Hash Trash Run 845, Directions to Run 846
The hashers were off and running, halfway up a mountain when we realized that Graverobber hadn't made it onto the trail. It was too hot and shiggy of a trail to run back, so we left him to get a head start on the beer and the On On (afterwards he said something about his son, an accident, some poop, something like that).
So back to the trail which was hilly and more shiggy than path. The usual suspects checked it out, while the rest of us lolled around at the holds. At the half we tried to sing Old McDonald had a Hash, but couldn't decide whether to change the words, add dirty hand motions, or just sing it the normal way. In the end we gave up.
Down Downs
Hare: Goldmember
FRB: Longhorny
DFL: Graverobber
Phone Sex: Twin Peaks, Goldmember, Semen
Child Abuse: Deliverance, Goldmember
Returnees: AIDS, Quickie
Virgins - Vic, Kathy
Lost - Grave Robber, Goldmember
Kit-challenged: Just Jakes, Double Entry, StillComing
Latecomers: Caveman, DoubleEntry, Quickie, LongHorny
Triathelets: Semen, Deliverance, OnOne TastyKakes
Beer Tastes better poured through a sock: Pig Woman, GraveRobber
Directions to Run 846 (4pm on Saturday)
This week's run will be a Hash Ale-mpics. That's right! You must wear your native country's colors and a flag or two would be cool. Some of the exciting events that you will be able to participate or witness live are The Parade of Nations, an extravagant Opening Ceremony produced by Twin Peaks and Deliverance, the lighting of the Torch and 5 Beer related athletic events. The Parade of Nations will begin promptly at 4:00 so don't be late. This means you!
Starting Point: National Stadium/Ayalon Mall, Ramat Gan -- Gate #3 at the Stadium
From South of Tel Aviv:
Ayalon North to the Hahalacha Interchange. Turn right at the light at the end of the exit ramp -- this is Bialik Street. Turn left at Traffic light #13 onto Abba Hillel Street. There is something very weird about the numbering system here in Ramat Gan - the traffic lights are numbered as such 19, 18, 17 and then 13. Stay on Abba Hillel for about 2k and the Stadium and parking is on your left hand side.
From North of Tel Aviv:
Ayalon South to the Hahalacha Interchange. Follow the signs to Bialik Street -- which mean right at your first light and right at your second light over the highway. Turn left at Traffic light #13 onto Abba Hillel Street. There is something very weird about the numbering system here in Ramat Gan - the traffic lights are numbered as such 19, 18, 17 and then 13. Stay on Abba Hillel for about 2k and the Stadium and parking is on your left hand side.
Now, I know there is a way from Rokach Street but these are the directions from Google Maps. If you have GPS -- just put in National Stadium, Ramat Gan.
If lost, call Twin Peaks - 0528743662
Hare Roster - this is your last weekend to volunteer before being drafted. (please e-mail this address with your availability).
June 12th - Cum Too Soon
June 19th - Just Dror
June 26th - Twin PeaksOn-on!
Hash Scribe
posted by Hash Scribe at 6:34 PM
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