05 August, 2011

Hash Trash Run 905, Directions to Run 906

Hello fellow Hashers!
This week's Hash started with a surprising realization: Grave Robber, our assumed Hare, has apparently left the country in such a hurry, that he forgot to inform the Scribe (or anyone else, for that metter). So Yours truly was left with an empty slot. What was I to do? Well, why not set the world's most confusing Live Hash, then?
The pack met at the train station in Kfar Saba, in what looked like a deliberately hand-picked shadeless parking lot. Hashers were already thrilled. To the Hares' surprise, Stiff Meat gave the impression he's so displeased that he's about to get in the car and leave. Are you leaving? No... he merely had his keys locked inside the car - with the engine and air-con running... and if that wasn't enough, the beer was in there! After a few futile attempts by the Israeli McGuiver a.k.a Fluffer to break in to the UN bullet and grenade-proof armored car, Stiff Meat decided to stay back and wait for his buddies from Ashkelon to bail him out (in).
The Hares ran ahead to set the Live Trail, and Hashers soon followed. But did they? The Hares arrived at the halfway, appropriately located in tent-city, central Kfar Saba, and waited... and waited, and waited, and waited. Four score and seven years later, the Hashers caught up. It seems that in between the blistering heat and the trail being so perfect, they lost it completely and started running rampant in the streets like lost sheep. Then again, the Hares had a nice 25 min. break.
We sang More Beer at the halfway, and for once were holding nice chilly beers in hand (even had some leftovers from the drop to give away to protesting campers). Soon after, it was on again. Oh, not the trail part, the getting completely lost part. As the Hares were getting back to the circle, they already saw the Hashers following... How's that possible, you ask? That's cos they were so lost, lonely and scared, they basically decided to On-In straight from the halfway. A perfectly laid trail gone to waste.
Hashers gathered for the down-downs, greeted Just Alon and Just Hani the virgins with a nice warm disgusting beer, and at the end had a royal feast, none the less. Stiff Meat, all refreshed from not having to run anywhere and just sit and wait for the cavalry, whipped us up a snack-fest in honor of Gisprt's 108th b-day. Happy birthday G!
Steaming and satisfied, the Hashers went home.

Down-Downs Run 905:
Hares: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
Worst Trail In The History Of Hashing: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
Virgins: Just Alon, Just HaniReturnees: Fluffer, Spit or Swallow
GPS Abuse: Just Alon
Misaccusation: Twin Peaks
Best Excuse To Not Run: Stiff Meat
The Reason For Best Excuse: Pippy Long Cocking
Sitting: Fluffer, Twin Peaks, Spit or Swallow
G-Spot-Phobe: Capt. Caveman
Lid In Circle x 3: Fluffer
100 Runs: Crock Sucker

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 906:
Meeting time: Saturday August 6th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: Ramat Hasharon
  1. Get to HaKfar HaYarok interchange on Route #5, and exit towards North
  2. Take the 1st right onto Derech Rishonim
  3. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto HaNetsach
  4. Park near the garden on your left.

Or, check out this Google Map from the interchange onward.
And get ready to sweat 'yer asses off, Hashers...
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Hare roster - are you there?!
#907 Aug 13 - Deliverance
#908 Aug 20 - Boston Creamed
#909 Aug 27 - Semen
#910 Sep 3 - Twin Peaks
#911 Sep 10 - Capt. Caveman
#912 Sep 17 - Fluffer
#913 Sep 24 - Pepe Le Puke
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat

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