23 January, 2009

HASH TRASH 771 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 772

HASH 771 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 772

Quiz Nite – TONIGHT!!!

NEW SHIRTS … ORDER NOW

 

We met in Kula Forest.  We ran through the woods.  We looked down wells. We lost the trail … constantly … which even the hares could not locate (notwithstanding the fact that it was laid only hours earlier and there were three of them).   We were led to the half-way by Swampy calling out 'On-On' rather than by flour.  We sang Father Abraham at the half-way.  We continued the search for the elusive flour.  We eventually found the On-In.  Only Crock Sucker seemed to have retained any sense of directions and took FRB with Desperate Housewife hot on her heels. The rest of the pack emerged from the woods dazed and confused about 5 minutes later.  One of the hares confessed that there was 'prospect for confusion'.  Penis Pan was floured and beered.

 

Down downs

Hares: Penis Pan, Wet Pussy & Tim

FRB: Crock Sucker
DFL: Semen & Goldmember

SCB: Desperate Housewife

Virgin: Tim

Returnees: In & Out (somehow Diablo & Desperate Housewife joined him in the circle)

Relievers: Adi, Tim, Penis Pan & Fatty Tatty

 

Directions to Run 772

When: Sat 24 Jan, 3 pm

Where: Rishon Lezion. The meeting point is in Gdolei-Israel street in the parking area near "Makif Chet" High school.

Directions:  Coming from road number 4 (south) Tel-Aviv Ashdod:  Take the right exit through Rishon le Zion West (sea) just before the bridge, turn right and drive straight through Moshe-Dayan road, At the 4'th traffic light  turn left (no right turn in this traffic light) to Gdolei-Israel St , turn right in the first circle, then left in the second circle and right just after to enter the parking area.

Coming From road number 20 Ayalon south: Exit to Rishone le Zion east (under the bridge to the right) to Moshe-Dayan road. Drive straight and turn right in the third traffic light (first right) to Haim-Bar-Lev street, then left in the second traffic light into Gdolei-Israel street, turn right (second entry) to enter the parking area.

 

Afterwards there will be a light buffet at the hares' house.  BYO drinks and salads.

 

Lost? call Rami 0524 238867 or Eti 0506444759

 

QUIZ NIGHT

 

Mary and Ramiro Martinez will be hosting a Quiz Night on January 23 at 7:30pm.  The address is 51 HaEtzel Street. 

 

The directions are as follows:

 

From Keren HaYessod Street in Herzliya Pituach continue straight through the first roataty.  At the second rotary make a left onto Wingate Street.  Follow Wingate Street staight through 2 rotaries.  Ha Etzel  Street will be on your left. 

 

Please bring your favorite beverage and some nibbles to share.  RSVP to Margaret Ben-Shoshan at techelt@yahoo.com.

 

HHHH SHIRTS

 

Don't want to get anymore lame downs-downs for inappropriate attire? Want a short sleeve t-shirt with our logo?

 

Order now!

 

Mens - 8.50 USD

Womens - 9.50 USD

 

Give your order to Border Bitch at or before the Hash this Saturday.  Contact her on christinegetzler@yahoo.com or 0574206844.  Don't forget – size, quantity or men or women cut.

 

HARE ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 

 

Adi                                  1/31/09
Pregant Pause           2/7/09  (will be in Jerusalem)
Boston Creamed          2/14/09
Desperate Housewife    2/21/09
Twin Peaks                  2/28/09
Wet Pussy                   3/7/09
Captain Caveman         3/14/09
Border Bitch                3/21/09
Long Horny                  3/28/09
Goldmember                4/4/09
Fart Smella                  4/11/09
Semen                         4/18/09
Deliverance                  4/25/09
Dyke.Cum                    5/2/09
Rami                            5/9/009
Fatty Tatty                   5/16/09
Penis Pan                   5/23/09

 

RACE SCHEDULE

 

Date

Where

Event

Website

8 Jan

Tiberias

Marathon

Link

5 Feb

Beer Sheva Run

10 km, 5 km

Link

14 Feb

Omer Run

10  km, 5km

Link

21 Feb

Dead Sea Run (Ein Gedi)

Half-marathon, 10 km

Link

27 Feb

Eilat

Ironman and half-ironman

Link

7 Mar

Kfar Saba Run

10 km

Link

20 Mar

Ra'anana Run

10 km, 3 km

Link

20 Mar

Pro-Sport Ultra

80, 50, 30, 15 km

Link

26 Mar

Jerusalem Run

Half-marathon, 10 km

Link

28 Mar

Ramat HaSharon Spring Run

10 km

Link

3 Apr

Tavor Mountain

11 km, 5 km

Link

4 Apr

Herzliya

10 km, 5 km

Link

4 Apr

Rishon Lezion Spring Run

10 km

Link

10 Apr

Dead Sea Ultra Marathon (Jordan)

48.7 km, marathon, half-marathon, 10 km

Link

24 Apr

Tel Aviv

Marathon, 10 km, 5 km

Link

25 Apr

Globes Executive Race

10 km, 5 km

Link

5 May

Ashkelon

10 km

Link

7 May

Mountain to Valley Race

200 km relay

Link

9 May

Tel Aviv

10 km, 5 km

Link

13 May

Haifa

10 km

Link

15 May

Talmonim Race

10 km, 5 km

Link

16 May

Gezer

10 km, 5 km

Link

6 June

Shoham

10 km, 5 km

Link

23 Oct

Holon

10 km, 5 km

Link

21 Nov

Azrieli Stairs Races

 

Link

22 Nov

Eyal Race

15 km, 5 km

Link

5 Dec

Modi'in

14 km

Link

11 Dec

Gan HaShlosha (north)

Half marathon

Link

 



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