29 May, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1051, Directions to Run #1052

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1051st Hash:

"Hash started at familiar territory for some Hashers - The PussyCat Club.
The trail was full of photo opportunities and posing Hashers. Hashers ran through a park where they posed like moneys in trees. Ran through the streets of Tel Aviv, passed a police station where Hashers posed with a Police Officer trying to shake us so he could eat his lunch in peace. Sang Swing Low at the half after waiting for the walkers FOREVER!!
The trail continued to a small fountain where most Hashers were photographed engaged in water sports. The photo finish was captured by a passer-by who for some strange reason allowed his fiancé and mother in-law take a pic with random drunks (Hashers) on the city street*.

*All pictures can be found on Facebook...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1051:
Hare: Pigwoman
FRB: Roadkill
DFL: Popo Shiska
Late cummer: Magically Delicious, Goldmember
Wanker: In and Out
Visiting Hashers:  Shalom Kitty and Popo Shiska
Monkeying Around: Pigwoman, Puppy Love Machine, Cummunion, Double Entry, Shalom Kitty and Road Kill
Stretching/ Pole Dancing: Double Entry and Road Kill
Misnaming: Afterbirth and Magically Delicious
Golden Shower: Pigwoman
No Hash kit: Road Kill, Popo Shiska and Shalom Kitty
Dry Pussys: Double Entry and Popo Shiska
Sitters: Magically Delicious, Road Kill and Puppy Love Machine
Late Walkers: Magically Delicious, Afterbirth and Gold Member

Oh, and apparently,
Hashers got yelled at by lady upstairs for singing
Hashers got yelled at by lady upstairs for singing
Hashers got yelled at by lady upstairs for singing
Hashers got yelled at by lady upstairs for singing
Hashers got yelled at by lady upstairs for singing
Hashers got yelled at by lady upstairs for singing

Directions to Run 1052:
Who would believe it has been a whole year since our 999-1000 weekend...):

Meeting timeSaturday May 31st., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Tsiklag 21, Tel Aviv (Here)

Maps: From HaShalom interchange - Ayalon

Directions: Just follow the map...

On-After: Nope. Nothing planned.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Spit or Swallow @ 054-6717787

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • New Hare Roster is on it's way - If you have any constraints or special requests, NOW'S the time!
  • Calling all Hash-Flash!
    In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
    Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
    * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high

    And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!

    (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

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