18 September, 2008

Hash Trash and Directions!

HASH TRASH RUN 751 – DIRECTIONS RUN 752

 We met in Givatayim and drove the wrong way down a one way street to park. Caveman read us some limericks. We laughed. We ran, a lot of us walked because we were lazy. At the halfway we sang a song that started with "LB" that the hares thought we didn't actually know the words do. Much to Border Bitchs' dismay, it was not "The Love Boat", to which she does know the words. We mumbled "La Bamba", then Diablo attempted to tackle a kid playing in the water fountain and we decided to stop calling Jay "Jay". She's now Fatty Tatty.  New people came (and drank beer from their new shoes), the beer was finished, the pack went home.

 Down Downs

FRB:  Rami
DFL:  Captain Caveman
SCB:  Russian Bride
Returnees:  Dr. Dolittle
Virgins: Dave and Linda
No hash shirts: Desperate Housewife, Tiar Fruck

Freebie from the George Bush Tax Refund: Semen and Boston Creamed

Child Abuse (see comment re: tackling in the fountain): Diablo
Coastal Runners: Desperate Housewife, Border Bitch, Captain Caveman, Goldmember, Deliverance

New Shoes: Dave

Run 752

Hare: Goldmember
Time: 4pm
Date: 20 September
Location: Hod Hasharon
Directions:
From Rt 5 go east and pass Morasha Junction, exit at the next junction – Yarkon Junction. You go under bridge off Rt. 5, turn left under bridge toward Hod Hasharon, Goldmember thinks it's the first traffic light on the left, which may or may not be Jabotinski- There should be a sign that says "Hod Hasharon Darom (south)",  drive a while until you hit a park which you can't miss (according to the map, this in theory is Arba Ha-Onot Park).

Lost, can't blame ya! These directions suck! Call Goldmember—052-267-1796

HARE RAISER ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 
  
9/27    Matt

10/4 Boston Creamed

10/11 Dr. Dolittle

10/18 Russian Bride

10/25 Twin Peaks

11/1 Michelle

11/8 Border Bitch

11/15 Diablo

11/22 Goldmember

11/29 Fart Smella

12/6 Semen

12/13 Deliverance

12/20 Desperate Housewife

12/27 Fatty Tatty

1/3 Crocsucker 

UPCOMING RUNS

 

 

 

 

 NAME

DATE

LINK

 Ramat Gan Safari Run (in the zoo!)

26/09/2008

LINK

Zahala 10k

04/10/2008

LINK

3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin

24/10/2008

LINK

Kochav Yair 10k

24/10/2008

LINK

Holon Run

31/10/2008

LINK

Azrieli Steps Race

07/11/2008

 


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On-on!
Hash Scribe

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