HASH TRASH RUN 753 – DIRECTIONS RUN 754

HASH TRASH RUN 753 – DIRECTIONS RUN 754 Hashing took us through southern TLV, along the new part of the tayelet, through a corrugated iron fence, and surprisingly, not through the stinky shuk, where Russian Bride loves to set the trail. We ran, the walkers took their time moseying to the half-way, we saw some creepy yoga (come on! who can put their leg behind their head and then bend over?!), the hashers were yelled at by a woman feeding 50+ cats, and afterward we had a bbq and threw water balloons at cats and people alike. We also watched some bad 80s videos and pondered where we were when Genesis made "Land of Confusion" (this week's scribe was in the 1st grade).  Down Downs FRB:  Border Bitch DFL:  Michelle Touring: Fatty Tatty, Ragip, Virginia Virgins: Ragip, Virginia Returnees:  Daniela, Michelle Run 754 Hare: Mat, now the only Aussie Time: 4pm Date: 04 October Location: Tel Aviv Port, carpark next to the Ha-Maccabya soccer stadium Directions: Park in the Reading Terminal Lot (it's free!), walk over the pedestrian bridge. Soccer field is directly in front of you, with parking lot to the left. Not feeling cheap? Drive into the port area. Pay. Park in the lot mentioned above. Lost? Call your hare! 054-907-2835 HARE RAISER ROSTER  NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.  Dr. Dolittle 10/11/08   Boston Creamed 10/18/08   Twin Peaks 10/25/08   Michelle 11/1/08 * Border Bitch 11/8/08   Diablo 11/15/08 * Goldmember 11/22/08   Fart Smella 11/29/08   Seaman 12/6/08   Deliverance 12/13/08   Capt. Caveman 12/20/08   Desperate Housewife 12/27/08   Crocksucker 1/3/09   Fatty Tatty 1/10/09   Dave 1/17/09   Rami 1/24/09   In & Out 1/31/09 * Linda 2/7/09 *       * Have not been named yet   * UPCOMING RUNS   Hof Carmel 27/9/2008 Triathlon Shvoong Glil Yam 11/10/2008 Run Shvoong Ramat HaSharon 18/10/2008 Duathlon Shvoong Emek Hefer "Green"  19/10/2008 Marathon / Half Marathon 4sport Kochav Yair 24/10/2008 Run Shvoong Rosh Haayin Women's Run 24/10/2008 Run Shvoong Misgav 25/10/2008 Run Shvoong Ashdod 31/10/2008 Triathlon Shvoong Holon 31/10/2008 Run Shvoong Azrieli Steps Race 21/11/2008 Steps Shvoong   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com