HASH TRASH RUN 761 & DIRECTIONS TO 762

HASH TRASH RUN 761 & DIRECTIONS TO 762 Only the die-hard braved the weather and turned up.  The rest of you are pussies (not Wet, though... that's reserved). The heavens opened on the holyland.  But we ran.  We got wet. Then wetter. Desperate Housewife's mistook the hash for a skate-boarding comp. His luminous green shoes lit the way in the pouring rain. We sang The Hash Family at the half way, with hares leading in some raunchy moves. We did some hill training. We found the circle. We drank beer. There was a mysterious Techno atmosphere. Desperate Housewife attend the circle bare foot. It didn't help. Downs downs for Run 760 Hare: Fart Smella & Crock Sucker FRB: Russian Bride DFL: Hurricane, Dodger, Morgan SCB: Dragosh Virgins: Muriel Relievers: Border Bitch, Captain Caveman, Fatty Tatty 15 km runners: Twin Peaks, Border Bitch, Desperate Housewife, Captain Caveman Doing everything wrong: Twin Peaks Eagle Eye: Wet Pussy No Hash shirt: Twin Peaks, Desperate Housewife, Crock Sucker Lost in space: Wet Pussy, Dyke.Cum, Russian Bride Misnaming: Crock Sucker Directions to Run 761 Date: Sat, 29 November When: 3 pm Hare: Dyke.Cum & Wet Pussy (is there a theme here?) Where: Tel Aviv - car park next to Hadar Yosef stadium off Bechor-Shalom Sheetrit Directions: Rd #4 North: turn West (right) at Morasha, then South (left) at HaKfar HaYarok, take the left lane at the fork, turn right at Sheetrit st. (BIG intersection). Parking lot to your left. Rd #4 South: turn West (left) at Geha interchange, then Notrh (right) at Abu Hatzeira. pass Ayalon mall and turn left to Sheetrit. Parking lot to your left. Rd #2: turn East at Rokakh, cross Ayalon and turn right at Sheetrit. Parking lot to your right. Lost? Call your hare on 0549072835 HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.  Semen  12/6/08 Deliverance  12/13/08 Capt. Caveman  12/20/08 Desperate Housewife  12/27/08 Crocksucker  1/3/09 Fatty Tatty  1/10/09 Dave  1/17/09 Rami  1/24/09 In & Out  1/31/09 Linda  2/7/09 On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com