| HASH TRASH RUN 751 – DIRECTIONS RUN 752 We met in Givatayim and drove the wrong way down a one way street to park. Caveman read us some limericks. We laughed. We ran, a lot of us walked because we were lazy. At the halfway we sang a song that started with "LB" that the hares thought we didn't actually know the words do. Much to Border Bitchs' dismay, it was not "The Love Boat", to which she does know the words. We mumbled "La Bamba", then Diablo attempted to tackle a kid playing in the water fountain and we decided to stop calling Jay "Jay". She's now Fatty Tatty. New people came (and drank beer from their new shoes), the beer was finished, the pack went home. Down Downs FRB: Rami
DFL: Captain Caveman
SCB: Russian Bride
Returnees: Dr. Dolittle
Virgins: Dave and Linda
No hash shirts: Desperate Housewife, Tiar Fruck Freebie from the George Bush Tax Refund: Semen and Boston Creamed Child Abuse (see comment re: tackling in the fountain): Diablo
Coastal Runners: Desperate Housewife, Border Bitch, Captain Caveman, Goldmember, Deliverance New Shoes: Dave Run 752 Hare: Goldmember
Time: 4pm
Date: 20 September
Location: Hod Hasharon
Directions: From Rt 5 go east and pass Morasha Junction, exit at the next junction – Yarkon Junction. You go under bridge off Rt. 5, turn left under bridge toward Hod Hasharon, Goldmember thinks it's the first traffic light on the left, which may or may not be Jabotinski- There should be a sign that says "Hod Hasharon Darom (south)", drive a while until you hit a park which you can't miss (according to the map, this in theory is Arba Ha-Onot Park). Lost, can't blame ya! These directions suck! Call Goldmember—052-267-1796 HARE RAISER ROSTER
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
9/27 Matt 10/4 Boston Creamed 10/11 Dr. Dolittle 10/18 Russian Bride 10/25 Twin Peaks 11/1 Michelle 11/8 Border Bitch 11/15 Diablo 11/22 Goldmember 11/29 Fart Smella 12/6 Semen 12/13 Deliverance 12/20 Desperate Housewife 12/27 Fatty Tatty 1/3 Crocsucker UPCOMING RUNS | | | | | | | | NAME | DATE | | LINK | Ramat Gan Safari Run (in the zoo!) | 26/09/2008 | | LINK | Zahala 10k | 04/10/2008 | | LINK | 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin | 24/10/2008 | | LINK | Kochav Yair 10k | 24/10/2008 | | LINK | Holon Run | 31/10/2008 | | LINK | Azrieli Steps Race | 07/11/2008 |
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