HASH TRASH RUN 766 & DIRECTIONS TO RUN 767

MERRY CHRISTMAS HASHERS!! HASH TRASH RUN 766 & DIRECTIONS TO RUN 767 Swampy reaches 75 runs   We met in Kfar Shemaryahoo.  We found the trail through the grounds of the demolished American school, on through tranquil suburbia, and then entered the pleasant countryside of groves  and orchards.  Fatty Tatty found an instant family with 2.2 kids and a poodle. Rami thought he could get his new shoes under the radar.  But he failed. We sang the old favorite, Sweet Chariot, at the half-way. We continued running.  We found the circle. We had beers.  Rami paid the price.   Down Downs Run 766   Hares: Deliverance and Rocket FRB: Dyke.Cum DFL:  Dragosh 75 Runs: Swamp Monster Auf weiderseen (sp?): Twin Peaks, R2D2, C3PO Relievers: Crock Sucker and Dragosh Lost in space: Rami Corrupting minors: Fatty Tatty New hash shoes: Rami No hash shirt: Goldmember, Free Willy Nice shirt: Long Horny Lazy Hatters: Desperate Housewife and Border Bitch Car Haberdashery: Long Horny, Goldmember, Deliverance, Crock Sucker   Directions to Run 767   When: Sat, 27 Dec at 3 pm Where:  Hadar Yosef Stadium, Tel Aviv Directions: Take the Ayalon north or south to Rokah and exit to head east.(away from the sea) Drive under the train track bridge and take right at first lights.(~1km from exit) Enter 2nd car park on the right at Hadar Yosef Stadium.(~700m from intersection) Make a right in the car park and move to the western end   See map attached   Lost:  Call Desperate Housewife at 0574206844.    HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    Goldmember                1/3/09 Fatty Tatty                   1/10/09 Dragosh                       1/17/09 Rami                            1/24/09 Pregnant Pause           1/31/09 Diablo                          2/7/09 Boston Creamed         2/14/09 Desperate Housewife 2/21/09 Twin Peaks                  2/28/09 Wet Pussy                   3/7/09 Captain Caveman       3/14/09 Border Bitch                3/21/09 Long Horny                  3/28/09 Goldmember               4/4/09 Fart Smella                  4/11/09 Semen                         4/18/09 Deliverance                4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                    5/2/09 Rami                            5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                   5/16/09 Dragosh                       5/23/09   New race schedule for 2009 coming soon .... yeah I know … I said that last week ….   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com