15 April, 2010

Hash Trash Run 838, Directions to Run 839

Run # 838
The Hashers circled up in Ramat Gan.  The weather was perfect and the Hashers were in a cheerful mood.  After waiting some time for Quickie to arrive and drive backwards through Twin Peaks neighborhood the Hashers were off.  The midway point was around a strange phallic structure and a hearty version of "Do Re Me" was sung.  Then the Hashers were off again.  The circle was called, down downs were drunk and the merry Hashers actually took care of a lot of business.

Down Downs:
Hares:  Twin Peaks and Deliverance
FRB:  Pig Woman
DFL:  Boston Creamed
Returnees:  Just Michal and Just Dror
New Doo:  Goldmember
Late and Driving Backwards: Quickie
Eavesdropping:  Longhorny
Racist:  Itch My Rail
Bad Directions (as always):  Capt. Caveman
Child Molester/Pedophile/Perv:  Just Jakes
Slacker:  Just Gene
New Shoes:  Amboho
Public displays of Affection:  Just Michal and Just Dror
Sitting on the Hash:  Deliverance

This is from Caveman and Just Gene for this week's Hash Run 839 - Be there April 17th at 4:00 pm
We're on a mission from God, we're the Booze Brothers and this Hash is gonna rock.
The Band is getting together, one night only, this Saturday April 17th after the Hash Run.
Bring your friends. Bring your dancing shoes. Bring your musical instruments for a jam session.
Bring your sunglasses. Bring your hat. Bring your white shirt and black suit...or buy an official HHH Booze Brothers shirt.
Bring your favorite Blues Brothers quotes, and bring meat and salads for after the run.
Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
Jake: You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again.
Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.
Reverend Cleophus James: Don't be lost when the time comes, for the day of the Lord cometh like a thief in the night.
Mrs. Murphy: We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
Matt Murphy: Say what?
Mrs. Murphy: They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'.
Matt Murphy: What they want to eat?
Mrs. Murphy: The tall one wants white toast, dry, with nothin' on it.
Matt Murphy: Elwood.
Mrs. Murphy: And the short one wants four whole fried chickens, and a Coke.
Matt Murphy: And Jake. Shit, the Blues Brothers.

Directions for Run 839
Coming from Tel Aviv on Highway 2 (Namir),  take the Herzliya exit at the HaSira Interchange and stay in the right lane.  Take the right turn at the light after you pass the Pancake House and Paz Gas Station.  

Get in the left lane immediately to take the first left turn at the light onto Moshe Dayan Street (to the Police Station and Nordau Street).  Go around the first circle with the strange electrical utility pole art work 270 degrees to Shefayim Street. The Police Station will be on your left and take the second right on Ole HaGardom Street.  After 100 meters there is a dirt parking lot on the left side at the intersection with Givat Hatahmoshet Street.   Park anywhere.  The townhouse where Gene lives is on the right side of Ole HaGardom, opposite the parking lot at 11 Givat Hatahmoshet, No. 6.     


Giv'at HaTahmoshet 11, Herzliya, Israel
Link: <http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=herzliya+11+Givat+Hatahmoshet&sll=32.164678,34.815964&sspn=0.004032,0.00751&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Giv%27at+HaTahmoshet+11,+Herzliya,+Israel&ll=32.16555,34.815331&spn=0.008065,0.01502&z=16>

Hare Roster
24 Apr Fartsmella
May 1st - Itch My Rail
May 8th - Pig Woman
May 15th - Long Horny
May 22nd - Boston Creamed
May 29th - Goldmember
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