Thirsty Knights H3 Run 69+9: Thurs, 23 Aug, 8pm.

Come out for an irregularly scheduled run, laid by an irregular hare - Ascot to Mouth, a visitor! We're meeting at the intersection of HaTa'arucha and Ussishkin just north of the Tel Aviv Port (near the bridge over the river).

Join the Thirsty Knights Hash House Harriers for drinking and debauchery! There will be some running, some drinking, some entertainment, some more drinking, a little more running, and of course some more drinking.

 

We'll run about 3 miles (5k) or so over the course of an hour, with a nice beer break in the middle. If you're not a runner, don't worry - it's NOT a race, and nobody cares how slow you are. After the run, we'll drink more beer, sing dirty songs, and generally have a good time. Then it's off to a nearby bar for the on-after until you find someone willing to take you home (I'm told buying them drinks might help your chances).

 

BE: There mostly on time (ish) cuz nobody likes waiting for your slow ass. We'll get you signed in, we'll have a quick intro for the virgins, and then we'll head out!

 

BRING: 30 NIS for the cost of beer at the run. The bars generally have special prices for us, but by that point the drinks are on you (sometimes literally), so you might want to bring extra cash. Also bring your friends, but only if they're cool. And they're YOUR friends, so you might want to think carefully about that one.

 

WEAR: If you have hash haberdashery, wear it. If not, running gear is fine. Plan to get a little bit dirty, a little bit sweaty, and a little bit beery.

 

CHECK out our Virgin Guide for info on what to expect! https://www.facebook.com/notes/thirsty-knights-hash-house-harriers/virgin-guide/220926728013116

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