Hash Trash Run 831, Directions to Run 832

The few and far between.

While Run 831 was sparsely attended, those who came  found it well worth their while.  The hare (and helper) set through a carefully vetted selection of the cutest neighborhoods in Tel Aviv.  And as for the flour!  oh the flour, the hare used precisely 1.17 bags of flour per hashers! And oh the markings, each one a stately blob in the grace and proportions of a Parthenon, as admirable as the perfect lines of a Michelangelo (except the ones that OnOne TastyKakes did, which resembled an awkward Jasper Johns wannabe more so than anything else).

The Hares even faithfully checked out all the false trails with Double Entry (ok, so maybe they forgot which way they laid the trail, but it was so beautifully marked that no one ever got lost).  In a spirit of solidarity, the three hashers set foot in the final circle simultaneously, making this perhaps the only hash where everyone was an FRB  (does this mean all three of us need to wear the cowbell?).

Down Downs

Hares: AmboHo, OnOne TastyKakes
Came to the Hash: Double Entry
FRB: AmboHo, OnOne TastyKakes, Double Entry.

Directions to Run 832

here's a link to this saturday's hash:

it's pretty straight forward:

once you're in the city, drive under the big bridge and take a right (Herzel st.), then the first left on the bridge over the highway, the right and left again. that's it. it's next to the Givat Ram university, near the stadium.

since it's a day before Purim, please bring a semi/partial costume.

 
Hare Roster - If you don't volunteer the hash will end and everyone will be sad :(

6-Mar BlingDong

13 Mar Quickie

20 Mar OnOne (TastyKakes), the Bachelorette Hash

27 Mar Windbreaker

3 Apr Deliverance

10 Apr Twin Peaks
17 Apr Captain Caveman
24 Apr ???
1 May  ???
8 May Pig Woman
15 May
22 May
29 May

On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

Hash Trash Run 830, Directions to Run 831

What can we say about the St. Valentines day pre-lewd run?  Was it lewd?  I'm sure, was it before Valentines day?  Absolutely!

But the pack was sure of little else.  There was something about red and pink and blue chalk.  Were we supposed to eat it? Stop, run, wait, sit on it?  Pink marks mean that all runners are now walkers or vice verse.  End result - the pack was lost in record time and had to call Still Coming to figure out what to do next.

Also noted, the end was not at the same spot as the beginning.  As Hash Scribe, I'm partial to that kind of trail narrative, but I seem to be a very small (but vocal) minority. 

Grave Robber was a live and feisty hare to chase after and after 7 kilometers of fun thank goodness there was food at the end.

Down Downs

Hare:  Grave Robber

FRB:  Pig Woman

DFL: Boston Creamed

Returnees:  GraveRobber, Still Coming, In and Out, Aids

Misnaming:  Twin Peaks, Deliverance

Hash Abuse:  Semen

1st place at Savyyon:  Goldmember

Misleading the Hash: Grave Robber

Late Call In: Pig Woman

Goldmember: 200 runs

Directions to Run 831

Shaul HaMelech, parking lot next to London Minimarket

(corner of Ibn Gvirol & Shaul HaMelech)

Coming off Namir, turn West on Shaul HaMalech, drive past Arts Complex on Right, cross Dubnov Street, parking lot is directly after Dubnov, on the left.  If you hit Ibn Givrol, you need to put it in reverse and back up to the mini market.

AmbHo: 052-545-2319

 

Hare Roster

27-Feb Fart Smella
6-Mar BlingDong

13 Mar Quickie

20 Mar OnOne (TastyKakes), the Bachelorette Hash

27 Mar Windbreaker

3 Apr Deliverance

10 Apr Twin Peaks
17 Apr Captain Caveman
24 Apr ???
1 May  ???
8 May Pig Woman
15 May
22 May
29 May

 

On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

Hash Trash Run 829, Directions to Run 830

Run 830 was full of Shig.  Rookie setter Just Paul led the pack through a bunch of fields, lots of dirt, lots of it.  This left many of us wishing we could bring other shoes to the hash without having to guzzle beer out of muddy sweaty socks...

Quickie and his dog, Sheikh were otherwise occupied hustling street (field) fights.  Round one: giant white dog.  Quickie seemed less concerned than the other dog owner, so we'll give that one to Sheikh.  Round two: three on one action.  Sheikh ate one of the dogs and sat on the other two - no contest when the opponents combined weight is about 10 pounds, most of it hair.  oh Quickie, in some places, dog fighting is illegal.

Meanwhile, the rest of the pack took a trip down memory lane with Semen.  We saw the house she grew up in, learned about her neighbors and took a scenic run past the place where Windbreaker kissed her for the first time, awwwwww.  While we were reminiscing no one really noticed that we ran out of hash markings.  Just Paul blamed the rain and led us back to the finish (which, at least, was the same place we started).


For a number of reasons, the pack decided that the best name to give Just Paul is Double Entry, and thus he shall be called forever more (MISNAMERS PAY ATTENTION!)


Down Downs

Hare - Just Paul, Longhorny
FRB - Pig Woman
DFL - Quickie
Late Comers - White Pointers, BlingDong
Misnaming - Fluffer, Pig Woman, Paul
Virgin - Amnon
Returnees - White Pointers, BlingDong
Michael Vickin' - Quickie
Naming - Just Paul became Double Entry

Directions to Run 830 - Saturday the 13th at 3:00pm

Saturday, Feb. 13th Hash will begin in Herzliya Pituach in front of the Holmes Place gym.

The St. Valentine's Pre-Lewd hash guarantees the following...

1) shiggy for all who wish to partake,

2) a live hare running for his life, and

3) an appropriately romantic surprise @ the ending.

Everyone should wear a "Heart On" for the run and prepare for change of clothes/shoes as warning stated for last Hash run in Herzliya.

Directions From Tel Aviv:

Take Highway 2 to the first Herzliya exit aka HaSira exit into the industrial section.Enter Herzliya Pituach  (Abba Evan St).  Make your first possible right onto Maskit Street.  Make a right onto Sapir St. and follow the road as it curves left.  Street parking is available there.  We will meet in the large plaza on your right. 

Any questions, call Deliverance at 054-300-5092 although Grave Robber is the Hare. 

Hare Roster - You KNOW you want to volunteer!

20-Feb AmboHo
27-Feb Fart Smella
6-Mar BlingDong

13 Mar Quickie

20 Mar OnOne (TastyKakes), the Bachelorette Hash

27 Mar Windbreaker

3 Apr Deliverance

10 Apr Twin Peaks
17 Apr Captain Caveman
24 Apr ???
1 May  ???
8 May Pig Woman
15 May
22 May
29 May

 

On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

Hash Trash Run 828, Directions to Run 829

Run 828 was a mixed bag.  And by mixed bag we mean unpopular.   There were miscommunications, mismarkings, misleadings, missing hash marks, misnamings and a missing RA.  Paul demonstrated early leadership by finding the RA and leading him to the finish.  We look forward to running after him next week.

What the H-ll, ain't nothing that a few down downs can't fix.

Down Downs

FRB: Fart Smeller
DFL: Boston Creamed
Lost: Fluffer
Golden Shower: Goldmember
Misnaming: Semen
Half Iron Man: Wind Breaker
Virgin: Drinks Like a Girl
Missleading the Hash: OnOne (TastyKakes)
Rescuing the Lost: Paul
Arguing: Pig Woman

 

Directions to Run 829 - 3:00 pm on Saturday (1500 for the military folk)

Run 829  will  start  next to the Ramat Hasharon  Tennis Center (of the Kfar Hayarok Junction) .

From Tel Aviv-

1)North on Ayalon Rd.(20) , right  (East) on Rd  (5) to K.Hayarok Junct. then  Right again till 1^st Light  Left toward the Parking before the Courts.

2)North on Namir Rd, till Glilot Junct. right on Rd.(5) to K.Hayarok Junct. then  Right again till 1^st Light  Left toward the Parking before the Courts.

3)North-East on Rokach Blvd,/Bnei Efraim St, till the end. Left on Moshe Sne Rd.(Tzomet Hapil)- 4^th Light to the right towards the Tennis courts.

 

From Jerusalem-

North on Geha ,Rd.4 till Morasha Junct. Warning (middle exit) on Overpass to the West Rd. (5) till Kfar Hayarok Junct. And again middle exit to the left.

Then 1^st  light to the Left (opposite the Gas Station)  towards the Tennis Center.

 

From Haifa,

1)South on Namir Rd. (Derech Haifa) till Glilot Jnct.-Left on the Overpass on Rd.(5 ) to   K.Hayarok Junct. then  Right again till 1^st Light  Left toward the Parking before the Courts.

2) South  on Geha ,Rd.4 till Morasha Junct. West (right) Rd. (5) till Kfar Hayarok Junct. Middle exit(in bridge) to the left.

Then 1^st  light to the Left (opposite the Gas Station)  towards the Tennis Center.

 

Whoever understood the above must be a genius or  lost – ball Paul Tel-0547909034  (From the Scribe: I would have written "call" but the e-mail from Paul said "ball"  - Who am I to deconstruct the meaning?)

Hare Roster - Volunteer or be drafted!  Hare roster open until June!

13-Feb GraveRobber

20-Feb AmboHo
27-Feb Fart Smella
6-Mar BlingDong

13 Mar Quickie

20 Mar OnOne (TastyKakes), the Bachelorette Hash

27 Mar -???

3 Apr Deliverance

10 Apr Twin Peaks
17 Apr Captain Caveman

On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com