18 August, 2011

Hash Trash Run 907, Directions to Run 908

Hello fellow Hashers!
Here's a little some'n some'n to get you going:

So this Hash started as any other, Twin peaks surprised us with a completely unfamiliar and unique choice for a starting location, and we set off to the bohemian wilderness that is Ramat-Gan.
Here are a few memorable moments, laid out on a timeline for your convenience:
  • 00:03 min. into the run - when our Beermeister realized the amount of beer in his car could probably hydrate about 3 people, and the rest were going to kill him. He ran to get more.
  • 02:47 min. into the run - our first casualty: Just Rasha with his interpretation of R.Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly (head-first into the floor)"
  • 09:16 min. into the run - passing by IDF Shalishut (militarys' HR, basically), Hashers learn that Caveman was interviewed, but denied a glamorous career as the Israeli 007
  • 12:39 min. into the run - Double Entry switches to commando-style barefoot-running, trying to avoid drinking out of new and sweaty shoes (did he succeed? check out the last event)
  • 34:20 min. into the run - Father Abraham turns into sexual harassment when Caveman tries to molest Fart Smella. Old lady out on porch doesn't seem to give a rat's a$$ about our beautiful performance of the song.
  • 48:01 min. into the run - is when Quickie decided to show up (a record in Late Cumming?)
  • 48:32 min. into the run - arrived at circle. Caused from the panic to get more cold beer to thirsty Hashers, the down-downs were left with a mere 3 bottles of warm beer... it was the first ever cold-beer down-downs. Delicious!
And, finally:
  • 01:52 min. into the down-downs - is how long before Pregnant Pause flashed her backside
  • 10:15 min. into the down-downs - Double Entry drinking beer poured through his dusty, dirty, asphalt-stained toes

* all times noted are a figment of one tired Hash Trash's imagination

Down-Downs Run 907:
Hare: Twin Peaks
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Just Lynn
Virgin: Just Rasha
Phoney: Twin Peaks
Sodomizing In Halfway: Capt. Caveman, Fart Smella
Bad Beermeister: Stiff Meat, Fluffer
Returnees: Woodstock, Deliverance, Semen, Black Magic, Pregnant Pause
Late Cummers: Quickie, Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
Misnaming: Crock Sucker, Boston Creamed
New Shoes: Double Entry, Deliverance
No Hash Gear: Pregnant Pause, Quickie
200 Runs: Deliverance
Fuck Off: Woodstock
Eagle Eyes: Just Rasha

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 908:
Meeting time: Saturday August 20th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: The starting point will be the Israel Scouts parking lot in the Valley of the Cross (Emek Ha'Matzlevah) in Jerusalem.
It's at the end of a street called Shota Rustaveli -- who knew? 
Directions from the entrance to Jerusalem, after you've passed under the big ol' Harp Bridge: In this nifty little Google Map
Afterwards, all are invited to the house of Boston Creamed and The Gonadfather.
Lost? Call Boston Creamed at 054 215 2653.

Ride requests - help a botha-hasher out:

Other messages:

Hare roster - are you there?!
#909 Aug 27 - Semen
#910 Sep 3 - Deliverance
#911 Sep 10 - Capt. Caveman
#912 Sep 17 - Fluffer
#913 Sep 24 - Pepe Le Puke
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat

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