29 January, 2009

HASH TRASH 772 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 773

HASH TRASH 772 – DIRECTIONS RUN 773
MEXICAN ON ON!

 

We met in Rishon Letzion.  We waited for the Beer Meister to arrive.  We checked it out.  We ran. We pondered the colour of the lake at the half way. Etti confused us all with Lakova sheli shalosh pinot.  We continued running. We found the circle. Thirsty hashers waited for the Beer Meister again.  We honoured Rami with the longest name in Holyland Hashing history … Ramalamablingbong. We got cold. We went to the hares' for an on-on.
 

Down Downs

Hares:  Ramalamablingbong, Etti, Gili
FRB: Wet Pussy
DFL: Semen
SCB: Crock Sucker
Virgins: Tal, Zohar
Returnees: Deliverance
Making us wait for beer: Penis Pan
Belated Chrissy pressie: Dyke.Cum
Fainter: Boston Creamed
Diplomatic abuse: Border Bitch & Desperate Housewife
Half runner: Pregnant Pause
100 runs: Diablo
 
DIRECTIONS  TO RUN 773

 

When: 31 Jan, 3 pm
Where: Herziliya
Hares: Adi & Semen
Directions: The hash will meet on the hill above the entrance to beach Chof Ha'tzook (the southern entrance to the beach next to Mandarin Hotel). For those familiar with the area - it's where the hookers set up shop, park in the large sandy area. If you are coming from Herzalia - turn right under the overpass at Glillot junction, turn left at the first intersection, and right at the next intersection. You will see the colorful Na'aman towers on the left. Take the sandy road on the right up the hill and you will see the circle.

If coming from Tel-Aviv turn left into Levi Eshkol Street from Rt 2 BEFORE the Ramat Aviv Canyon. You will not be able to take a Left towards the beach after Einstein Rd. Follow the road till the beach and turn right on to road 2040. Drive around 2 km parallel to the beach, and turn left toward Chof Ha'tzook - take the sandy road on the right up the hill and you will see the circle. The Sea & Sun complex will be on your left. Our apt. is in the complex.

 
After the Hash the hares are inviting everyone for an on-on in their apt. The food will be Mexican. Here are your assignments:

Women - salads of all kinds, and Condiments for Taco's and Fajita's - cheeses, olives, lettuce, salsa, sour cream, etc

Men - Drinks - beer and wine, all flour based Mexican products (Taco shells, wraps etc)
 
Hares will supply the meat for the Taco's and chicken Fajita.
 
Lost? Call your hare on 054-440-6313
 
Young Crock Sucker
 
The scribe also found some old hashing photos of a young Crock Sucker!
 
HARE ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
Pregant Pause                 2/7/09  (will be in Jerusalem)
Boston Creamed              2/14/09
Desperate Housewife       2/21/09
Twin Peaks                     2/28/09 (Red Dress Run)
Wet Pussy                      3/7/09
Captain Caveman            3/14/09
Border Bitch                   3/21/09
Long Horny                    3/28/09
Goldmember                   4/4/09
Fart Smella                     4/11/09
Semen                            4/18/09
Deliverance                     4/25/09
Dyke.Cum                      5/2/09
Ramalamablingbong        5/9/009
Fatty Tatty                     5/16/09
Penis Pan                      5/23/09

On-on!
Hash Scribe

23 January, 2009

directions to run 772 from Rami

Hi all
Following are the directions to run 772 at Rishon-Le-Zion. Hares Eti, Rami and Gil
 

The meeting point is in Gdolei-Israel street in the parking area near "Makif Chet" High school.

Coming from road number 4 (south) Tel-Aviv Ashdod:  Take the right exit through Rishon le Zion West (sea) just before the bridge, turn right and drive straight through Moshe-Dayan road, At the 4'th traffic light  turn left (no right turn in this traffic light) to Gdolei-Israel St , turn right in the first circle, then left in the second circle and right just after to enter the parking area.

Coming From road number 20 Ayalon south: Exit to Rishone le Zion east (under the bridge to the right) to Moshe-Dayan road. Drive straight and turn right in the third traffic light (first right) to Haim-Bar-Lev street, then left in the second traffic light into Gdolei-Israel street, turn right (second entry) to enter the parking area.

 

Afterwards there will be a light buffet at our house.  BYO drinks and salads.

 

Lost? call Rami 0524 238867 or Eti 0506444759

 

HASH TRASH 771 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 772

HASH 771 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 772

Quiz Nite – TONIGHT!!!

NEW SHIRTS … ORDER NOW

 

We met in Kula Forest.  We ran through the woods.  We looked down wells. We lost the trail … constantly … which even the hares could not locate (notwithstanding the fact that it was laid only hours earlier and there were three of them).   We were led to the half-way by Swampy calling out 'On-On' rather than by flour.  We sang Father Abraham at the half-way.  We continued the search for the elusive flour.  We eventually found the On-In.  Only Crock Sucker seemed to have retained any sense of directions and took FRB with Desperate Housewife hot on her heels. The rest of the pack emerged from the woods dazed and confused about 5 minutes later.  One of the hares confessed that there was 'prospect for confusion'.  Penis Pan was floured and beered.

 

Down downs

Hares: Penis Pan, Wet Pussy & Tim

FRB: Crock Sucker
DFL: Semen & Goldmember

SCB: Desperate Housewife

Virgin: Tim

Returnees: In & Out (somehow Diablo & Desperate Housewife joined him in the circle)

Relievers: Adi, Tim, Penis Pan & Fatty Tatty

 

Directions to Run 772

When: Sat 24 Jan, 3 pm

Where: Rishon Lezion. The meeting point is in Gdolei-Israel street in the parking area near "Makif Chet" High school.

Directions:  Coming from road number 4 (south) Tel-Aviv Ashdod:  Take the right exit through Rishon le Zion West (sea) just before the bridge, turn right and drive straight through Moshe-Dayan road, At the 4'th traffic light  turn left (no right turn in this traffic light) to Gdolei-Israel St , turn right in the first circle, then left in the second circle and right just after to enter the parking area.

Coming From road number 20 Ayalon south: Exit to Rishone le Zion east (under the bridge to the right) to Moshe-Dayan road. Drive straight and turn right in the third traffic light (first right) to Haim-Bar-Lev street, then left in the second traffic light into Gdolei-Israel street, turn right (second entry) to enter the parking area.

 

Afterwards there will be a light buffet at the hares' house.  BYO drinks and salads.

 

Lost? call Rami 0524 238867 or Eti 0506444759

 

QUIZ NIGHT

 

Mary and Ramiro Martinez will be hosting a Quiz Night on January 23 at 7:30pm.  The address is 51 HaEtzel Street. 

 

The directions are as follows:

 

From Keren HaYessod Street in Herzliya Pituach continue straight through the first roataty.  At the second rotary make a left onto Wingate Street.  Follow Wingate Street staight through 2 rotaries.  Ha Etzel  Street will be on your left. 

 

Please bring your favorite beverage and some nibbles to share.  RSVP to Margaret Ben-Shoshan at techelt@yahoo.com.

 

HHHH SHIRTS

 

Don't want to get anymore lame downs-downs for inappropriate attire? Want a short sleeve t-shirt with our logo?

 

Order now!

 

Mens - 8.50 USD

Womens - 9.50 USD

 

Give your order to Border Bitch at or before the Hash this Saturday.  Contact her on christinegetzler@yahoo.com or 0574206844.  Don't forget – size, quantity or men or women cut.

 

HARE ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 

 

Adi                                  1/31/09
Pregant Pause           2/7/09  (will be in Jerusalem)
Boston Creamed          2/14/09
Desperate Housewife    2/21/09
Twin Peaks                  2/28/09
Wet Pussy                   3/7/09
Captain Caveman         3/14/09
Border Bitch                3/21/09
Long Horny                  3/28/09
Goldmember                4/4/09
Fart Smella                  4/11/09
Semen                         4/18/09
Deliverance                  4/25/09
Dyke.Cum                    5/2/09
Rami                            5/9/009
Fatty Tatty                   5/16/09
Penis Pan                   5/23/09

 

RACE SCHEDULE

 

Date

Where

Event

Website

8 Jan

Tiberias

Marathon

Link

5 Feb

Beer Sheva Run

10 km, 5 km

Link

14 Feb

Omer Run

10  km, 5km

Link

21 Feb

Dead Sea Run (Ein Gedi)

Half-marathon, 10 km

Link

27 Feb

Eilat

Ironman and half-ironman

Link

7 Mar

Kfar Saba Run

10 km

Link

20 Mar

Ra'anana Run

10 km, 3 km

Link

20 Mar

Pro-Sport Ultra

80, 50, 30, 15 km

Link

26 Mar

Jerusalem Run

Half-marathon, 10 km

Link

28 Mar

Ramat HaSharon Spring Run

10 km

Link

3 Apr

Tavor Mountain

11 km, 5 km

Link

4 Apr

Herzliya

10 km, 5 km

Link

4 Apr

Rishon Lezion Spring Run

10 km

Link

10 Apr

Dead Sea Ultra Marathon (Jordan)

48.7 km, marathon, half-marathon, 10 km

Link

24 Apr

Tel Aviv

Marathon, 10 km, 5 km

Link

25 Apr

Globes Executive Race

10 km, 5 km

Link

5 May

Ashkelon

10 km

Link

7 May

Mountain to Valley Race

200 km relay

Link

9 May

Tel Aviv

10 km, 5 km

Link

13 May

Haifa

10 km

Link

15 May

Talmonim Race

10 km, 5 km

Link

16 May

Gezer

10 km, 5 km

Link

6 June

Shoham

10 km, 5 km

Link

23 Oct

Holon

10 km, 5 km

Link

21 Nov

Azrieli Stairs Races

 

Link

22 Nov

Eyal Race

15 km, 5 km

Link

5 Dec

Modi'in

14 km

Link

11 Dec

Gan HaShlosha (north)

Half marathon

Link

 



On-on!
Hash Scribe

21 January, 2009

Quiz night, Friday, Jan 23.

Mary and Ramiro Martinez will be hosting a Quiz Night on January 23 at 7:30pm

The address is 51 HaEtzel Street. 

The directions are as follows:
 
From Keren HaYessod Street in Herzliya Pituach continue straight through the first roataty.  At the second rotary make a left onto Wingate Street.  Follow Wingate Street staight through 2 rotaries.  Ha Etzel  Street will be on your left. 
 
Please bring your favorite beverage and some nibbles to share.  RSVP to Margaret Ben-Shoshan at techelt@yahoo.com.


16 January, 2009

More maps - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 771

Morning Hashers - Here are two more maps to assist with directions to tomorrow's hash.

On-on!
Hash Scribe


Date: Thursday, January 15, 2009, 9:56 AM

HASH TRASH RUN 770 – DIRETIONS TO RUN 771

We met at the mosque carpark in Tel Aviv. Fatty Tatty briefed the hashers that the run was long and sadistic with many stairs. She had tried her hardest to ensure that both halves were uphill. Some hashers opted to walk after such an announcement. We ran through the streets of Tel Aviv. Blobs of flour where in fact blobs of something else and booby trapped. We sang Row Your Boat at the half way at Kikar Dizengof. We continued running. We had a moments silence for the loss of Desperate Housewife's two wheeled friend at the fateful site. We found the circle. Diablo and Swampy joined us belatedly. We had down downs. We got cold. We went home.

Down downs

Hares – Fatty Tatty & Desperate Housewife

FRB – Wet Pussy & Long Horny

DFL – Diablo & Swamp Monster (Crock Sucker and Semen saved by the latecomers)

SCB – Boston Creamed & Adi

Returnees – Huge Packer, Long Horny, Pregnant Pause, Dragosh, Yonaton

Disobeying dress instructions – Semen & Border Bitch

Marathon – Captain Caveman & Crock Sucker

Directions to Run 771

Hare: Dragos

When: 17 Jan, Sat at 3 pm

Where: Kula Forest, south of Elad (אלעד) on the number 6

See the map attached for the meeting spot.

Lost? Call your hare on 0542426107

HARE ROSTER

NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.

Rami 1/24/09

Pregnant Pause 1/31/09

Diablo 2/7/09

Boston Creamed 2/14/09

Desperate Housewife 2/21/09

Twin Peaks 2/28/09

Wet Pussy 3/7/09

Captain Caveman 3/14/09

Border Bitch 3/21/09

Long Horny 3/28/09

Goldmember 4/4/09

Fart Smella 4/11/09

Semen 4/18/09

Deliverance 4/25/09

Dyke.Cum 5/2/09

Rami 5/9/009

Fatty Tatty 5/16/09

Dragosh 5/23/09

On-on!
Hash Scribe

15 January, 2009

HASH TRASH 770 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 771

HASH TRASH RUN 770 – DIRETIONS TO RUN 771

 

We met at the mosque carpark in Tel Aviv. Fatty Tatty briefed the hashers that the run was long and sadistic with many stairs. She had tried her hardest to ensure that both halves were uphill. Some hashers opted to walk after such an announcement.  We ran through the streets of Tel Aviv. Blobs of flour where in fact blobs of something else and booby trapped. We sang Row Your Boat at the half way at Kikar Dizengof. We continued running. We had a moments silence for the loss of Desperate Housewife's two wheeled friend at the fateful site. We found the circle. Diablo and Swampy joined us belatedly. We had down downs. We got cold. We went home.

 

Down downs

Hares – Fatty Tatty & Desperate Housewife

FRB – Wet Pussy & Long Horny

DFL – Diablo & Swamp Monster (Crock Sucker and Semen saved by the latecomers)

SCB – Boston Creamed & Adi

Returnees – Huge Packer, Long Horny, Pregnant Pause, Dragosh, Yonaton

Disobeying dress instructions – Semen & Border Bitch

Marathon – Captain Caveman & Crock Sucker

 

Directions to Run 771

Hare: Dragos

When: 17 Jan, Sat at 3 pm

Where: Kula Forest, south of Elad (אלעד) on the number 6

 See the map attached for the meeting spot.

Lost? Call your hare on 0542426107

 

HARE ROSTER

 

NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 

Rami                            1/24/09

Pregnant Pause           1/31/09

Diablo                          2/7/09

Boston Creamed         2/14/09

Desperate Housewife 2/21/09

Twin Peaks                  2/28/09

Wet Pussy                   3/7/09

Captain Caveman       3/14/09

Border Bitch                3/21/09

Long Horny                  3/28/09

Goldmember               4/4/09

Fart Smella                  4/11/09

Semen                         4/18/09

Deliverance                4/25/09

Dyke.Cum                    5/2/09

Rami                            5/9/009

Fatty Tatty                   5/16/09

Dragosh                       5/23/09

On-on!
Hash Scribe

07 January, 2009

HASH TRASH 768 & DIRECTIONS TO RUN 769


HASH TRASH 768 & DIRECTIONS TO RUN 769

(NOTE THE SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS)

We met in Kfar Saba.  There was a delayed start due to a late comer from Jerusalem.  We ran through the streets.  We were rewarded with beer and snacks at the half-way (much to the delight of Crock Sucker who was ravenous by this stage). We sang Sweet Chariot ... evidently a favourite of Diablo's.  We continued running. We ran through a huge construction site with huge holes.  No hashers were lost.  The hare reminisced once again about her first kiss under the only tree that was left standing.  We found the circle.  We had down downs and huge pretzels. Goldmember munched on fennel. WTF?

Down downs

Hare: Goldmember

FRB: Diablo

DFL: Boston Creamed

First hash of 2009: Fatty Tatty, Twin Peaks, Adi, Boston Creamed, Crock Sucker, Gili, Semen

Need hash kit: Gili, Boston Creamed (& Diablo for false accusation)

Welcome back from OS: Semen, Adi & Twin Peaks

Late comer: Caveman

Kiwi: Desperate Housewife

DIRECTIONS – RUN 769

Date: Sat, 10 January
When: 3 pm
Hare: Fatty Tatty
Location: Tel Aviv, Hassan Beq Mosque parking lot near the David Intercon
Directions: Take Herbert Samuel Blvd. towards Jaffa. Turn LEFT on Yossef Levi St., at the Hassan Beq Mosque, opposite the the David Intercontinental Hotel. Go towards the roundabout with the fountain in the middle and make a 180 degree turn. Head back on Yossef Levi and enter the Hassan Beq Mosque 
parking lot where your Hare will be waiting.  Any problems, look at a map or call Fatty Tatty on 057-420-6720

Instructions:  You must NOT wear a Hash shirt, but you SHOULD wear some other type of Hash paraphernalia (a hat, a button, underpants, whatever).  People who wear their Hash shirts shall be punished.
 

HARE ROSTER

 

NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date

 

Dragosh                       1/17/09

Rami                            1/24/09

Pregnant Pause           1/31/09

Diablo                          2/7/09

Boston Creamed         2/14/09

Desperate Housewife 2/21/09

Twin Peaks                  2/28/09

Wet Pussy                   3/7/09

Captain Caveman       3/14/09

Border Bitch                3/21/09

Long Horny                  3/28/09

Goldmember               4/4/09

Fart Smella                  4/11/09

Semen                         4/18/09

Deliverance                4/25/09

Dyke.Cum                    5/2/09

Rami                            5/9/009

Fatty Tatty                   5/16/09

Dragosh                       5/23/09

 

2009 RACE SCHEDULE

 

8 Jan

Tiberias

Marathon

Link

5 Feb

Beer Sheva Run

10 km, 5 km

Link

14 Feb

Omer Run

10  km, 5km

Link

21 Feb

Dead Sea Run (Ein Gedi)

Half-marathon, 10 km

Link

27 Feb

Eilat

Ironman and half-ironman

Link

7 Mar

Kfar Saba Run

10 km

Link

20 Mar

Ra'anana Run

10 km, 3 km

Link

20 Mar

Pro-Sport Ultra

80, 50, 30, 15 km

Link

26 Mar

Jerusalem Run

Half-marathon, 10 km

Link

28 Mar

Ramat HaSharon Spring Run

10 km

Link

3 Apr

Tavor Mountain

11 km, 5 km

Link

4 Apr

Herzliya

10 km, 5 km

Link

4 Apr

Rishon Lezion Spring Run

10 km

Link

10 Apr

Dead Sea Ultra Marathon (Jordan)

48.7 km, marathon, half-marathon, 10 km

Link

24 Apr

Tel Aviv

Marathon, 10 km, 5 km

Link

25 Apr

Globes Executive Race

10 km, 5 km

Link

5 May

Ashkelon

10 km

Link

7 May

Mountain to Valley Race

200 km relay

Link

9 May

Tel Aviv

10 km, 5 km

Link

13 May

Haifa

10 km

Link

15 May

Talmonim Race

10 km, 5 km

Link

16 May

Gezer

10 km, 5 km

Link

6 June

Shoham

10 km, 5 km

Link

23 Oct

Holon

10 km, 5 km

Link

21 Nov

Azrieli Stairs Races

 

Link

22 Nov

Eyal Race

15 km, 5 km

Link

5 Dec

Modi'in

14 km

Link

11 Dec

Gan HaShlosha (north)

Half marathon

Link

 

Flicker Photos

http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/

 

On-on!
Hash Scribe