - call Stiff Meat 054 810 8762

Other messages:
  • The new Hare Raiser Roster is upon us!
    Yo yo yo, check it - the roster is set up for the next 4(!) months, and a lot of effort (and mostly time) was put into arranging it. So if anyone has a problem with their Haring date - suck it. Seriously - it's now your responsibility to find a replacement, if you can't make your assigned date.
  • Nominations are now being taken for the cities that will host the next one of the three World InterHashes following Okinawa (which seems to be in 2014). To nominate our hash and city, send an email to straydog@hhhweb.com. (Nominations must come from members of the Hash mismanagement committee). Tel Aviv InterHash 2015, anyone?

Hare roster - are you there?!
#917 Nov 5 - Goldmember
#918 Nov 12 - Twin Peaks
#919 Nov 19 - Fart Smella
#920 Nov 26 - Rabbi Goo
#921 Dec 3 - Double Entry
#922 Dec 10 - Boston Creamed
#923 Dec 17 - Stiff Meat
#924 Dec 24 - Semen
#925 Dec 31 - Capt. Caveman
#926 Jan 7 - Crock Sucker
#927 Jan 14 - Just Jim
#928 Jan 21 - Just Lynne
#929 Jan 28 - The Gonadfather
#930 Feb 4 - Deliverance
#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow
#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya
#933 Feb 25 - Fluffer

Hash Scribe

21 October, 2011

Hash Trash Run 914, Directions to Run 915

Hello fellow Hashers!
We gathered together at the Nahal Alexander. The baby made her Hashing debut and decided that she did not like the Hash and forced Betty Cocker back into the chariot for a ride home. There were many complaints about the lack of directions provided by the Hares.  Around 4:15 we set off on a sandy trail that did have a couple of great views and many hills.  We circled up at the midway point and sang one of the Hash's most difficult songs, "More Beer" then continued back to the parking lot.  The walkers managed to keep up with the runners on the second half. Shameful....

Down-Downs Run 914:
Hare: Spit or Swallow
FRB: Just Jim
DFL: Boston Creamed
Virgins: Just Sharon, Just Yaron, Just Jonathan
Returnees: Everybody
S(h)itting: Fluffer
Misnaming: Deliverance, Twin Peaks, Double Entry
PMS: Pregnant Pause
Late Cummers: Double Entry, Boston Creamed, Pregnant Pause
Reliever: Deliverance
Bad Directions: Spit or Swallow
Rascists: Just Jonathan, Just Yoram
New Shoes: Deliverance

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 915:
Meeting time: Saturday October 22nd, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: The starting point is the Jerusalem Theater, 20 David Marcus Street, Jerusalem.
Here is a link with directions from the entrance to Jerusalem (once you pass under Caveman's erection): Google Map-magic right here
Lost? Call Boston Creamed 054 215 2653 or The Gonadfather 054 593 7721

THERE WILL BE AN ON-ON AFTER THE RUN -- 10-A Nili Street, Jerusalem.
(...and if you've never been to an On-On at Chez Gonad/Boston's - trust me, don't miss it!)

Other messages:
  1. Only 3 takers for reserving Haring dates? Seriously?... The new Hare Raiser Roster is cumming out next week, and if you don't ask for a preferred date, you'll be assigned a random one - beware!
  2. Starting next week's Hash (October 29th), the Hash will start at 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Hare roster - are you there?!
#916 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat

Hash Scribe

14 October, 2011

Hash Trash Run 913, Directions to Run 914

Hello fellow Hashers!
Run 913 was excellently set, receiving praises from all attended. The Hares set the trail taking into account all the needs of the pack. The Mistress Hare also prepared a much welcomed Beer Stop that almost the entire pack partaked of. Goldmember, who is to set next week's Hash will probably put much thought into her trail to outdo this one !!

Down-Downs Run 913:
Hare: Just Lynne
Hare's Little Helper: Capt. Caveman
FRB: Fluffer
DFL: Just Beth
Virgins: Just Neomi, Just Beth, Just Rita, Just Chelsey
Returnees: Double Entry, Pregnant Pause
New HHHHasher: Rabbi Goo
S(h)itting: Pregnant Pause, Rabbi Goo
No Hash Shirt: Just Michael
Flat Chested: Stiff Meat
Fuck Off: Just Larry
Something Else: Just Michael, Pregnant Pause

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 914:
Meeting time: Saturday October 15th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: This week's hash will take place at the lovely area surrounding Alexander stream, don't expect any turtles...
For the ones who attended run 800 about 2 years ago, it's kinda the same place.
If you have no idea what I'm talking about, here's a google map for you to use. If anybody cums from the North, just get off road #2 at Yanai Interchange and follow the directions from there.

Problems? Complaints?
The complaint department is always open, but won't help anyway, so why bother?!
Still lost and willing to call? Spit or Swallow 054-6717787

Other messages:
  • A new Hare Raiser Roster is brewing... and no one's being left behind!
    If there's any Hasher who wishes to be the Hare on a specific date in the next 3 months, send Hash Trash an email and beg a little. You might get the date you wished for.
    All Hashers who do not send specific requests will be scheduled by yours truly, and will be responsible to find a replacement if/when they can't make their arranged Hare duty.

  • Message from Boston Creamed:
    If you'd like to do the Papal Peace Run on October 24 -- a Vatican-sponsored 10k fun run from Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity to Notre Dame in Jerusalem,where you will receive a medal with a picture of John Paul II -- send me the following details ASAP:
    ID number
    Phone number

    • This year, Yaron Rochin from Beit HaHayal and the Ministry of Tourism, are organizing a bus to take the Israelis into Bethlehem.
    • For security clearance reasons, they need people's details ASAP. This will ensure entry to Bethlehem.
    • I asked about safety and was told that if there are any concerns, obviously the Israelis would not be let in to Bethlehem but would join at the checkpoint and run/walk/lope 8K, as in previous years.

    DATE: 24 October
    TIME: 6:30am
    Bus wills stand next to the Mount Zion hotel, near the Jerusalem Cinematheque. There is a parking lot opposite the hotel.

    BTW: It's not a serious run and most of the people walk, but it's a total experience. -- Rachel (WHO???)

Hare roster - are you there?!
#915 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#916 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat

Hash Scribe