Hash Trash Run #1029, Directions to Run #1030

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1029th Hash:

"A Tale of Four Hares

The Just's, Nir and Nicole, decided it was time to stop being suckers and learn to set a hash. They called in the experts STD Swans and the adventure began. The pack was joined by a family of visitors (Who kept remarking, "We thought this was a family friendly hash…", oops...:))

Now the Hares went out and set… but the runners got lost. They blamed the trail. We blamed… well, nobody. At the half way the Hares taught a new song (Would you like my finger in your ear? Or in your rear? Or in your beer? NO NO NO NO NO….) drank some beers and headed back to the circle (and somehow, the runners beat the walkers there.)

Over all a shitty trail – but hey, it was their first time…"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1029:

Hares: Just Nicole, Just Nir, STD and Swans

FRB: Fluffer

DFL: Boston Creamed

On IL: Swans & Just Nir

Visitors: RUS Putin & I-gor

Virgins: Just Nina, Just Jason, Just Aviva & Just Ora (who are now totally scarred for life as their own father made them cum…. EEKKK.)

Returnees: SOS and Fuckhead

Relivers: I-Gor, Fluffer & STD

Newly Wed Shirts: Just Nicole & Just Nir

Big Ass Cry Baby: Puppy Love Machine

New Shoes: Just Nir

None, since the hash ran out of beer masters …

Directions to Run 1030:

Meeting time: Saturday Dec 28th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Parking lot of Edith Wolfson Park, Tel Aviv (here).

 

On-After: Nope

Maps: From LaGuardia interchange in Ayalon highway (road #20)

Directions: See map above

 

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

 

Call Spit or Swallow (though his voice is lost and he's looking for it, so he might not be able to pick up the phone...) @ 054-6717787

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Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1031 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman
#1032 - Jan 4 – Fluffer
#1033 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker

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Hash Trash Run #1028, Directions to Run #1029

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1028th Hash:

"Winter in Tel Aviv - Storm accompanied by hale and temperatures lower than in central Europe – no challenge for real hashers, but a good reason to stay at home or go skiing in Jerusalem. For safety reasons, the hash wedding was cancelled upfront to the event. The luck of the young couple shouldn´t be risked by sudden flash hitting the brides bouquet.

 

Nevertheless swans made it to Tel Aviv, even the Israeli security did not expect any harm, so he entered without hassle in record time. The weather was like in January, when he left Israel – seems to be the typical weather in this area. On the way to the city he enjoyed the rice fields next to the highway…

 

It was a delicate job to set the run, expecting to be drained twice in no time (setting the run and doing the same thing again). By considering that there might be no hashers, the preparations were restricted to a map study and the decision to set the trail live, if one is needed at all.

 

Fortune favors the brave … when we arrived at the run site, there were several hashers, keen to follow the magic trail PLUS it was nearly sunny.

 

Swans took off to spread some flour in Tel Aviv – the pack followed after a while and ´nearly got lost´ only once, as it was told. At the half way point at Habima, we had a quick improvised beer stop before we headed on towards Porter & Sons, where the walkers arrived well before the runners – running sucks."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1028:

Hare: STD

None, since the hash ran out of beer masters …

Directions to Run 1029:

Meeting time: Saturday Dec 21st, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Rothschild 39 blvd, Tel Aviv (here).

 

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! @ Patricks (Same location as above)

 

Maps: From LaGuardia interchange in Ayalon highway (road #20)

Directions: See above

 

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

 

Call STD @ 054-4682008

Other messages

• I'm starting to compile the Hare list for the next six months, if you have a preferred date, please send it to me soon.
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1030 - Dec 28 – Spit or Swallow - Xmas Party @Twin Peaks'
#1031 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman
#1032 - Jan 4 – Fluffer
#1033 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker

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Hash Scribe

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Dead Sea Night Run

Hi All,

Here is an email I've been requested to post ASAP regarding this week's "Dessert Challenge" (20-21.12.13):

What's the difference between a Hasher and a wanker?

Hasher's go down to the Dead Sea for a night of running, drinking, eating, partying and general debauchery, even if it's going to be a little chilly.

According to people that work in the area, it's a little cold at night and in the morning but it warms up quickly.

We'll bring plenty of food, drink, wood and music.

Anyone cuming should contact STD (054-4682008) or Caveman (052-2445644)

Hurry, space is unlimited.

wankers will wish they came!!

So do it...

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Hash Trash Run #1027, Directions to Run #1028

Hello fellow Hashers!

HT's view of the 1027th Hash:

"Something must have happened in the 1027th Hash. Unfortunately I missed it, so I have no way of knowing what it was."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1027:

Hare: Captain Caveman

FRB: Cummunion

DFL: Boston Creamed

SCB: Just Jim, Puppy Love Machine

Returnees: Fluffer, Just Keith, Just Jim
Virgins: Just Roger, Just Chelsea, Just Justin
1/2 Marathon: Deliverance
Latecomers: Just Chelsea, Just Justin, Deliverance, Just Jim, Second Hand Job

Wedding info: STD
Whinging: Puppy Love Machine
No reason: Double Entry, Dudley DoLube

Directions to Run 1028:

Important note! - it's gonna be a cold and possibly rainy so - - get dressed - no whining!
Important note! 2.0 - There is going to be an on-after at Porter & Sons. PLEASE RSVP at hhhstd@gmailo.com - we know how pleasant porter's people are when they are surprised...

Meeting time: Saturday Dec 14th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Heftman 6, Tel Aviv (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! @ Porter & Sons

Maps: From Ayalon Highway Here *Note that Ayalon might be closed due to flooding, choose your route carefully.

Directions: Leave High way 20 (Ayalon) at Ha'shalom drive on Drive west on Kaplan (sun in your face). turn left on Leonardo Da Vinci and start looking for parking.

Also see Here (same map as above)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call STD @ 054-4682008

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• I'm starting to compile the Hare list for the next six months, if you have a preferred date, please send it to me soon.
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1029 - Dec 21 – Swans
#1030 - Dec 28 – Spit or Swallow - Xmas Party @Twin Peaks'
#1031 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman
#1032 - Jan 4 – Fluffer
#1033 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker

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Hash Trash Run #1026, Directions to Run #1027

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1026th Hash:

"It was an all Jerusalemite Hash, with a load of good food at the end. Apparently Pig woman was an all around player with No Hash Gear, Short Cutting, FRB'ing and Sub-RAing. What a gal..."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1026:

Hare: Gonadfather

FRB: Pig Woman

DFL: Gadhaffi

SCB: Puppy Love Machine, Pig Woman

No Hash Gear: Pig Woman
Child Abuse: Crock Sucker
Misnaming: Hotbox, Crock Sucker
Indecisive: Boston Creamed

(Un)Shitty Trail: Gonadfather, Puppy Love Machine

Returnees: Crock Sucker, Boston Creamed, Gonadfather

Directions to Run 1027:

Meeting time: Saturday Dec 7th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Kfar Sava, at the the parking lot of the Supermarket on the corner of Tchernikovski and Begin (here).

On-After: Nope

Maps: From Road #4 Here

Directions: See Here (same as above)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call The Captain Caveman @ 052-2445644

Other messages

• I'm starting to compile the Hare list for the next six months, if you have a preferred date, please send it to me soon.
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1028 - Dec 14 – Pig Woman
#1029 - Dec 21 – Swans
#1030 - Dec 28 – Spit or Swallow - Xmas Party @Twin Peaks'
#1031 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman
#1032 - Jan 4 – Fluffer
#1033 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker

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Hash Scribe

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