24 June, 2010

Hash Trash Run 848, directions to run 849

The Hashers circled up in Quirat Ono and Just Michal and Spit or Swallow told the pack what to expect along the way and the hashers were off running through lovely parks with abstract slides and swingsets.  After a rendition of "More Beer" at the halfway point, they were off and running back to the beer which was in the back of Cum Too Soon's truck which was parked on the grass of a neighborhood park, much to the chagrin og the neighbors.  After threats were made and cops were called, the Hasher's moved the truck off of publicly maintained park grass and continued celebrating.

Down downs:

Hares: Just Michal and Spit or Swallow
FRB:  deliverance
DFL: Boston Creamed
Returnees: Pregnant Pause and PigWoman
Virgin: Just Ofer
Misnamer: Twin Peaks
Late comer: Deliverance
Parking on Grass in Park: Cum to Soon
Cum to Soon:  Itch My Rail
New Shoes:  Pig Woman

(note from the Scribe - Does Pig Woman just like the taste of sock-beer?  Is she wearing other people's new shoes just to get the taste?  This is like the 10th New Shoes for her this year.  You can do your down downs through your socks anytime Pig Woman, you don't have to buy a new pair of shoes every time you get a craving. We are nice that way)

Directions to Run 849
This week's Hash will be in Savyon -- not far from last week's Hash in Kiryat Ono. this link actually gives you three different routes.  (sorry, hyperlinks isn't working for me right now)
 
 

Hare Roster

June 26th - Twin Peaks
July 3 - Fluffer (with a lot of hyper-patriotic Americans for an Independence day themed Run)
July 10 - AmboHo
July 17 - OnOne TastyKakes
July 24 - Boston Creamed
July 31 - Semen
August 7 - Caveman
August 14 - Double Entry
August 21 - Quickie
August 28 - Pig Woman
 
On-on!
Hash Scribe


posted by Hash Scribe at 5:52 PM

17 June, 2010

Directions to Run 848

 
Directions to Run 848 -  Saturday at 4pm!
 
The hash will take place in Kiryat-Ono.
It is a normal hash. Nothing fancy. Maybe a small yet yummy surprise at the end...
Gathering as always at 3:45 PM (because we need to start on time people!) across the street from 2 Hameyasdim st. Kiryat-Ono.
 
Specific directions:
Coming from north (Herzliya etc.) or south (ashkelon etc.):
Get on road no. 4. Exit at Aluf-Sade and go toward Kiryat-Ono (that's east!).
go straight on with the road as it twists and slightly turns.
Once you get to the fifth traffic light, turn left (that's north) and cross the roundabout, we will be on your left.
relevant maps:

coming from Tel Aviv:
Get to Azrieli center (the mall). Go East on Hashalom road. Go all the way untill it changes into Aluf Sade street, keep going.
After you cross Aluf Sade Interchange (over road No. 4) the road cahnges its name, don't pay attention, just go on.
Once you get to the fifth traffic light (from the Interchange), turn left (that's north) cross the roundabout, we will be on your left.
relevant maps:
 
 
For more Directions, call us:
Spit or Swallow - 054-6717787
Just Michal - 052-8551144

Hare Roster

June 26th - Twin Peaks
July 3 - Fluffer (with a lot of hyper-patriotic Americans for an Independence day themed Run)
July 10 - AmboHo
July 17 - OnOne TastyKakes
July 24 - Boston Creamed
July 31 - Semen
August 7 - Caveman
August 14 - Double Entry
August 21 - Quickie
August 28 - Pig Woman

For the INternationally minded

There's a World Heritage Hash going on in Melaka, Malaysia next year.
15th - 17th April 2011.
Sign up via the website:
www.worldheritagehash.weebly.com
On-on!
Hash Scribe


posted by Hash Scribe at 7:41 PM

10 June, 2010

Hash Trash Run 846, Directions to Run 847

The Hashers circled up at the National Stadium for the first ever Ale-mpics.  They wore their country's national colors and participated in "The Parade of Nations" complete with musical instruments and noise-makers.  Afterwards they were treated to a fabulous dance and pom-pom routine performed by Twin Peaks and Deliverance complete in a Wonder Woman costume and a moving torch lighting ceremony.  Then it was off to the races.  The hashers walk/ran to the bridge where all the Australians died a few years back and a grape spitting contest was held.  Unfortunately, most of the Hashers wanted to eat the grapes rather than spit them into the Yarcon River.  The next event was the "closest to the plate beer throwing contest, followed by the high jump and then the beer relay.  Then it was back to the bridge for a "run with a full beer and don't spill contest.  Spirits were high and hashers confused. We still don't know if the red team or the blue team won, but we do have the downs downs.

Hares:  Twin Peaks and Deliverance
FRB:  Caveman
Ho: Fay
Returnees:  Floater, Fluffer, Amboho, Fay, Just Dror
Phone Use:  Goldmember
Most Talented:  Boston Creamed
Misnamers:  Deliverance, Floater, Twin Peaks
Best Smile and Musical Instrument:  Just Michal
Reliever:  Floater
Spirit of the Ale-mpics:  Twin Peaks and Deliverance
25 Badge: (way overdue): Amboho
Mug: LongHorny
Newlyweds:  Spit or Swallow and Just Michal
Naming:  Just Dror is now Spit or Swallow!

Directions to Run 847

Going Away Party for all of our friends that are departing soon! There is no better excuse for a party so the Blues Brothers are putting the band back together for an event at 11 Givat Hatachmoshet, Apt. 6 in Herzliya. Saturday, 12 June

 The festivities start with a Hash Run (or walk, or crawl) or you may come to the party afterwards.

 3:45 pm: If you want to join the Hash, it starts outside of my house at 4 pm.  The Hash will run only a few kilometers looking for clues on the ground to find the way. There are also persons that will walk a shorter course and be given directions for the shortcuts.

 

5:30 pm – 9:30 pm: The party starts. It is a BYOB Pot Luck affair so everyone brings a food dish to share with everyone else and anything you want to drink.  There will be an open grill for those wishing to BBQ.  

 All your friends are welcome!

Directions for the map impaired: Coming from Tel Aviv on Highway 2 (Namir),  take the Herzliya exit at the HaSira Interchange and stay in the right lane.  Take the right turn at the light after you pass the Pancake House and Paz Gas Station.  

Get in the left lane immediately to take the first left turn at the light onto Moshe Dayan Street (to the Police Station and Nordau Street).  Go around the first circle with the strange electrical utility pole art work 270 degrees to Shefayim Street. The Police Station will be on your left and take the second right on Ole HaGardom Street.  After 100 meters there is a dirt parking lot on the left side at the intersection with Givat Hatahmoshet Street. Park anywhere.  It is the white-tile townhouse on the right side of Ole HaGardom on the sidewalk-type road.      

 Directions for map readers:

Hare Roster - It is your responsibility to find a replacement if you can't set.

June 19th - Just Dror
June 26th - Twin Peaks
July 3 - Fluffer (with a lot of hyper-patriotic Americans for an Independence day themed Run)
July 10 - AmboHo
July 17 - OnOne TastyKakes
July 24 - Boston Creamed
July 31 - Semen
August 7 - Caveman
August 14 - Double Entry
August 21 - Quickie
August 28 - Pig Woman

If your name is not on the list for July or August, get ready for September! (i.e. just volunteer to Hash Trash now)

 
On-on!
Hash Scribe


posted by Hash Scribe at 7:43 PM

02 June, 2010

Hash Trash Run 845, Directions to Run 846


The hashers were off and running, halfway up a mountain when we realized that Graverobber hadn't made it onto the trail.  It was too hot and shiggy of a trail to run back, so we left him to get a head start on the beer and the On On (afterwards he said something about his son, an accident, some poop, something like that).

So back to the trail which was hilly and more shiggy than path.  The usual suspects checked it out, while the rest of us lolled around at the holds.  At the half we tried to sing Old McDonald had a Hash, but couldn't decide whether to change the words, add dirty hand motions, or just sing it the normal way.  In the end we gave up.

Down Downs

Hare: Goldmember
FRB: Longhorny
DFL: Graverobber
Phone Sex: Twin Peaks, Goldmember, Semen
Child Abuse: Deliverance, Goldmember
Returnees: AIDS, Quickie
Virgins - Vic, Kathy
Lost - Grave Robber, Goldmember
Kit-challenged: Just Jakes, Double Entry, StillComing
Latecomers: Caveman, DoubleEntry, Quickie, LongHorny
Triathelets: Semen, Deliverance, OnOne TastyKakes
Beer Tastes better poured through a sock: Pig Woman, GraveRobber

Directions to Run 846 (4pm on Saturday)

This week's run will be a Hash Ale-mpics.  That's right!  You must wear your native country's colors and a flag or two would be cool.  Some of the exciting events that you will be able to participate or witness live are The Parade of Nations, an extravagant Opening Ceremony produced by Twin Peaks and Deliverance, the lighting of the Torch and 5 Beer related athletic events.  The Parade of Nations will begin promptly at 4:00 so don't be late.  This means you!


Starting Point:  National Stadium/Ayalon Mall, Ramat Gan -- Gate #3 at the Stadium
 
From South of Tel Aviv:
Ayalon North to the Hahalacha Interchange.  Turn right at the light at the end of the exit ramp -- this is Bialik Street.  Turn left at Traffic light #13 onto Abba Hillel Street.  There is something very weird about the numbering system here in Ramat Gan -  the traffic lights are numbered as such 19, 18, 17 and then 13.  Stay on Abba Hillel for about 2k and the Stadium and parking is on your left hand side.
 
From North of Tel Aviv:
Ayalon South to the Hahalacha Interchange.  Follow the signs to Bialik Street -- which mean right at your first light and right at your second light over the highway.  Turn left at Traffic light #13 onto Abba Hillel Street.  There is something very weird about the numbering system here in Ramat Gan -  the traffic lights are numbered as such 19, 18, 17 and then 13.  Stay on Abba Hillel for about 2k and the Stadium and parking is on your left hand side.
 
Now, I know there is a way from Rokach Street but these are the directions from Google Maps.  If you have GPS -- just put in National Stadium, Ramat Gan.
 
If lost, call Twin Peaks - 0528743662


Hare Roster - this is your last weekend to volunteer before being drafted.  (please e-mail this address with your availability).
 
June 12th - Cum Too Soon
June 19th - Just Dror
June 26th - Twin Peaks

On-on!
Hash Scribe


posted by Hash Scribe at 6:34 PM