Holyland Hash House Harriers: Hash Trash Run 828, Directions to Run 829

Run 828 was a mixed bag. And by mixed bag we mean unpopular. There were miscommunications, mismarkings, misleadings, missing hash marks, misnamings and a missing RA. Paul demonstrated early leadership by finding the RA and leading him to the finish. We look forward to running after him next week.

What the H-ll, ain't nothing that a few down downs can't fix.

Down Downs

FRB: Fart Smeller
DFL: Boston Creamed
Lost: Fluffer
Golden Shower: Goldmember
Misnaming: Semen
Half Iron Man: Wind Breaker
Virgin: Drinks Like a Girl
Missleading the Hash: OnOne (TastyKakes)
Rescuing the Lost: Paul
Arguing: Pig Woman

Directions to Run 829 - 3:00 pm on Saturday (1500 for the military folk)

Run 829 will start next to the Ramat Hasharon Tennis Center (of the Kfar Hayarok Junction) .

From Tel Aviv-

1)North on Ayalon Rd.(20) , right (East) on Rd (5) to K.Hayarok Junct. then Right again till 1^st Light Left toward the Parking before the Courts.

2)North on Namir Rd, till Glilot Junct. right on Rd.(5) to K.Hayarok Junct. then Right again till 1^st Light Left toward the Parking before the Courts.

3)North-East on Rokach Blvd,/Bnei Efraim St, till the end. Left on Moshe Sne Rd.(Tzomet Hapil)- 4^th Light to the right towards the Tennis courts.

From Jerusalem-

North on Geha ,Rd.4 till Morasha Junct. Warning (middle exit) on Overpass to the West Rd. (5) till Kfar Hayarok Junct. And again middle exit to the left.

Then 1^st light to the Left (opposite the Gas Station) towards the Tennis Center.

From Haifa,

1)South on Namir Rd. (Derech Haifa) till Glilot Jnct.-Left on the Overpass on Rd.(5 ) to K.Hayarok Junct. then Right again till 1^st Light Left toward the Parking before the Courts.

2) South on Geha ,Rd.4 till Morasha Junct. West (right) Rd. (5) till Kfar Hayarok Junct. Middle exit(in bridge) to the left.

Then 1^st light to the Left (opposite the Gas Station) towards the Tennis Center.

Whoever understood the above must be a genius or lost – ball Paul Tel-0547909034 (From the Scribe: I would have written "call" but the e-mail from Paul said "ball" - Who am I to deconstruct the meaning?)

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