23 July, 2008

Hash Trash 743 - Directions Run 744

HASH TRASH RUN 743 – DIRECTIONS RUN 744
HOLY HASH HARRIERS IN THE HOLY CITY
(try saying THAT 3 times in a row)
 
Run 743
 
We met in front of Capt. Caveman's soon-to-be-ex-home in Kfar Saba.  There was a disctinct lack of flour and much confusion.  We ran in the streets. We ran in the sand. We ran past Capt. Caveman's soon-to-be-new home. We sang Father Abraham at the half way. Again there was no beer. We ran home. We had downs in Capt. Caveman's soon-to-be-ex-backyard and enjoyed a barbie. We went home.

Down-downs
 
Hare - Capt. Caveman
FRB - Fart Smella
DFL - Boston Creamed
SCB - Russian Bride
Virgins - Bernadette
Returnees - Diablo and Swamp Monster
Strippers - Crock Sucker and Fart Smella
Dyslexia - Border Bitch and Crock Sucker
Goodie Two Shoes - Scott
 
 
Directions to RUN 744
 
Date - 26 July 2008
Time - 4:00pm
Place - Jerusalem.  The starting point is the parking lot on CHOPIN Street, opposite the
JERUSALEM THEATER (see attached map).
Directions - (For those with GPS, the address is 20 Marcus St.) Take Route 1 (the main highway) to the entrance to Jerusalem and under the new Calatrava Bridge (Caveman's enormous erection, as he likes to call it).
Follow SHAZAR to BEN-TZVI (to your right you will see the Sacher park and the Knesset)
Left on RAMBAM (going uphill)
Right on ARLOZOROV (this is a small street, not like in Tel Aviv)
Right on HA-NASI
Follow HA-NASI around past the President's House
Left on CHOPIN
You will see the Jerusalem Theater to your left. Enter the parking lot on your right, where your Hare will be waiting.
Hare - Boston Creamed
 

Lost? call Boston Cream 052 3057968

 
  
HARE RAISER ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
  
8/2      Dr Do Little
8/9      Border Bitch
8/16    Diablo
8/23    Fart Smella
8/30    SemEn
 
9/6      Twin Peaks
9/13    Deliverance
9/20    Goldmember
9/27    TBA
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
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Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/
 
On-on!
Hash Scribe

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