26 August, 2011

Hash Trash Run 908, Directions to Run 909

Hello fellow Hashers!
The pack gathered in the holy city, right next to the Scouts home, where young minds were undoubtedly doing very unholy things. Some of us got there without a problem, some even walked to the circle, and others were soooo Late Cumming that search-parties were considered.
We started running, immediately uphill to get us going, all the while the Hare's dreadful word echoing in our minds: "some parts are not well-marked..." Boston didn't fail us, and led the baffled group into J-town's bird sanctuary (not the kind of birds Caveman would like to meet, but still). On through Sacher Garden to a "More Beer" rendition in a frightfully beer-less circle. Even the guys coming to play Cricket thought it was strange.
It was only downhill from there - oh wait, no it wasn't. We had to scratch our way back through hills and tunnels, in front of cars and pedestrians. Finally at the circle, the holy ale was poured and some even had the pleasure of having cold down-downs, once the warm ones were finished. One thing to be said about this circle - there was a LOT of flashing going on... pictures on http:///hashpornpics.com
Hungry Hashers were then greeted into Boston Creamed and The Gonadfather's household, where yummy gnocchi was served and spaghetti was flowing like water. None was left, we made sure of that. The well-fed pack tumbled into their chariots and went home.



Down-Downs Run 908:
Hares: Boston Creamed, The Gonadfather
FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: Deliverance
Misnaming: Boston Creamed, Deliverance, Twin Peaks, Fart Smella
Magellan: Boston Creamed
Attack Dog: Just Nili
Columbus: The Gonadfather
Late Cumming: Capt. Caveman, Twin Peaks, Deliverance
Sexting: Twin Peaks
Snack Reject: Stiff Meat
Noname: Just Caitlin
Need a Flash: Pregnant Pause
Ankle-Foreskin: Capt. Caveman


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 909:
Meeting time: Saturday August 27th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: The run will take place in Ramat Aviv close to Tel-Aviv University. We will meet in the parking lot on Klausner St. near Beit Ha Tefulsot and the Botanical Gardens. Hopefully the parking lot is free on Shabbat... (if not, I'm sure the Hare would love to pay eeeeeveryone's expenses, right?)
  • Coming from Herzliya area take Rt 2 towards Tel-Aviv, turn Left on Keren Kayement St. Then R on Haim Levanon St toward the University. L on Klaskin all the way up the hill till Round-a-bout, and turn R unto Klausner St look for the parking lot.
  • Coming from Tel-Aviv or Jerusalem, come down Derech Namir, turn R on Haim Levanon (toward the Israel museum), follow the road all the way around pass the University on the right. Turn R on Klaskin all the way up the hill till Round-a-bout, and turn R unto Klausner St look for the parking lot.
Lost? Call Semen 054-440-6313



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Other messages:
  1. For all you beer lovers out there - there's a Country-Beer Happening taking place in the next few days (26-27 Aug). 10:00-18:00 at Givat Yeshayahu, all are invited to piss themselves silly. Information here.
  2. Got plans for 2012? The Africa Wold HHH Interhash is approaching! Kenya will be hosting the event (after a bloody battle with Java, read all about it in the tabloids) on 18-20 May 2012. For more details and registration possibilities, go to http://hashmigration2012kenya.com
  3. Not to fret, races are happening in little ol' Israel too... Nike's Night Run will take place on Nov 1st, you can register at http://nikerunning.co.il



Hare roster - are you there?!
#910 Sep 3 - Deliverance
#911 Sep 10 - Capt. Caveman
#912 Sep 17 - Fluffer
#913 Sep 24 - Pepe Le Puke
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat



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On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 10:03 AM