Hash Trash Run 950, Directions to Run 953 (weird numbering for the last time in the next couple of months...)

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash-Trashes' view of the Nine Hundred and Fiftieth Hash:

The day was hot, my Hashers.
So hot, you could fry an egg on Gayza-Strip's bare chest.
So hot, that the flour and that was put on the beach had melted and became one with the sand.
So hot, that we climbed up a slide in hope of cooler weather.
So hot that, well, I'm out of metaphors, but you get the picture...
The run was only 2 K short and what a blessed decision this was, the pack might've been able to run an extra 3-4 mt. but we were spared by the hare.

Thank our lord, the brewer, we had a wonderful On-After after the Hash at Gayza-Strip's place, where we watched the sun set into the sea, grilled some dead animals and had shit loads of cold beer.
Oh, we also celebrated the US independence day whilst participating in the aforementioned activities...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 950:

Hare: Gayza Strip

FRB: Fluffer

DFL: Deliverance

Guest: Queen Latrine

Virgin: Just Brett
Other Infringements: Other Hashers

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 953:

Wear a beret, eat a baguette and most importantly, if you have any facial hair, WEAR A MUSTACHE!

We are celebrating the Bastille Day, AKA the french independence day, so if you want to eat or drink something, BYO!
We're French, we're cheap and we're proud of it!

Meeting time: Saturday July 14th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: This week we're going out of TA, to the north (about 30-35 mins.) to Kadima Forest (Here) (not much of a forest, more of a grove or something, oh well...)

Now, don't get me wrong, this is the general location, I don't know where exactly is the parking lot, so talk to the Hare when you get there.

Maps: From South.

Directions:

1. Head north on Route 4

2. Turn right onto Route 553 drive for 2.4 km

3. Turn left onto Route 562, Go through 1 roundabout total: 2.8 km

4. Turn left and drive 300 m *note, this turn might be tricky, drive carefully. 

Some More Information:

Plan for a hotter day than last week - drink WATER beforehand!

this is a WEAR A MUSTACHE! Hash, so wear a mustache... 

Lost? Call your Hare, Spit or Swallow @ 054-6717787

Other messages

* A minor change has been made to the Hare Raising Roster, it will affect two people, The Gonadfather and Loves The Cock, so heads up - both of you.

* New Hare Raising Roster is here. If for some odd reason you are in the Holy land and Not on the Roster and Want to host a Hash, contact Hash-Trash ASAP.

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so why oh why don't the Hares do that?!?!

* This Thursday the TKH will take place out of Tel-Aviv probably. look at our Facebook page for more information.

Did you know?!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#954 Jul 21 - Fart Smella

#955 Jul 28 - Captain Caveman

#956 Aug 4 - Double Entry

#957 Aug 11 - Boston Creamed

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 - Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - Loves The Cock

#962 Sep 15 - The Gonadfather

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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