29 July, 2011

Hash Trash Run 904, Directions to Run 905

Hello fellow Hashers!
Apart from being in a forest, this last Saturday's Hash wasn't very eventful.
Well, that is if you don't count the part where we jumped into a swimming pool. Oh wait - swimming pool? I meant sweat pool.
And if you don't count having to explain the flour markings to Just Suad, who eventually didn't really notice the trail cos she was too busy panting and keeping herself from blacking out.
And if you don't count the fact that for once, one righteous Hare finally made a Beer Halfway stop, with the holy ale straight-outta-Taibe waiting for us in the bushes. Ah....
And if you don't count a surprise visit from returnee Better In My Mouth, who came through with such appropriate quotes as (about the ice from the beer drop:) "oh that feels good in my mouth".
And if you don't count Stiff Meat's introduction of a new song, involving both Hashers and animal noises, all mixed into one.
And if you don't count the Scandinavian chocolate and alcohol-delights in the circle.
Other than that - boring. Lucky you weren't there.



Down-Downs Run 904:
Hare: Stiff Meat
FRB: Fart Smella
DFL+ Sacrifice: Better In My Mouth
Returnees: Better In My Mouth, Pippy Long Cocking
Virgin: Just Suad
Misnaming: Twin Peaks, Crock Sucker, Fart Smella, Double Entry
Beer Treat / No Cheese: Stiff Meat
Still No Respect?? Blowjack
Sitting: Crock Sucker, Twin Peaks, Blowjack, Pippy Long Cocking, Stiff Meat, Just Suad
Heat Stroke: Just Suad, Better In My Mouth


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 905:
Meeting time: Saturday July 30th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: Hod HaSharon train station
Direction: 
  • From Tel-Aviv/South: Get off Route #4 at Ra'anana South interchange and turn right at the 2nd stoplight. Then a left turn to HaTayasim st.
  • From North: Get off Route #4 at Ra'anana junc. towards Kfar Saba. Turn left at the 4th stoplight to HaTayasim st.
From HaTayasim st.: Get off at the 1st interchange, take a left and immediately a right (under the bridge) and into the parking lot.
Here's a Google Map
Lost? Call Fart Smella 0544-888-165

And on a more personal note (personal to each and every one of you):
It is (would have been) the 108th Birthday of the 'Father' of the hash: 'G' Gispert, on Sunday 31st July.
At the circle on Saturday, we will celebrate the occasion, Stiff Meat has already promised snacks and the rest of you can do the same. Any one with war-stories or other interesting tales of the great man is more than welcome to keep them to him/herself.
 
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Hare roster - are you there?!
#906 Aug 6 - Double Entry
#907 Aug 13 - Deliverance
#908 Aug 20 - Boston Creamed
#909 Aug 27 - Semen
#910 Sep 3 - Twin Peaks
#911 Sep 10 - Capt. Caveman
#912 Sep 17 - Fart Smella
#913 Sep 24 - Pepe Le Puke
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat