Hash Trash Run 835, Directions to Run 836

Hash Trash - Fashion Edition

Here comes the bride, ravishing in a floor length wedding gown, veil, and the super dirty sneakers! And what a beautiful wedding party.  So beautiful, we collected a crowd of 20 people (paparazzi?) to watch us start the hash.  One man was particularly disturbed about what we were doing, but we assured him that we were going to make an honest woman out of OnOne TastyKakes as soon as the Rabbi showed up.

Caveman was a dashing ring bearer, holding his cushion out inf front of him with dignity and poise.  Longhorny had more problems as a waiter, breaking one of the champagne glasses before the first hold!!!  Nice tie though.  Fluffer, Floater, Twin Peaks and Semen were bee-yu-tee-ful bridesmaids in an amalgamation of spandex running gear and  black evening dresses.

The Strippers, oh the strippers.  Quickie dazzled in a barely there neon sports number, we aren't sure what was under that shirt and were a little scared to check. Pig Woman sported a military ensemble, "hello ladies, did you order some peacekeeping?"

The hashers ran around Tel Aviv, stopping traffic, startling children, emotionally scarring passersby on countless public parks and roads.  That's what hashing is for.

Down Downs

Hares: OnOne (TastyKakes), Amboho
FRB: Twin Peaks
DFL: Grave Robber
Persistent Character: Captain Caveman
Best Stripper: Quickie
Prettiest Bridesmaid: Fluffer
Super Hashers (Running with two or more kids in a stroller): Grave Robber, Leah
Virgins: Dror, Michal, Leah
Returnees: Crocsucker, Grave Robber
Racist: Pig Woman (with new shoes too)

Directions to Run 836 - 3:00 on Saturday

We are meeting at the Ramat Hasharon Country Club on HaBanim Street. (Originally called Snir)

 

If coming from Tel-Aviv or Herzalia, take the Ramat Hashron exit off of route 5 to Sokolow st. . At the first light turn left on to Sherf St. take the 2nd Right to Snir Street. It turns into Habanim St. Around 500 meters on the left is the country club parking lot. You will find your hare there.

 

Lost - tough. Call 054-440-6313

Hare Roster - No, really, your mom called, she wants you to sign up to set the hash

To sign up, reply to this e-mail.

3 Apr Deliverance

10 Apr Twin Peaks
17 Apr Captain Caveman
24 Apr ???
1 May  ???
8 May Pig Woman
15 May
22 May
29 May

On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

Hash Trash Run 834, Directions to Run 835

Run 834

The sun spread it's gentle rays over green and bucolic fields.  The hashers turned their faces skyward bathed in its gentle soothing heat.  Everywhere we ran our way was paved with flowers, their soft perfume masking the inevitable sweat and ensuing body odor caused by the aforementioned sun.

All was at peace.  Even Quickie's killer dog felt at one with all the little woodland creatures (read: stray dogs).  even a halfhearded tuneless rendering of Mother Habraham at the half couldn't mar the joyous harmony of Run 834. 

Then as the hashers ran through the fields and orchards and lanes, they came to a train crossing.  Looking both ways before they crossed they began, with sensible caution, to pass this field of danger.  WHAT IS THIS!!!! a hold mark.  in the middle of a railroad.  Well trained pack that they were, the hashers held, worrying, fearing, seeing the black beast in the distance.  Would they escape the railroad track in time?  Would Just Gene's dog be able to bring help before the Hashers met their railroady doom?????

ok ok, so it wasn't a train it was a hand cart, and it was breaking shabbat by squeaking along, and ok it wasn't actually headed toward the hold on the train track.  But it was touch and go for a minute.  Quickie just wanted to bring a hint of danger into the run, well played Hare, well played.

Down Downs

The scribe forgot to take the list, bad scribe, bad scribe.

Someone came in first
Someone came in last
Lots of people drank

Directions to Run 835 - Runaway Bride

 
This is OnOne (TastyKakes)'s last run as a single lady!!!!  I will be running in all my wedding finery.  You can join me as a bridesmaid or a stripper: your choice, your interpretation.  There will be an On On afterward in Apartment 1604, bring something to share.  

The circle will be in the parking lot next to Opera Tower, the building is on Allenby and HaYarkon.  For the circle and for some parking selections, click here

Lost?  Good luck pulling the bride away from the wedding planning - 050.726.8065

Hare Roster - your mom wants you to sign up to set the hash!

27 Mar Windbreaker

3 Apr Deliverance

10 Apr Twin Peaks
17 Apr Captain Caveman
24 Apr ???
1 May  ???
8 May Pig Woman
15 May
22 May
29 May

On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

Greetings Hashers

I am trying to update my Hasher e-mail addresses. If you are not a Hasher
let me know and I'll remove you from my list.

On on

Goonie F**ker
Lexington, KY USA

Visit Lexington KY "Horses Ass Hash House Harriers"
http://www.lexingtonhah3.com/index.html

Hash Trash Run 833, Directions to Run 834

Hashterpiece Theatre

Act One: Racists in the front, whiners in the back.  You know which group you fell into.  The Racists bounced from trail to trail with nary a thought for those hobbling wounded-ly at the rear.  Itch My Rail had Fluffer and Longhorny whipped into a fever of competitive heat, is this a hash or a warped human version of pinball?

Act Two:
The hashers hadn't seen Itch My Rail Fluffer and Longhorny in a long long time, the back of the pack stopped caring.  Since there weren't markings (BlingDong came up with the concept of Verbal Hash Marks.    It's not clear if those are legal, however, several of the hashers were in too much pain from the night before to complain.  No one was very clear how the Racists found the trail unaided, but Ultimately, everyone made it back to the starting line.

Act Three:
After the Down Downs, Twin Peaks, Deliverance, and Caveman treated us to a rendition (sped up) of the 30 K they ran the day before.  To make a long story short, Caveman ended up taking his pants off and telling Twin Peaks, in not so many words, his penis hurt.  The reenactment also included heroic efforts to lift Caveman up off the ground.

Happy birthday White Pointers, we're always ready to celebrate another year, if there is cake along the way.

Down Downs

Hares: RamalamaBlingDong, White Pointers, Squeegee
FRB: Itch My Rail
DFL: Deliverance
Returnees: Semen, Deliverance, LongHorny, Just Gene
Teams: Just Gene
Horny: OnOne (TastyKakes)
25 Runs: White Pointers
Racists: Itch My Rail, Fluffer
Weak Caller: Squeegee
 
Directions to Run 834 - 3:00pm on Saturday

From Tel Aviv or north:

leave highway no. 2 at Kfar Shmaryahu exit, go east on Ha-Ma'apilim, turn left at 2nd traffic light onto Ha-Zorea, next right, next left onto Ha-Sadot, turn right onto Ha-Rakafot, next left, next right onto Regavim, on your right you will see the parking area.

Lost? Call  Quickie 054 4531333

Hare Roster

20 Mar OnOne (TastyKakes), the Bachelorette Hash

27 Mar Windbreaker

3 Apr Deliverance

10 Apr Twin Peaks
17 Apr Captain Caveman
24 Apr ???
1 May  ???
8 May Pig Woman
15 May
22 May
29 May

On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

Hash Trash Run 832, Directions to Run 833

Hash Trash - downsized for your inner child!

Run 832 was nice, cold and fun. We ran through the streets of Jerusalem, after a live hare. The hare dressed as a mouse.  We drank beer.  The end.

Down Downs

FRB: Caveman
DFL: Twin Peaks
Virgin Who Sits on the Hash: "itch my rail".
not putting any creativity in his notes: caveman (me me me me me)
no hash gear: Crocsucker.

Directions to Run 833

The meeting point is at the Sonol gas station parking, in Rishon Le Zion at the intersection of "Moshe Dayan" st. and Sapir St .

Coming from Ayalon (no. 20) south, just after the HOLON cemetery, take the Rishon-Le-Zion exit. The exit splits into several exits – take the most right exit, going to the beach. This is Moshe Dayan st, Keep driving until you see the gas station to your right, and turn right to Sapir st. into the gas station. We meet at the parking lot of the restaurant which is just after the gas station.

Coming from road no. 4 (going south), turn right in the Rishon-Le-Zion exit into Moshe Dayan St. Drive west a few Ks until you see the Sonol gas station to your right.

 

Lost? Call BlingDong 0524238867

Or White Pointers 0506444759

Hare Roster - If you don't volunteer the hash will end and everyone will be sad :(

13 Mar Quickie

20 Mar OnOne (TastyKakes), the Bachelorette Hash

27 Mar Windbreaker

3 Apr Deliverance

10 Apr Twin Peaks
17 Apr Captain Caveman
24 Apr ???
1 May  ???
8 May Pig Woman
15 May
22 May
29 May

 

On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com