20 July, 2012

Hash Trash Run 953, Directions to Run 954

bonjour hashers collègues!

Hares' voir de la Hash 953ème*:
comme la semaine dernière, le temps était mauvais, il faisait chaud, humide et généralement intolérable.
Mais nous avons eu un très bon moment ...
Les hashers portaient leurs meilleurs moustaches, et est venu avec un grand courage pour la forêt (OK, bosquet ...).
Mais le lièvre n'avait pas l'intention de rendre les choses faciles pour le pack, le Hash est allé à travers des parties de sable, sur des piles d'ordures, à travers les bavures et les abeilles, puis à travers un peu plus de tout**.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 953:

Hare: Spit or Swallow
FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Penis Envy
Fragile Flower: Queen Latrine
Returnee: Rabbi Goo

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 954:

Meeting time: Saturday July 21st16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: This week we're going out of TA again, this time to the East. Going in the general direction of J-lem. Specifically at Har-Eitan junction.

1. Head East on route 1
2. Exit on Harel interchange
3. Turn Right onto Road 3965 AKA Sderot HaHotsvim
4. Follow the road for about 3.5 Km, while going through 3 roundabouts
5. The Hash will begin at Har Eitan junction, next to the very big 4th roundabout. 
Just take the 2nd exit at that roundabout and park on the right than walk back to the roundabout.

Some More Information:
Plan for a very hot day - drink WATER beforehand!

Lost? Call your Hare, Fart Smella @ 054-4888165

Other messages
A change has to be made to the Hare Raising Roster. The Gonadfather had noted he won't be in Israel on Sep. 15th, thus we need a volunteer to take over the first Hash of the next HRR. Any takers?
REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so why oh why don't the Hares do that?!?!

Did you know?!
The Cannes advertising festival is to come, this is one of the most viral videos of last year probable to win a prize, AND IT CONTAINS BEER! (well, sort of...)
Highly recomended.

Hare roster - are you there?!

#955 Jul 28 Captain Caveman

#956 Aug 4 - Double Entry

#957 Aug 11 - Boston Creamed

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - Loves The Cock

#962 Sep 15 - The Gonadfather


Hash Scribe

* Hares' eye-view of the nine hundred and fifty third Hash
** like last week, the weather was bad, it was hot, humid and generally intolerable.
But we had a great time...
The Hashers wore their best mustaches, and came with great courage to the forest (OK, grove...).
But the Hare had no plans to make things easy for the pack, the Hash went through sandy parts, over piles of trash, through burrs and bees and then through some more of everything.