Hash Trash767 and Directions to NY's Run

Hash Trash 767 DIRECTIONS TO NEW YEAR'S RUN 2009 Race Schedule Now Here!!!   Downs Downs FRB: Caveman DFL: Wet Pussy & Dyke.cum Virgins: Or Returnees: Ragip- reeducation required and homework assigned Runners: Fatty Tatty, Etti, Gili Child abuse: Etti No Hash Shirt: Ragip   The run did not start well with two hares, three runners and more walkers than could be counted. It appeared that one runner would be FRB, one runner would be DFL and one runner would die of thirst… Ragip, in his time away from the hash, forgot what he was doing and helpfully raised his hand every time he saw a blob, while Caveman nearly split his super tight-tights climbing a fence to be FRB. The walkers got lost despite having a map to the halfway and Wet Pussy and Dyke.cum caught the pack at the gigantic orange phallic statue in the park. The pack sang More Beer in honor of New Years, and upon returning to the circle, Eti allowed her 17 year old son to partake in more beer, leading to her downdown for child abuse. Diablo was thankful for the respite and in celebration allowed his kids to rock out in Just Dragosh's car, complete with flashing lights and beeping horn. Directions Run 768 - New Years Run!   When: 3pm on Thursday, 1 Jan 2009  Where: Sharon Circle under the arch in Herzliya A short run, followed by a dip in the sea!   Lost? Call Caveman, this was his idea! 0522 445 644   Directions Run 769 (3 Jan) to follow soon ....   HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    Goldmember                1/3/09 Fatty Tatty                   1/10/09 Dragosh                       1/17/09 Rami                            1/24/09 Pregnant Pause            1/31/09 Diablo                          2/7/09 Boston Creamed           2/14/09 Desperate Housewife    2/21/09 Twin Peaks                  2/28/09 Wet Pussy                   3/7/09 Captain Caveman         3/14/09 Border Bitch                3/21/09 Long Horny                  3/28/09 Goldmember                4/4/09 Fart Smella                  4/11/09 Semen                         4/18/09 Deliverance                   4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                    5/2/09 Rami                            5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                   5/16/09 Dragosh                       5/23/09   RACE SCHEDULE 2009 Date Where Event Website 8 Jan Tiberias Marathon Link 5 Feb Beer Sheva Run 10 km, 5 km Link 14 Feb Omer Run 10  km, 5km Link 21 Feb Dead Sea Run (Ein Gedi) Half-marathon, 10 km Link 27 Feb Eilat Ironman and half-ironman Link 7 Mar Kfar Saba Run 10 km Link 20 Mar Ra'anana Run 10 km, 3 km Link 20 Mar Pro-Sport Ultra 80, 50, 30, 15 km Link 26 Mar Jerusalem Run Half-marathon, 10 km Link 28 Mar Ramat HaSharon Spring Run 10 km Link 3 Apr Tavor Mountain 11 km, 5 km Link 4 Apr Herzliya 10 km, 5 km Link 4 Apr Rishon Lezion Spring Run 10 km Link 10 Apr Dead Sea Ultra Marathon (Jordan) 48.7 km, marathon, half-marathon, 10 km Link 24 Apr Tel Aviv Marathon, 10 km, 5 km Link 25 Apr Globes Executive Race 10 km, 5 km Link 5 May Ashkelon 10 km Link 7 May Mountain to Valley Race 200 km relay Link 9 May Tel Aviv 10 km, 5 km Link 13 May Haifa 10 km Link 15 May Talmonim Race 10 km, 5 km Link 16 May Gezer 10 km, 5 km Link 6 June Shoham 10 km, 5 km Link 23 Oct Holon 10 km, 5 km Link 21 Nov Azrieli Stairs Races   Link 22 Nov Eyal Race 15 km, 5 km Link 5 Dec Modi'in 14 km Link 11 Dec Gan HaShlosha (north) Half marathon Link   Flicker Photos http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com