Hash Trash Run #1034, Directions to Runs #1035

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribe's view of the 1034th Hash:

"We met in Ramat Gan.

In a parking lot.

We ran some.

We had jello shots.

We circled.

Beer was drank.

Big beer was drank.

Small beer was drank.

Beer was drank from shoes.

The end."

Special treat:

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1034:

Hares: Just Nir and Just Nicole
Fucked-up Trail: Just Nir and Just Nicole
FRB: Spit or Swallow

DFL: Boston Creamed

Virgins: A New Just Couple

Returnees: Goldmember, Captain Caveman, Deliverance

Shopping Problem: Hot Box and Second Hand Job

Misnaming: Goldmember

Hashy Birthday: Gadhaffi
Dog Abuse: STD, Boston Creamed, Pig Woman
New Shoes: Pig Woman (again!), Deliverance
Porn on Trail: Just Nir and Just Nicole

Directions to Run 1035:

Meeting time: Saturday Feb 1st, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Park in Modi'in - on Emek HaHula st. next to No. 75 (here)

Parking: I guess you can park on the street.

 

On-After: An On-After picnic will be held in the aforementioned park. Bring a snack, a salad or something else that starts with an "S".

Maps: From The Tel-Aviv Area

From The Jerusalem Area

Directions: Follow one of the maps

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

 

Call Pig Woman @ 052-4603494

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01/02/2014	Pig Woman
08/02/2014	Fluffer
15/02/2014	Gadhaffi
22/02/2014	Goldmember
01/03/2014	Fuckhead
08/03/2014	Puppy Love Machine
15/03/2014	STD
22/03/2014	Gonadfather
29/03/2014	Twin Peaks
05/04/2014	Second Hand Job
12/04/2014	Fart Smella
19/04/2014	Double Entry
26/04/2014	Captain Caveman
03/05/2014	Cumunion
10/05/2014	Deliverance
17/05/2014	Spit or Swallow
24/05/2014	Crock Sucker
31/05/2014	Semen
07/06/2014	Just Nicole
14/06/2014	Boston Creamed

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Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run #1033, Directions to Runs #1034

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribe's view of the 1032nd Hash:

"The pack convened in central TA for a dually-hared hash that seemed to be hared by no one at all.

Walkers outnumbered runners. Then the runners beat the walkers almost to halfway, so the halfway spot was moved in the middle of the hash to where the pack happened to be standing, thoroughly confusing everyone.

The halfway song fell apart after two lines, and the pack graced the hares with a premature rendition of 'shitty trail.'

Picking up for the second half, the few runners that remained lost the trail once or twice and finally found their way back to the circle, which was conveniently located next to a synagogue.

As the pack staggered their way to the circle, Shabbat prayers began, leaving the hashers with a very confused and somewhat astounded audience of orthodox kids.

Almost everyone committed a bunch of infractions, so plenty of beer was had which almost made up for the shitty trail... almost..."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1032:

Hare: Fuckhead and Just Scotty
FRB: Pig Woman

DFL: Gadhaffi

Virgins: A New Just Couple

Returnees: Just Nir, Just Nicole, Pig Woman, Hot Box, Gadhaffi, Just Scotty, Fuckhead

Relieving: STD

Late Cummers: Just Nicole and Just Nir

Purism/Indecisiveness: Fuckhead

Pointing: Just Nir and Pig Woman

Extra Slow Walking: Fluffer

Misnaming: Hot Box, Just Scotty

New Shoes: Pig Woman

Directions to Run 1033:

Meeting time: Saturday Jan 18th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Parking next to Bialik 42, Ramat Gan (here)

Parking: Well, we start at a parking lot... Do the math.

 

On-After: Nothing planned, but the hares said something like this (edited): "happy to try and find somewhere open after, as it is Ramat Gan (We're totally open to doing something at our place after - which is about 5 min. from where the run starts...). Regardless we promise some goodies here and there along the trail."

I hope they mean beer...

Maps: From Ayalon coming from North

From HaShalom interchange on Ayalon (South)

Directions: Follow one of the maps

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

 

Call Just Nir @ 050-6899882 OR Just Nicole @ 058-6899882 (ohhhh... they've got matching numbers, that's so fuckin' cute...)

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• The new Hare Raising Roster for the next months will be out soon
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

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Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run #1032, Directions to Runs #1033

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribe's view of the 1032nd Hash:

"The Hash started a bit late due to bowl movements by one of the hashers.

When at last it started the headcount was as following:

1 Hare

3 Runners

4 Walkers

1 Big dog

1 Small dog

1 Peacock on the roof

As you can understand the Hare didn't take long to gather all the Hashers at the holds and the walkers took their time, walking the trail and enjoying the sunny Saturday afternoon.

Down-downs were drank, more beer was drank, some naturally grown, medical grade substances were used and days of the week was sung.

All in all, another shitty trail and a great Hash."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1032:

Hare: Crock Sucker
FRB: Spit or Swallow

SRB: Fart Smella

TRB: Boston Creamed

Other Down-Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1033:

Meeting time: Saturday Jan 18th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Park at the corner of Saadia Gaon and Lloyd George streets in Tel Aviv (here)

Parking: Find parking in the surrounding streets or on the parking lots down the street (across Lincoln st.)

 

On-After: Some on-after will probably take place. It will probably include more bear somewhere near.

Maps: From LaGuardia interchange on Ayalon

From HaShalom interchange on Ayalon

Directions: Follow one of the maps

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

 

Call Fuck Head @ 054-2378356

Other messages

• The new Hare Raising Roster for the next months will be out soon
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

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Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1031, Directions to Runs #1032

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1031st Hash:

"The pack met for yet another trail masterpiece.

The sun was smiling and the Hashers were.... absent...well...at least some of them.

There were 4 r****rs and a walker, but they succeeded to make the best of it.

Two lost hashers (a "late one" and a "can't read the time one") joined them for the down downs.

All and all - we had fun!"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1031:

Hare: Fluffer
FRB: Caveman
DFL: Just Ofer
Returnees: Just Ofer and Just Lisa
Pointing: Just Ofer
Misnaming: Just Ofer and 2nd hand job
Sitting: Just Ofer
Whining: Just Ofer
Latecumming: Just Ofer, Just Lisa and STD

* If you missed it, Just Ofer had a lot to drink...

Directions to Run 1032:

Meeting time: Saturday Jan 11th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Parking lot at HaBrecha street, Ramot Hashavim (here) (Link includes directions).

 

On-After: Nope

Maps: From road #4

Directions: Follow the map here

 

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

 

Call Fart Smella @ 054-4888165

Other messages

• The new Hare Raising Roster for the next months will be out tomorrow.
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

HARE ROSTER

Jan 18th - Fuck Head
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Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1030, Directions to Runs #1031

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1030th Hash:

"Continuing last week's line:

"The sky were angry that day my friends...", well, they weren't, it was actually a very nice day but yours truly was sick. The circle was short and rather quiet, though a new sign (later to be misinterpreted by some of the Hashers) and a couple of virgins were introduced. When the run started, through Tel-Aviv, Ramat-Gan and Givatayim, the wankers had the chance to enjoy a real walk in the park to the top of the known "White Hill" while the runners struggled to get there in a huge detour.

The 2nd half of the Hash was a live hare trail which was planned perfectly. It started in a kind of a sunken amphitheater, where the runners waited for four whole minutes only to find out that the hare only left them "On-In" markings and ran fast enough to get the circle all ready with the cooler and table. Only one Hasher complained.

All in all, a great day and a great Hash*"

*Note: Shitty Trail was sung at the circle

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1030:

Hares: Spit or Swallow

FRB: Swans

DFL: Cumunion

Virgins: Just Torben & Just Jordana

Mis-Naming: Cumunion, Just Nicole

Pointer: Swans

Good Boy: Fuck Head

Sitting: Just Nir

Hash Flash (The Bad Kind): Swans

Tony the Tiger: Just Nir

Directions to Run 1031:

Meeting time: Saturday Jan 4th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Habima Square, Tel Aviv (here) (Link includes directions).

 

On-After: Nope

Maps: From HaShalom interchange in Ayalon highway (road #20)

Directions: Follow the map here, and/or:

1. Get off of Ayalon on Hashalom interchange - heading west.
2. Go on Kaplan, continue onto Dizengoff.
3. Turn left to Tarsat.
4. The square is at the end of the block on the left

 

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

 

Call Fluffer @ 052-8801111

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• LAST CHANCE!! I'm starting to compile the Hare list for the next six months, if you have a preferred date, please send it to me soon.
  
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#1033 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker

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Hash Scribe

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