Hash Trash Run 959, Directions to Run 960

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 959th Hash:

Even tough it was a hot Saturday, the hare laid a shady trail that included both scenic views of the white city and an alcoholic refreshment during the half way.

it is true that at some points there was no shade, and that the hare took the hashers through some of Tel Aviv's worst neighborhoods, but hey...who said he can't?

song was sang, beers were drank and everyone got back home happier than they left it.

hashers complained, like they always do, but the hare didn't give a fuck, as a hare should do.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 959:

Hare: Fluffer

FRB: rabbi Goo

DFL: Captain Caveman

Virgin: Just Rich

Returnees: Fluffer, Rabbi Goo

Not noticing that CC is not wearing a hash shirt (even tough he had those goofy socks and funny neckless): Fluffer

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 960:

Meeting time: Saturday Sep. 1st, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Our meeting place will be the parking lot on Yehoshua Yevin, corner with Zalman Schneur which is off of HaRav Herzog, Jerusalem (Here)

For you GPS-geekies: Just tap in your whatsamajig "Yehoshua Yevin 5, J-lem" this should get you there.

Directions (Cuming from Tel Aviv): 

1. Go to this link: LINK  there you will find the needed directions.

Lost? How's that possible, the hares phone # isn't here!!... You can call Fluffer, but he has nothing to do with this run. You can call Caveman, but all he can do is explain about the bridge at the entrance.

Soooo you can start screaming helplessly, no-one will help you anyway.

No, really, if anyone has Ghadaffi's phone# please send it my way so I can share.

Other messages

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• At the end of September a new Hare Raising Roster begins. If you have any preference as to a specific Hash date, speak now or forever hold your piss.

Did you know?!

I already have a volunteer for the Oct 27th hash. 

Me Need More Volunteers!!

Did you know?! (2!!!)

This weekend there is a beerfest somewhere down South. If you wanna' go and\or more details, contact Boston Creamed on FB, she is the one that brought it to my attention.

Hare roster - are you there?!

#961 Sep 8 - Loves The Cock

#962 Sep 15 - Captain Caveman

#963 Sep 22 - TBD

#964 Sep 29 - The Gonadfather 

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Fwd: Hash Trash Run 958, Directions to Run 959

SORRY!
I sent it as a non-bcc, if you didn't get the first mail it's probably in your spam....

sorry again.

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 958th Hash:

The Hare stood everybody up. Thank god two very responsible hashers took care of things... The Hash ran, the Hash drank, the Hash ended.
Oh, and there were loads of returnees!

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 957:

Hares: Penis Envy and Twin Peaks

All the rest is up to you all to guess...

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 959:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug. 26th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location:  Mizrachi Bank, at the junction of Rival street and Eliashberg street. (Here)

For you GPS-geekies: Tap Rival 4, or any other street you see in the map that is close...

Directions (Cuming from Ayalon): 

1. Take exit La Guardia Interchange-מחלף לה גווארדיה‎ toward HaRakevet/הרכבת
2. Turn right onto HaRakevet/הרכבת
3. Turn right onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎
4. Slight right onto David Hahami/דוד חכמי‎
5. Take the 1st right onto Eliashberg/אליאשברג
6. Turn to Rival

There should be plenty of parking in the surrounding streets, hopefully...

Lost? How's that possible, the directions were sooo clear... Call Fluffer at 052-880-1111 and start screaming helplessly, he'll probably hang up on you.

Other messages

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• At the end of September a new Hare Raising Roster begins. If you have any preference as to a specific Hash date, speak now or forever hold your piss.
• GraveRobber says hello from Oslo:
• 
  Shalom CPT Cavemen...
  
  You, Deliverance, and other fond memories of the Holyland Hash were recalled @ last night's Oslo Hash (in the rain).
  
  Itch My Rail and Stop Drop and Blow were visiting from Ireland and made our run as visitors last night.
  
  We miss Israel.  Peace and all the Best.
  
  Please share with Deliverance and others...
  
  On On!
  GraveRobber

Did you know?!

We got us a replacement for the Sep. 15th hash. New Hare Raising Roster will be out soon...

Hare roster - are you there?!

#959 Aug 25 - Fluffer

#960 Sep 1 - Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - Loves The Cock

#962 Sep 15 - Captain Caveman

#963 Sep 22 - TBD

#964 Sep 29 - The Gonadfather 

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 958, Directions to Run 959

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 958th Hash:

The Hare stood everybody up. Thank god two very responsible hashers took care of things... The Hash ran, the Hash drank, the Hash ended.
Oh, and there were loads of returnees!

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 957:

Hares: Penis Envy and Twin Peaks

All the rest is up to you all to guess...

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 959:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug. 26th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location:  Mizrachi Bank, at the junction of Rival street and Eliashberg street. (Here)

For you GPS-geekies: Tap Rival 4, or any other street you see in the map that is close...

Directions (Cuming from Ayalon): 

1. Take exit La Guardia Interchange-מחלף לה גווארדיה‎ toward HaRakevet/הרכבת
2. Turn right onto HaRakevet/הרכבת
3. Turn right onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎
4. Slight right onto David Hahami/דוד חכמי‎
5. Take the 1st right onto Eliashberg/אליאשברג
6. Turn to Rival

There should be plenty of parking in the surrounding streets, hopefully...

Lost? How's that possible, the directions were sooo clear... Call Fluffer at 052-880-1111 and start screaming helplessly, he'll probably hang up on you.

Other messages

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• At the end of September a new Hare Raising Roster begins. If you have any preference as to a specific Hash date, speak now or forever hold your piss.
• GraveRobber says hello from Oslo:
• 
  Shalom CPT Cavemen...
  
  You, Deliverance, and other fond memories of the Holyland Hash were recalled @ last night's Oslo Hash (in the rain).
  
  Itch My Rail and Stop Drop and Blow were visiting from Ireland and made our run as visitors last night.
  
  We miss Israel.  Peace and all the Best.
  
  Please share with Deliverance and others...
  
  On On!
  GraveRobber

Did you know?!

We got us a replacement for the Sep. 15th hash. New Hare Raising Roster will be out soon...

Hare roster - are you there?!

#959 Aug 25 - Fluffer

#960 Sep 1 - Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - Loves The Cock

#962 Sep 15 - Captain Caveman

#963 Sep 22 - TBD

#964 Sep 29 - The Gonadfather 

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Thirsty Knights H3 Run 69+9: Thurs, 23 Aug, 8pm.

Come out for an irregularly scheduled run, laid by an irregular hare - Ascot to Mouth, a visitor! We're meeting at the intersection of HaTa'arucha and Ussishkin just north of the Tel Aviv Port (near the bridge over the river).

Join the Thirsty Knights Hash House Harriers for drinking and debauchery! There will be some running, some drinking, some entertainment, some more drinking, a little more running, and of course some more drinking.

 

We'll run about 3 miles (5k) or so over the course of an hour, with a nice beer break in the middle. If you're not a runner, don't worry - it's NOT a race, and nobody cares how slow you are. After the run, we'll drink more beer, sing dirty songs, and generally have a good time. Then it's off to a nearby bar for the on-after until you find someone willing to take you home (I'm told buying them drinks might help your chances).

 

BE: There mostly on time (ish) cuz nobody likes waiting for your slow ass. We'll get you signed in, we'll have a quick intro for the virgins, and then we'll head out!

 

BRING: 30 NIS for the cost of beer at the run. The bars generally have special prices for us, but by that point the drinks are on you (sometimes literally), so you might want to bring extra cash. Also bring your friends, but only if they're cool. And they're YOUR friends, so you might want to think carefully about that one.

 

WEAR: If you have hash haberdashery, wear it. If not, running gear is fine. Plan to get a little bit dirty, a little bit sweaty, and a little bit beery.

 

CHECK out our Virgin Guide for info on what to expect! https://www.facebook.com/notes/thirsty-knights-hash-house-harriers/virgin-guide/220926728013116

https://www.facebook.com/events/163525177118435/

Hash Trash Run 957, Directions to Run 958

Hello fellow Hashers!

No Hare's or other view of the 957th Hash. The Hare only sent us an article (in Hebrew, about some beer-fest, attached both HERE and at the bottom of the HT).

* At the end there is also another note.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 957:

Hares: Boston Creamed, Just Nilly (the dog)

FRB: Captain Caveman

DDDFL: The Gonadfather

Late Cummers/GPS-aphobes: Captain Caveman, Twin Peaks, Semen

Returnees: Just Michael, Just Gavriel, Semen, Twin Peaks, Gadhafi, Hotbox, Fart Smella

Non-Cooperation: Just Michael, Just Gavriel

Dog/Child Abuse: Just Michael, Fart Smella, Crock Sucker

Sitter: Hotbox

1/2 Walkers: Fart Smella, Gadhafi, Twin Peaks

Dripping Assholes: Semen, Captain Caveman

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 958:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug. 18th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Dizengoff circle (Here)

For you GPS-geekies: Tap Dizengoff, 94 or Zamenhoff 2, or Pinsker 70, or any other street you see in the map that is close... Note you will have to park on one of the surrounding streets.

Directions (Cuming from Ayalon): 

1. Get off Ayalon at Hashalom interchange heading west (into Tel-Aviv center)
2. Drive straight until you get to the circle \square \ whatever the hell you wanna' call it.
3. That's it, really.

Lost? How's that possible, the directions were sooo clear... Call Gayza Strip at 050-521-6016 and start screaming helplessly, he'll probably hang up on you.

Other messages

• IMPORTANT! A change has to be made to the Hare Raising Roster. PLEASE HELP!!! The Gonadfather had noted he won't be in Israel on Sep. 15th, thus we need a volunteer to take over the first Hash of the next HRR. Any takers?
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Did you know?!

Another try with the beer-fest stuff 

http://www.ynet.co.il/articles/0,7340,L-4263167,00.html

On another note, a song that was sent to HT from one of our visitors:

Drunk last night,

Drunk the night before.

Gonna' get drunk again,

Like I never been drunk before.

'Cause when I'm drunk,

I'm as happy as can be!

'Cause we're all 'part of the Hashing family.

Now the hashing family,

Is the best family,

That ever came over from Olde Germany.

We got the Highlande Dutch,

And the Lowlande Dutch,

And the Rotterdam Dutch,

And the IRISH!

Singing Glorious, GLORIOUS!

Glory be to God there are no more of us.

'Cause there's only one keg,

And each the (#) of us,

Could drink it all down,down down, down.....

On-On!

HCMC

Check out Choco Kisses from CA. She makes customized song books with your name and kennel's graphic for $15 USD/60 NIS.  I can get the songbook made & shipped out this week = ) Pay $15 to Paypal account this_free_spirit@yahoo.com,

 

 Ajah Silva AKA Choco Kisses!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#959 Aug 25 - Fluffer

#960 Sep 1 - Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - Loves The Cock

#962 Sep 15 - The Gonadfather - NEED REPLACEMENT

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

TKH3 Run 69+8

HASHERS, That's right - it's the HALLMARK run for Thirsty Knights H3! Why the hallmark, you ask? Well, first off, we've got our t-shirts in. Second off, it's run #69+8! And you know what that means... That's right!  It's 69, and you get 8 more! And who's not a fan of that? So - we're running at 9pm again, because it's hot as balls out there (even that late, but hey, we can try). Meet at the fountain at Dizengoff Circle in Tel Aviv, and wear your hashy best. If you want to buy a shirt, or to pick up the one you ordered, contact thirstykh3@gmail.com and include your shirt size. Otherwise you'll have to wait til after the hash, and nobody wants less-than-instant gratification, do they? It's gonna be a fun one - bring a digital camera or camera-phone, and a few extra sheks in addition to the 30NIS hash cash! On on!    Gayza Strip  www.facebook.com/thirstyknights  ***********  STANDARD RUN SPIEL  ***************** Come out and join the Thirsty Knights Hash House Harriers for drinking and debauchery! There will be some running, some drinking, some entertainment, some more drinking, a little more running, and of course some more drinking.   We'll run about 3 miles (5k) or so over the course of an hour, with a nice beer break in the middle. If you're not a runner, don't worry - it's NOT a race, and nobody cares how slow you are. After the run, we'll drink more beer, sing dirty songs, and generally have a good time. Then it's off to a nearby bar for the on-after until you find someone willing to take you home (I'm told buying them drinks might help your chances).   BE: There mostly on time (ish) cuz nobody likes waiting for your slow ass. We'll get you signed in, we'll have a quick intro for the virgins, and then we'll head out!   BRING: 30 NIS for the cost of beer at the run. The bars generally have special prices for us, but by that point the drinks are on you (sometimes literally), so you might want to bring extra cash. Also bring your friends, but only if they're cool. And they're YOUR friends, so you might want to think carefully about that one.   WEAR: If you have hash haberdashery, wear it. If not, running gear is fine. Plan to get a little bit dirty, a little bit sweaty, and a little bit beery.   CHECK out our Virgin Guide for info on what to expect! https://www.facebook.com/notes/thirsty-knights-hash-house-harriers/virgin-guide/220926728013116

TKH3 Shirts and Run

All,

The shirts are here!  If you ordered one, come out to the hash tonight to collect it!  They're $25 without your name, and $30 if you wanted your name on it.

If you didn't order a shirt, rest assured we have a few extras - come out tonight and grab one before they go!

The run starts at 9pm at London Square (the park by McDonald's at Hayarkon/Bograshov).  As usual, it's 30NIS for the run and we've got a LIVE HARE tonight!

There will be another run next Thursday - check www.facebook.com/thirstyknights for details!

On on,

Gayza Strip

Hash Trash Run 956, Directions to Run 957

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 956th Hash:

(kudos for the Hare for writing in length - your prize of inflatable beer mug + matching bikini supermodel will be cumming soon to your mailbox)

This run was made especially enjoyable by a Virgin Hasher by the name of Just Jerry from South Carolina, a doctor looking for work in Israel. Just Jerry ran/walked ( with great BOOBS ), put life into the Hash with good humor and great fun.

A winter afternoon, the trail in Ramat Hasharon took well over 1 hour, but was well enjoyed by the Hashers - for some reason, more visitors then locals ?????

Ho Chi Minge Clitty sold Hash socks and had some new Hash Songs worth learning (the Hash Trash expects these tunes' lyrics to arrive by email to they can be added to the ever-growing song list on the HHHH website! got that, Ho Chi Minge?).

Also: Captain Caveman owes Double Entry an explanation of a Stand Up Joke of some fellow finding a Shekel, and an Indian prostitute with a red dot on the forehead ?...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 956:

Hare: Double Entry

FRB: Ho Chi Minge Clitty

DFL: Just Jerry

Visitors: Ho Chi Minge Clitty, Cumoniwannalaya

Virgins: Just Jerry, Just Dave

Reliever: Just Dave

Sitting Ducks: Just Jerry, Just Dave, Boston Creamed

Penny Pincher: Ho Chi Minge Clitty

No Panties: Undisclosed...

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 957:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug. 11th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: We will meet in the parking lot of the Delek gas station at Tzomet Oranim, the junction of Emek Refaim / Ben Zakai and Pierre Koenig streets.

For you GPS-geekies: 2 Pierre Koenig Street, Jerusalem

Map: Here

Directions: 

1. Drive on route #1 towards Jerusalem, follow signs to city center
2. Drive under the harp bridge (= Caveman's Erection) and turn right onto Sderot Herzl
3. Turn left and immediately right onto Sderot Menachem Begin
4. At the next traffic light turn left onto Golomb
5. Turn right onto Ya'akov Pat and immediately left onto Yehuda HaNassi
6. At the intersection of Emek Refa'im and General Pierre Koenig, turn right and immediately another right into the parking lot

Some More Info:

A light Italian respite will be served al fresco post-run.

Lost? How's that possible, the directions were sooo clear... Call Boston Creamed at 054-215-2653 and start screaming helplessly, she'll know what to do.

Other messages

• IMPORTANT! A change has to be made to the Hare Raising Roster. The Gonadfather had noted he won't be in Israel on Sep. 15th, thus we need a volunteer to take over the first Hash of the next HRR. Any takers?
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Did you know?!

Hash Scribe has been temporarily handled by a cameo appearance of Fart Smella. Any complaints? send them to Hash Trash - by the time they arrive the regular Scribe will be back to take the heat...

Hare roster - are you there?!

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 - Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - Loves The Cock

#962 Sep 15 - The Gonadfather - NEED REPLACEMENT

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 955, Directions to Run 956

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the Nine Hundred and Fifty Fifth Hash:

1. The Hare had to throw away his shoes after the Hash (wonder WHY he had to do that..).

2. S H I T T Y  T R A I L was sung so loud, the whole neighborhood knows the words (wonder WHY we did that...).

3. We sold 4 Red Dress Run Shirts and gave away about 20 HHHH stickers (cool).

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 955:

Hare: Captain Caveman

FRB: Just Shachar

DFL: Boston Creamed

Returnees: Fluffer, Pregnant Pause

Visitors: Just Shachar, Gaza Striper (yup, and not Gayza Strip)

Other Down-Downs: Other Hashers

Over-All Shitty Trail: Captain Caveman

DELCKMT (Dumb Enough to Leave the Car Keys in the Middle of the Trail) (and not get a down down for it): Spit or Swallow

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 956:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug. 4th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: HaNetzach St Ramat Hasharon- Map Here

Maps: From: West, East

Directions: 

Get to HaKfar Hayarok Interchange (connecting roads #5 and #482)

Go into Ramat-HaSharon (North)

Turn right onto Derech Rishonim

At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit (Left) onto HaNetsach

Take a Left into the parking lot

Some More Information:

Plan for a hot, hot day - drink WATER beforehand!

Park on the street

Lost? Call Double Entry at 054-7909034, he knows all about getting you to places... 

Other messages

* A change has to be made to the Hare Raising Roster. The Gonadfather had noted he won't be in Israel on Sep. 15th, thus we need a volunteer to take over the first Hash of the next HRR. Any takers?

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so why oh why don't the Hares do that?!?!

Did you know?!

Hash Scribe is going to Italy. So I really have to go pack now, C'ya all...

Hare roster - are you there?!

#957 Aug 11 - Boston Creamed

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 - Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - Loves The Cock

#962 Sep 15 - The Gonadfather

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com