03 December, 2009

Hash Trash Run 818; Directions to Run 819

We got robbed...
We got naked...
We got wasted...
We got arrested....
We all gathered in the Ikea parking lot on what looked like a beautiful day. It was not to be. Caveman's chariot was defiled and the criminal made off with his wallet and Hash shirt (the bastard). We sent up a prayer to the Beer Gods that this bastard should rot in Hell then we quickly got down to business... which consisted of gossip and beer. Goldmember and Deliverance were too scared to leave the chariots for a run and a despondent Caveman opted to drink instead of lead the Hash. Although Fluffer and Just Gene were willing to run, they were quickly overuled by the lazier Hashers.
Down Downs
Hare: Captain Caveman
FRB: Deliverance
DFL: Fluffer
Short Cutting Bastard: Just Gene
Golden Showers: Goldmember
Phone Sex: Caveman
Flying: Goldmember

Directions to run 819

The Run will start on the ocean side of the U.S. Embassy

Map with 2 parking options - cut and paste:


Hares - Susan & Fatty Tatty

Lost? Look for the stars and stripes or call 050-726-8065


12-Dec Pig Woman
19-Dec White Pointers
26-Dec Boston Creamed
2-Jan Croc Sucker
9-Jan Fluffer
16-Jan Goldmember
23-Jan Fart Smella
30-Jan AIDS
13-Feb Quickie
20-Feb AmboHo
27-Feb Semen
6-Mar BlingDong

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