16 August, 2012

Hash Trash Run 957, Directions to Run 958

Hello fellow Hashers!

No Hare's or other view of the 957th Hash. The Hare only sent us an article (in Hebrew, about some beer-fest, attached both HERE and at the bottom of the HT).
* At the end there is also another note.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 957:
Hares: Boston Creamed, Just Nilly (the dog)
FRB: Captain Caveman
DDDFL: The Gonadfather
Late Cummers/GPS-aphobes: Captain Caveman, Twin Peaks, Semen
Returnees: Just Michael, Just Gavriel, Semen, Twin Peaks, Gadhafi, Hotbox, Fart Smella
Non-Cooperation: Just Michael, Just Gavriel
Dog/Child Abuse: Just Michael, Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
Sitter: Hotbox
1/2 Walkers: Fart Smella, Gadhafi, Twin Peaks
Dripping Assholes: Semen, Captain Caveman

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 958:
Meeting time: Saturday Aug. 18th16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: Dizengoff circle (Here)
For you GPS-geekies: Tap Dizengoff, 94 or Zamenhoff 2, or Pinsker 70, or any other street you see in the map that is close... Note you will have to park on one of the surrounding streets.

Directions (Cuming from Ayalon): 
  1. Get off Ayalon at Hashalom interchange heading west (into Tel-Aviv center)
  2. Drive straight until you get to the circle \square \ whatever the hell you wanna' call it.
  3. That's it, really.

Lost? How's that possible, the directions were sooo clear... Call Gayza Strip at 050-521-6016 and start screaming helplessly, he'll probably hang up on you.

Other messages
  • IMPORTANT! A change has to be made to the Hare Raising Roster. PLEASE HELP!!! The Gonadfather had noted he won't be in Israel on Sep. 15th, thus we need a volunteer to take over the first Hash of the next HRR. Any takers?
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Did you know?!
Another try with the beer-fest stuff 

On another note, a song that was sent to HT from one of our visitors:

Drunk last night,
Drunk the night before.
Gonna' get drunk again,
Like I never been drunk before.
'Cause when I'm drunk,
I'm as happy as can be!
'Cause we're all 'part of the Hashing family.

Now the hashing family,
Is the best family,
That ever came over from Olde Germany.
We got the Highlande Dutch,
And the Lowlande Dutch,
And the Rotterdam Dutch,
And the IRISH!
Singing Glorious, GLORIOUS!
Glory be to God there are no more of us.
'Cause there's only one keg,
And each the (#) of us,
Could drink it all down,down down, down.....


Check out Choco Kisses from CA. She makes customized song books with your name and kennel's graphic for $15 USD/60 NIS.  I can get the songbook made & shipped out this week = ) Pay $15 to Paypal account this_free_spirit@yahoo.com,
 Ajah Silva AKA Choco Kisses!

Hare roster - are you there?!
#959 Aug 25 Fluffer

#960 Sep 1 Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - Loves The Cock

#962 Sep 15 - The Gonadfather - NEED REPLACEMENT

Hash Scribe