HASH TRASH RUN 759 & DIRECTIONS TO 760

HASH TRASH RUN 759 & DIRECTIONS TO 760    There were Melbourne Cup hats, paparazzi and odd looks from passerbys.  But on we ran through the streets of Tel Aviv. (Actually it was more like a 'hobble through the streets of Tel Aviv' for the scribe.)  We sang Hash Hokey Pokey at the half-way.  Some of us continued running.  We had beers and down downs while the sun set over Tel Aviv.  We made a nice mess of Dyke Dot Cum and her balcony and then had her serve us curry and lasagna. We had more beers. And those who lingered on, eventually watched the race that stops Australia.   Down Downs   FRB: Russian Bride / Rami DFL: Diablo SCB: Boston Creamed, Russian Bride and Desperate House Wife Returnees: Pregnant Pause, Yonaton Relievers: Yonaton Song abuse: Wet Pussy Half-marathoners: Border Bitch, Diablo, Goldmember, Crock Sucker   DIRECTIONS TO RUN 760   Date: Sat, 15 November When: 3 pm Hare: Dr. Do-Little Where: Directions: From the West Route # 5 take exit Morasha Junct. Ra'anana / Jerusalem / Ashdod  cross Route # 4  **) From the East Route # 5 take exit Morasha Junct. Ashdod / Ra'anana make U-turn back for the # 5  **) From the North Route # 4 turn Left by Morasha Junct. for Route # 5  **) From the South Route # 4 turn Right by Morasha Junct. for Route # 5 **)   **) after 40 mtr's turn Right (Sign Cementery) follow this road until the end. If you like to bring your DOG(s) let the hare know cos he has to inform the owner !!   Lost? 0544 - 453106   HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    Fart Smella  11/22/08 Goldmember 11/29/08 Seaman  12/6/08 Deliverance  12/13/08 Capt. Caveman  12/20/08 Desperate Housewife  12/27/08 Crocksucker  1/3/09 Fatty Tatty  1/10/09 Dave  1/17/09 Rami  1/24/09 In & Out  1/31/09 Linda  2/7/09 On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com