27 October, 2011

Hash Trash Run 915, Directions to Run 916

Hello fellow Hashers!
We circled up at the Jerusalem Theatre.  There were many new faces and some of the usual ugly ones. Some were late and at 4:15, we headed out.  Many were lost and some just confused.  We sang "More Beer" at the circle (without Caveman who was hunting for lost Hashers) and continued the party at Gonadfather and Boston Creamed's house where we were served an Italian feast.  Magnifico!



Down-Downs Run 915:
Hare: Gonadfather, Boston Creamed
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Just Nomi
Returnees: Just Lynne, Capt. Caveman, Goldmember, Rabbi Goo, Just Effi
Virgins: Hot Box, Gadhafi, Just Nomi, Just Matt, Just Jeremy, Just Effi
Relieving: Deliverance
Lost: Just Sharon, Just Yaron, Just Effi, Just Nomi, Capt. Caveman
Good Samaritan: Capt. Caveman
Misnaming: Gonadfather
Risen from the Dead: Gadhafi
Late: Twin Peaks, Deliverance
Hash that Wasn't: Goldmember
New Shoes: GonadFather


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 916 - NOTICE NEW START TIME!
Meeting time: Saturday October 29th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: ASHDOD, city of light and promiscuity! It has been many months since we visited down under, so please cum!
We will meet under the tall 'cock' tower in the large beachside parking lot in Ashdod. It actually has a sundial on the side of it but you can't see that when coming from the North!
For you techies, here's a flashy jingly Google Map.
And for those who still use the ol' "I'm a computer illiterate" bull-crap excuse, here are some directions:
  1. Head northwest on Route 41 toward HaNeft
  2. Turn left onto Derech Nir Galim
  3. Continue onto Derech Tel Mor
  4. Continue onto Derech Laskov
  5. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Ort
  6. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Yefe Nof
  7. Continue onto HaTayelet, Go through 1 roundabout
Did you get all that? Nobody did. Last chance for salvation - call Stiff Meat 054 810 8762



Other messages:
  • The new Hare Raiser Roster is upon us!
    Yo yo yo, check it - the roster is set up for the next 4(!) months, and a lot of effort (and mostly time) was put into arranging it. So if anyone has a problem with their Haring date - suck it. Seriously - it's now your responsibility to find a replacement, if you can't make your assigned date.
  • Nominations are now being taken for the cities that will host the next one of the three World InterHashes following Okinawa (which seems to be in 2014). To nominate our hash and city, send an email to straydog@hhhweb.com. (Nominations must come from members of the Hash mismanagement committee). Tel Aviv InterHash 2015, anyone?


Hare roster - are you there?!
#917 Nov 5 - Goldmember
#918 Nov 12 - Twin Peaks
#919 Nov 19 - Fart Smella
#920 Nov 26 - Rabbi Goo
#921 Dec 3 - Double Entry
#922 Dec 10 - Boston Creamed
#923 Dec 17 - Stiff Meat
#924 Dec 24 - Semen
#925 Dec 31 - Capt. Caveman
#926 Jan 7 - Crock Sucker
#927 Jan 14 - Just Jim
#928 Jan 21 - Just Lynne
#929 Jan 28 - The Gonadfather
#930 Feb 4 - Deliverance
#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow
#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya
#933 Feb 25 - Fluffer



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On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 8:36 PM